Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Monolith,

Fist time here? What's your story?

Wow, senpai noticed me fast.

I was bored and found your thread while lurking. I was almost interested in joining your church. Then I remembered I was on Kiwi Farms.

Also, I 100 percented the game I named myself after in exactly 74 hours. What does that mean?
 
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Brad calling his stuff “math” is like a toddler calling their letter blocks “fine literature”. His major accomplishment is not hurting himself.
Math? I mean sure he does do basic addition every now and again when it's the only way to validate his obsession in his mind, but he's mostly just counting the coincidences like some drugged up vampire with a bag of rice in front of him.

I think he'd struggle in Kindergarten content at this point just due to how defective his perception of the world is now.
 
Math? I mean sure he does do basic addition every now and again when it's the only way to validate his obsession in his mind, but he's mostly just counting the coincidences like some drugged up vampire with a bag of rice in front of him.

I think he'd struggle in Kindergarten content at this point just due to how defective his perception of the world is now.

Think someone should test Brad's knowledge? He'd probably be up for the task
 
Think someone should test Brad's knowledge? He'd probably be up for the task
I think we’ve pretty accurately pegged his real skill level at late 2nd- or early 3rd grade. Brad can add and subtract really well, and seems to understand the root concepts of multiplication and division. His skill level drops off sharply when dealing with patterns, functions, and formulas, however. Even middle school material seems beyond him.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this correlates to what he’s told us about his academic career.
 
I think we’ve pretty accurately pegged his real skill level at late 2nd- or early 3rd grade. Brad can add and subtract really well, and seems to understand the root concepts of multiplication and division. His skill level drops off sharply when dealing with patterns, functions, and formulas, however. Even middle school material seems beyond him.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this correlates to what he’s told us about his academic career.

ah, okay, thanks for the heads up
 
Kinda stemming from that, do we know if Brad believes in alternate universes?
 
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I just wrote the following on https://www.livescience.com/61785-silpho-moor-ufo.html?utm_source=notification ...

The famous UFU crashed 74 miles from the Roswell(7 letters) Army(4) Air Base on July 4th - 7/4/47. See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com . Did ETs knowing this code carefully orchestrate this 'accident'?

ETs watching Earth.png
 
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I just wrote the following on https://www.livescience.com/61785-silpho-moor-ufo.html?utm_source=notification ...

The famous UFU crashed 74 miles from the Roswell(7 letters) Army(4) Air Base on July 4th - 7/4/47. See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com . Did ETs knowing this code carefully orchestrate this 'accident'?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Number_23
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_enigma
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia
 
@Anonymus Fluffer,

LiveScience doesn't allow links. I tweaked it. Thanks, pumpkin, you're the best!
 
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