Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Mr. X XX,

You realize that Christianity and Islam is based on the Christ (Jesus) returning and "Judging everyone according to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13, 22:12)?

That's like saying the book Animal Farm was about livestock. Yes, it's true on a base level, but if that's how you summarize it, you clearly haven't understood it at all.

 

[GethN7]

You rudely judged me the 1st time. I gave you your Judgment Day and you replied with an even harsher negative assessment of my posts74. I then found you in contempt-of-court and increased your sentence.

If you think I got something wrong in your sentence, let's hear your appeal.

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Brad, this is why even those who don't believe in Christ shouldn't fear you:

From Matthew 10:28

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.

Even for non believers, they don't even have to worry you're a vaguely seriously threat concerning their bodies, let alone their souls.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Judging people is one of the few things you do online, Richard. There are 1259 pages here for people to come up with a conclusion about it. It's not rude when they have proof to back up their claims about you. Meanwhile, you're the one being rude to them by judging them without first asking why they have come up with their conclusion about you. You just go off and act like an autistic child, and throw a fit.

4 mistakes, B-. Have you considered taking an English74 class at the nearest college or online? Are you satisfied with a B-?

Why does this part matter? If you're Jesus, surely the least you should be capable of is looking inside people's hearts to see whether their repentance is sincere. Because, as we all know ad nauseam by now, anyone can claim anything on the Internet.

If someone is sincere in their acknowledgement of wronging someone, then they begin by apologizing. If they are sincerely repenting, then they begin by apologizing/acknowledging their sin to God.

 

[GethN7]

If someone is sincere in their acknowledgement of wronging someone, then they begin by apologizing. If they are sincerely repenting, then they begin by apologizing/acknowledging their sin to God.

And since you're not God, they're covered.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

This is Troy Caldwell - the fan who was ruled to have interfered with the Astros' potential home run bol in the 1st Inning of their American League Championship game against the Red Sox last night. This cost Houston two runs and Boston won 8-6 to go up 3-1 in the best 4-of-7 series.

Notice the cap that Caldwell wore: Reagan, Bush '84. Who else out of the sellout crowd of 43,277 was wearing a 34-year-old cap promoting Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6)?! Caldwell's life is ruined. 'Coincidence'?!

 

[thebonesauce]

So, what do I have to do to get an arbitrary sentencing? Is there an offensiveness threshold or is it also based arbitrarily upon how upset you personally are? Is it linked to how offended Jesus is? I may have a way to just expedite the process with a joke!

Why doesn’t Jesus play hockey?

Spoiler

He’s always getting nailed to the boards.

If this isn’t enough to cross the threshold please let me know. Thanks in advance!

 

[The Un-Clit]

So, what do I have to do to get an arbitrary sentencing? Is there an offensiveness threshold or is it also based arbitrarily upon how upset you personally are? Is it linked to how offended Jesus is? I may have a way to just expedite the process with a joke!

Why doesn’t Jesus play hockey?

Spoiler

He’s always getting nailed to the boards.

If this isn’t enough to cross the threshold please let me know. Thanks in advance!

Just call him an autist, that'll do the job apparently, lol.

I am not exactly afraid of his judgement. Like every other magician, sorcerer, soothsayer, claimed messiah and fraud since time began, all he can do is 'curse with bad luck'. Something neither they nor anyone else have any control over. They will ignore what dosen't work for them and crow loudly about what does, thus Brad's recent sperging about sports scores that come up with his magic numbers, but not the hundreds of thousands of other scores and stats that do not.

I am rather glad I didn't take the time to go through all his shit, it's really pretty trite and boring, standard magical thinking woo crap.

 

[thebonesauce]

Little does he know, I’m bad luck incarnate. Cursing me with very bad luck for X amount of years only makes me stronger.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You rudely judged me the 1st time. I gave you your Judgment Day and you replied with an even harsher negative assessment of my posts74. I then found you in contempt-of-court and increased your sentence.

You've rudely judged someone, the universe by and large thus sentences you to a life of shame and insignificance, only briefly intermitted by internet infamy until you eventually fade into total obscurity.

You realize that Christianity and Islam is based on the Christ (Jesus) returning...

Dude, try to bear with me: Islam does not believe Jesus was the messiah and thus do not put much importance on the guy.

 

[GethN7]

@Mr. X XX,

You realize that Christianity and Islam is based on the Christ (Jesus) returning and "Judging everyone according to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13, 22:12)?

Now I know you don't even have the slightest clue about Islam.

Islam outright retcons Christianity and Judaism, saying up front they are flawed rough drafts of the real final revelations of Allah, and while they are somewhat close to Qu'ran in accuracy, the main premises of Judaism and Christianity are explained to be erroneous interpretations of what is really the Will of God. Still, since Jews and Christians believe in the same basic supreme being, they are considered People of the Book, even if Muslims consider the books they follow a flawed partial version of their own.

Brad, I've gone beyond being bemused by your delusions, now I'm flat out flummoxed that a guy who has pretensions of being Christ does not know this when you'd think even an upfront charlatan would have done more research than this, and if I was in your shoes, I'd be ashamed of my flagrant ignorance.

 

[Adamska]

I kind of figured that Dick would be too stupid to know that Issa in Islam was not the messiah, but seen as the penultimate Prophet before Muhammad. Fun fact Dick; the Muslims hands down reject him as the savior and as God-Incarnate as you like to pretend you are, so have fun with that one.

I mean, you're such a vindictive and stupid asshole that you pre-emptively sink any chance of winning people here; I've seen at least three people here be open with you before you decided to tantrum-judge them for no reason.

This little tidbit on Islam btw is the first funny thing he's said in months.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

All of your attempts of ignoring us will fail. Just give up trying to ignore us already.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I love how he literally ignored me for asking how he felt when he found out he couldn't ignore me.

 

[thebonesauce]

@Brad Watson_Miami
You are an autist.

Can I have my arbitrary judgement now? I’m just curious how many years I’m going to be cursed.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Dickie-Boy believed that every religion believes in Jesus as the Messiah.
If push comes to shove, he might think Buddha is just his stage name in India.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

Wait for it.

Wait for it he says. Arent you God? Why do you put arbitrary time limits on punishments. The US courts are quick at punishing crimes than you. So stupid.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Wait for it he says. Arent you God? Why do you put arbitrary time limits on punishments. The US courts are quick at punishing crimes than you. So stupid.

Brad's"punishments" are a lot like OPL's curse-ye-hame-ha attacks in that they do neither jack nor shit, but the moment the "victim" stubs their toe, Brad and Chris rejoice and take full responsibility while they jump and clap like the idiots that they are.

I wouldn't put it past Brad's biased, selective perception to completely ignore anything good, just to claim victory over a minor inconvenience.
If someone said "I won a million dollars in the lottery, but unfortunately, I have to pay 50.000 bucks in taxes.", all that would register with Brad is the payment the guy has to make but not the massive amount of money he keeps.

 

[GethN7]

Brad's"punishments" are a lot like OPL's curse-ye-hame-ha attacks in that they do neither jack nor shit, but the moment the "victim" stubs their toe, Brad and Chris rejoice and take full responsibility while they jump and clap like the idiots that they are.

I wouldn't put it past Brad's biased, selective perception to completely ignore anything good, just to claim victory over a minor inconvenience.
If someone said "I won a million dollars in the lottery, but unfortunately, I have to pay 50.000 bucks in taxes.", all that would register with Brad is the payment the guy has to make but not the massive amount of money he keeps.

@Brad Watson_Miami is a textbook "Religious Autist".

His primary motive is that his beliefs give him power and make him special and full of insights no one else has.

Without that, he's a senile old man who is a walking punchline, and the idea he's a reincarnated being or series of beings is more appealing than having to accept he's delusional and woefully ignorant of any knowledge of real consequence.

His "judgments" are part of his desire to feel he has power over others, because without that delusion, he has to accept he's not special, and anything he perceives as proving he has power over other people makes him feel like anything other an aging mortal whose relevance to this world is essentially nil.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

4 mistakes, B-. Have you considered taking an English74 class at the nearest college or online? Are you satisfied with a B-?

Sorry Richard, again there were no mistakes. You really never went to an English course before have you? It's cute that you're trying though.

If someone is sincere in their acknowledgement of wronging someone, then they begin by apologizing. If they are sincerely repenting, then they begin by apologizing/acknowledging their sin to God.

It's acknowledgment. There's no "e" unless you're outside of North America (such as on using UK English). Since you're an American and think American English is the most important language in the world one would think you would know this.

I would go back and check all of the times you have tried to correct someones grammar when it didn't need to be changed but I'm rather sick right now and need my rest.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Fluhre, I am extra-special-turbo-wishing that you get better soon. The minute you do, I will totally claim victory and that I am a powerful wielder of the forces of the universe, so hurry up with that.

(No, but really, please feel better.)