Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Iwasamwillbe currently no. I follow the teachings (as best I can, I'm only human after all) but I walk my own path after parting ways with my teachers. (By the way it would be arhat for me). I don't seek Nirvana but to live a good life, provide for my kids and teach them decent morals they can live by. The idea of perfection in this day and age can be too soul crushing unless you have no responsibilities to burden. Not to mention Buddhism really doesn't take into consideration family. The idea of detachment weighs heavily on that. Could I forsake my children for enlightenment? No not in this life, if I'm alone in the next then I hope to do a better job with my path.

Yes I really do have that many kids. Women here really aren't the family type so they'll either have abortions or give their children up to family members. I couldn't let that happen to my kids in case anything happened to their guardians.
Oh, shit, you stepped in it now... not only are you a good guy who wants to lead a moral life and care for your children, but you don't think abortion is a fantastic solution.

Brad is gonna hate you more than ever now.
 
Oh, shit, you stepped in it now... not only are you a good guy who wants to lead a moral life and care for your children, but you don't think abortion is a fantastic solution.

Brad is gonna hate you more than ever now.

Richard is to scared to be a father. He's living under a roof with a woman he is not married to. That is frowned upon in the Bible. Way to go you fake Coward.
 
Richard is to scared to be a father. He's living under a roof with a woman he is not married to. That is frowned upon in the Bible. Way to go you fake Coward.
They live seperately.

Brad lives in this house in 765 S Biscayne River Drive:
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While Sivabruntha Brenda Parker lives in an apartment in 3930 Crystal Lake Drive in Pompano:
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Apparently she lives with her mom in a tiny 2 room apartment (number 703 if memory serves me correctly).

Also, geez I sure hope Brad will quickly solve the little equation I posted, after all, he's such a great mathematician, it should be child's play :story:
 
Oh, shit, you stepped in it now... not only are you a good guy who wants to lead a moral life and care for your children, but you don't think abortion is a fantastic solution.

Brad is gonna hate you more than ever now.
I rarely post reaction vids/ photos/ gifs but I thought this was appropriate
 
They live seperately.

Brad lives in this house in 765 S Biscayne River Drive:
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While Sivabruntha Brenda Parker lives in an apartment in 3930 Crystal Lake Drive in Pompano:
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Apparently she lives with her mom in a tiny 2 room apartment (number 703 if memory serves me correctly).

Also, geez I sure hope Brad will quickly solve the little equation I posted, after all, he's such a great mathematician, it should be child's play :story:
So is she just desperate? Like, how old is this woman? It's clear she finds him a joke, so...man this is hard to wrap my head around.
 
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So is she just desperate? Like, how old is this woman? It's clear she finds him a joke, so...man this is hard to wrap my head around.
Brenda Is definitely something of a wild card. We know a lot about her, but the facts still don't completely add up. The full truth about Brenda is something that Brad either doesn't want to share, or is himself unaware of.
 
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So is she just desperate? Like, how old is this woman? It's clear she finds him a joke, so...man this is hard to wrap my head around.
She's in her 40s and as has been mentioned, Brad helped her becoming an american citizen (something along those lines).
I guess they met somewhere and Brad managed to charm her with his dad-jokes.

I am also pretty certain that while he's pretty open about his delusions and his megalomania towards her, he always plays it off as a joke and doesn't go on her nerves about being the TRUE and HONEST "Christ 2.0 Electric Boogaloo" 24/7.
 
I noticed he didn't even consider the possibility that you might have had a wife. A legal, actual wife. But then he doesn't, so...
 
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Going back a bit, I noticed that if I were to be in a relationship with another woman, Brad would consider her my "gay lover" and not my girlfriend. For all his claimed support for LGBT people, I think Brad might be a bit homophobic.
Isn't the whole point why he got the custom title calling him heterosexual Jesus that being called gay offends him?
He claims to be liberal, but he obviously looks down upon homosexuals... frankly, he looks down on a lot of people for stupid reasons.
He's also a huge asshole towards people with birth defficiencies or hereditary sicknesses.
In his mind, these sicknesses are punishments for crimes in previous lives and thus he goes out of his way to mock people with them, since they are "bad people anyway". Nevermind that even in his sick delusional world, these people should be clean of all their "crimes" since they already received their punishment.
By mocking them this aggressively, all he does is show that he has no compassion, no love for others and he needs to be an asshole towards them in order to feel better about himself. This is also the reason why he is an utterly disgusting human being.

I'm just wondering, is Calvinism even still a thing in the US?
 
I'm just wondering, is Calvinism even still a thing in the US?
There's a few articles out there on it, some even on Medium calling it the "true" religion.
Going back a bit, I noticed that if I were to be in a relationship with another woman, Brad would consider her my "gay lover" and not my girlfriend. For all his claimed support for LGBT people, I think Brad might be a bit homophobic.
Well one of his "punishments" was to come back as a gay black man. Another was to come back as a petite Cambodian girl.
 
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that @Brad Watson_Miami is a tilapia kinda guy.
He's bland, the fish is bland.
He absorbs all sorts of useless information , the fish absorbs the flavors of what ever you cook it with.
 
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Going back a bit, I noticed that if I were to be in a relationship with another woman, Brad would consider her my "gay lover" and not my girlfriend. For all his claimed support for LGBT people, I think Brad might be a bit homophobic.
He was reduced to tears and essentially gibbered out a farewell response when his user title was changed to make it sound like he was gay. Well, it might have also been due to him losing the ability to block too, since they were around the same time, but either way he didn't like it.

Dick only votes Dem because they allow him to take welfare checks and evade taxes.
 
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that @Brad Watson_Miami is a tilapia kinda guy. He's bland, the fish is bland. He absorbs all sorts of useless information , the fish absorbs the flavors of what ever you cook it with.
That evaluation was pretty fishy.

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Dick only votes Dem because they allow him to take welfare checks and evade taxes.
And the Democrats have black chicks at their political rallies.

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