Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
@Alberto Balsalm,

Uh, it was KiwiFarms that was MIA, although the abbreviation for Miami International Airport Airport is MIA.

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 1,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

With GOD's constant help, I've fulfilled the prophecy of The Revelation 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'. Please see http://7seals.blogspot.com . This 74-page booklet is titled There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, nonlocality, retrocausality, subconscious telepathy, and design-and-alignment and it plus much more can be found at http://7seals.yuku.com . According to the Bible, only the 2nd Coming of the Christ can accomplish this.

See the GOD=7_4 Theory (mathematical model/program/algorithm/code) at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

These three sites along with http://RevelationRevealed.proboards.com have all been tweaked quite abit in the last three weeks. I've also been writing alot on Facebook groups, Google+, and elsewhere.

Smol Pupper said:
It's been months since I've pooped on this thread, and Trump wins the election, Brad chimps out, Kiwi Farms fucking dies, and then its comes back to life...
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@Smol Pupper,

Wrong. Kiwi Farms didn't die - it was a near-death experience (NDE) - nor did I "chimp out".

You've rudely judged me, therefore...

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 1,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
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This thread is boring. Brad is boring. Save for a few exceptions, this whole thread can be summarized by "Lol, I found a new way to disprove what Brad believes. Let me debate Brad with this new piece of information." or some variation of it. Which was funny 800 pages ago. Not so much now.

Brad, if you're reading this: You're boring. No one cares about your theory. You're old. Go get some help.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
nor did I "chimp out".
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Quite right, Brad! In fact, I found you to be a very agreeable sort the day after the election. You and I were talking about stuff, throwing some ideas against the wall, just being a couple of guys. I figured having the stress of the election over with must have been good for you. How are you feeling these days, buddy?
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Synchronism: "I'm Brian and I've lost 75 lbs. on Nutrisystem." - ad, "CreditKarma" ad on History Channel 2/15/17 8:37
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Synchronsim: I'm playing a game that for current event features the spreading of a flu and got one myself.
Surely this proves that EA has more power than Brad.


Also, it's kind of sad, that you didn't take the chance to leave this forum forever, @Brad Watson_Miami . Are you so hungry for attention that you willingly make yourself into a target of our ridicule?
 
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Also, it's kind of sad, that you didn't take the chance to leave this forum forever, @Brad Watson_Miami . Are you so hungry for attention that you willingly make yourself into a target of our ridicule?
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Yes, he is. Brad absolutely loves the idea that people see his ramblings. On his own forums, he's the only member. He speaks into a void. Here, even though he's uncomfortable discussing his theories, Brad knows they're seen by someone other than himself.

Brad should join Twitter and get himself a bunch of Bots and Porn-Spam followers. It would be the best solution from his perspective-- it would give him the illusion of a large following, without dealing the pesky real people who tell him none of it makes sense.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
You forgot after Galileo Galilei and before Benjamin Franklin, I was incarnated as http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_de_Siguenza_y_Gongora . No one has ever heard of him and keep that in mind before you accuse me of "only being reincarnated as very famous people".
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But you do agree that you're a nobody now? Well, at least until your theory gathers some momentum.

Also, I'd argue that clearly, there's a few people that knew about this Carlos fella if there's a wikipedia page dedicated to him.
 
@Luminous Being,

You've again very rudely judged me, therefore...

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years (maximum) with 74 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
But you do agree that you're a nobody now? Well, at least until your theory gathers some momentum.

Also, I'd argue that clearly, there's a few people that knew about this Carlos fella if there's a wikipedia page dedicated to him.
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All of Brad's other lives have Wiki pages. His current one is the only one to have a Kiwi page AND a Lolcow Wiki entry!
 
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@RomanesEuntDomus,

You've again very rudely judged me, therefore...

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years (maximum) with 74 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@Luminous Being,

You've again very rudely judged me, therefore...

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years (maximum) with 74 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
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lol k
 
Brad Watson_Miami said:
@Luminous Being,

You've again very rudely judged me, therefore...

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years (maximum) with 74 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
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Not sure where you're getting that from. @Luminous Being called you a stunning beauty. Hardly rude or judgemental.
 
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It's kind of sad that a guy who calls himself @ChurchOfGodBear refers to himself as a "real person".

On my forum http://7seals.yuku.com , Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74: GOD=7_4 has over 60,000 views. That in itself is making a BIG change in how people think. If people want to reply, they can.

I AM not currently interested in joining Twitter - I don't like one-way communication in a limit of 140 characters.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
It's kind of sad that a guy who calls himself @ChurchOfGodBear refers to himself as a "real person".
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Really? What particular kind of sad would you call it?

Brad Watson_Miami said:
On my forum http://7seals.yuku.com , Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74: GOD=7_4 has over 60,000 views. That in itself is making a BIG change in how people think. If people want to reply, they can.
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And clearly, they don't. If thousands of people have visited your site, and none of them have found it worth talking about, then clearly your material is unconvincing and not of interest. Bear in mind, this is the internet, where a cat with a weird mouth launches a billion-dollar industry and endears itself to tens of millions of fans. Nah, your forum is an internet desert. I was gonna call it a ghost town, but the thing about ghost towns is that people actually cared about them at some point.
 
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