Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[sleepdeprived]

...After reading this thread, are you telling me that Watson's precious 7_4=GOD is literally just assigning the alphabet to numbers? And then saying it somehow proves God exists, that he's Einstein/Jesus reincarnated, and that Reagan is the anti-christ?

That's not an algorithm, that's a rudimentary cipher 2nd graders use when they're passing notes in class. Why is the O (15) omitted? Sounds like a load of confirmation bias.

 

[TM Ambrose]

...After reading this thread, are you telling me that Watson's precious 7_4=GOD is literally just assigning the alphabet to numbers? And then saying it somehow proves God exists, that he's Einstein/Jesus reincarnated, and that Reagan is the anti-christ?

That's not an algorithm, that's a rudimentary cipher 2nd graders use when they're passing notes in class. Why is the O (15) omitted? Sounds like a load of confirmation bias.

Because O can be 0 even though they're different things.

 

[Loke]

...After reading this thread, are you telling me that Watson's precious 7_4=GOD is literally just assigning the alphabet to numbers? And then saying it somehow proves God exists, that he's Einstein/Jesus reincarnated, and that Reagan is the anti-christ?

That's not an algorithm, that's a rudimentary cipher 2nd graders use when they're passing notes in class. Why is the O (15) omitted? Sounds like a load of confirmation bias.

That's actually what I thought too initially, but he actually just counts the amount of letters in your name, correlates it to number in the bible, and then boom! Prophecy! Because the number of letters in my birth month has 5 letters (MARCH) and Edgar Allan Poe's first name (EDGAR) both have five letters, Odin's blood and beard, my goodness, I must be the reincarnation of Poe himself!

 

[I'm With Chris]

Brad (if that is your real name) - do you judge the real life people you know and work with in the same manner that you judge random, anonymous, internet people (here, and on Amazon and many other forums)? I suspect that that you are either an internet tough guy or most likely - a shitty troll. A late, middle aged troll. Yuck.

A casual search brings up your GF - Brenda P. and a fellow musician, Juan C.A. Do THEY know you are Jesus reincarnated? Is following the 7-4 plan a criteria for interacting with you in real life or are you what I truly suspect - an idiot with too much time on his hands? Either way, you're a complete fucktard. Keep playing this game and handing out your lame, stupid "F" judgements - you may be surprised what judgements ultimately come back your way.

In order to maintain my sanity, I choose to believe that Brad Watson is an accomplished percussionist who lives in Miami with a nice house and family and this trollsona personality is either some douche who wants to drag Brad Watson's name into the dirt online OR just the ill-conceived machinations of some bored. middle-aged dude who just wants to have some fun online. Either way, you're a douche, whoever you are.

Also - I'm a fan of the marimba and vibraphone. Big fan of Reg Kehoe and the Marimba Queens. Please stop ruining this for me.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

It looks like you've stirred up an unholy swarm of antichrists/weens, Brad...

All that aside, how is the livestream stuff going? I know there are a good number of people who are anxious to see it.



EDIT: By the way, is this your group channel?

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Why is the O (15) omitted? Sounds like a load of confirmation bias.

I have not heard him say this, however to show how amazingly predictable he is (hopefully he has me blocked so he won't dodge this question):

Because vowels are not counted in Hebrew gematria. Of course he fucking disposes of this for every other word, but god is a special word. etc special pleading.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

...After reading this thread, are you telling me that Watson's precious 7_4=GOD is literally just assigning the alphabet to numbers? And then saying it somehow proves God exists, that he's Einstein/Jesus reincarnated, and that Reagan is the anti-christ?

That's not an algorithm, that's a rudimentary cipher 2nd graders use when they're passing notes in class. Why is the O (15) omitted? Sounds like a load of confirmation bias.

I would like to reiterate, as God, that I like the number 15 so much that it spells my name in Hebrew so they have to say it as "nine-six" instead of "ten-five" out of respect for the divine.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

...After reading this thread, are you telling me that Watson's precious 7_4=GOD is literally just assigning the alphabet to numbers? And then saying it somehow proves God exists, that he's Einstein/Jesus reincarnated, and that Reagan is the anti-christ?

That's not an algorithm, that's a rudimentary cipher 2nd graders use when they're passing notes in class. Why is the O (15) omitted? Sounds like a load of confirmation bias.

It's no use bringing up logic to Space Jesus. He's pretty much going the route of guys like Croat Scrot and Lord Church when faced with information that debunks his theories:

"LA LA LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

 

[Ruin]

My grandfather was born on Christmas is he Jesus?

 

[ON 190]

Jesus didn't kill anyone.

Except that kid in the aprocrypha in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas.

Well, and those fish that fed 5000 people. Poor fishies.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Infancy Gospel of Thomas

If what I've read about this lost Gospel is true, wasn't Kid Jesus kinda sorta a kill crazy son of a gun?

Like, he smote several sinners and what not?

 

[ON 190]

If what I've read about this lost Gospel is true, wasn't Kid Jesus kinda sorta a kill crazy son of a gun?

Like, he smote several sinners and what not?

I'll be honest, a friend told me about it. I was only going to make the "fishies" comment.

 

[The Knife]

If what I've read about this lost Gospel is true, wasn't Kid Jesus kinda sorta a kill crazy son of a gun?

Like, he smote several sinners and what not?

The neighborhood bully was giving Kid Jesus grief, so he smote him blind. Then I assume the bully's mom told Jesus' mom because he fixed it.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

The neighborhood bully was giving Kid Jesus grief, so he smote him blind. Then I assume the bully's mom told Jesus' mom because he fixed it.

I remember hearing about that, I also remember hearing that the gist of the Thomas Gospel (at least some parts of it) was basically:

People: Hey kid, we're gonna give you grief and sin!

Kid Jesus: LOL, Nope! (Commences smoting)

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a part in one of the lost gospel thingies involving dragons?

 

[The Knife]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a part in one of the lost gospel thingies involving dragons?

Yes. Jesus tamed an entire caveful of dragons. When he was two.

 

[AP 297]

It looks like you've stirred up an unholy swarm of antichrists/weens, Brad...

All that aside, how is the livestream stuff going? I know there are a good number of people who are anxious to see it.



EDIT: By the way, is this your group channel?

Shrekolas, the interesting thing about that video is where it was likely done. That location was a likely a school and most of the audience were likely children...

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Yes. Jesus tamed an entire caveful of dragons. When he was two.

So Jesus tamed dragons, but Brad plays a mean snare drum. I know who I'm more likely to revere.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

AWB-81,

Call me Brad.

1. There are many proofs of my being GOD's 'chosen one'. One proof is that the Bible is very clear that only the 2nd Coming of the Christ can produce the "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals" - The Revelation 5:1-10:10. I've accomplished this. I've 'opened' the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . The 74-page booklet is titled There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, design and alignment. It plus much more can be found at http://7seals.yuku.com . You apparently don't understand the "7 Seals"/theories which if one just reads the cover of the book/scroll is understandable since it's only the title-page. Who understands the content of a book by just reading its cover? And this work consists of cutting-edge science. You - everyone - needs to read the booklet.

2. Another proof of my being the Christ is that I've correctly identified Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) as the prophesied "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist, George Walker Bush Jr. is the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist, and United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast".

Watson(6) is the condensed Wattson(7) or 'son of Watt': energy. Watson = son of energy. Brad(4) Wattson(7). Richard(7) Brad(4).

3. Obviously, I've been attacked on this forum from the beginning. Go back and check the digital record and see if I've only judged those who first judged me. Those that are being respectful although skeptical, I try not to judge although they've been WARNED.* I try to be just & forgiving which is the indication of the love of God

4. My argument and logic on this post has a "sensible flow". This is often one sign of a mentally healthy individual. I've tried to be consistant with my pronouncing judgments and sentences. I will admit to not keeping records of my judgments here like I should. I will be improving on this.

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AWB-81
kiwifarms.net

You were clearly warned and yet you chose to judge me. Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/10/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 74 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of verifiable community service and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 7.4 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


*Synchronism: 1/10/15 07:20 "Pre-trial judgments..." - CBS Morning News

on behalf of Frank Rizzo, AWB-81's sentence is vetoed.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

on behalf of Frank Rizzo, AWB-81's sentence is vetoed.

Hey, I got myself a follower!

How sad is it, Space Jesus, that I have more followers then you do?