Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Roger Rabbit]

(In) Saney,

I don't know your other sins; I AM not omniscient nor have I or would I ever claim to be. Jesus son of Joseph certainly never claimed to be omniscient. But GOD - the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer - is omniscient.

If you would rather confess your sins here than to say a Roman Catholic priest, confession is a very important aspect of being forgiven by GOD/God and the first step towards repenting.

Again, god is a fairy tale. Like Bigfoot, or the Miami Dolphins winning a Super Bowl.

 

[Dr. Meme]

If you're jesus, I'm worshipping satan. At least he doesn't flip out on others and ignore my questions.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The Knife,

We're clearly not in the same line of work.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

If you're jesus, I'm worshipping satan. At least he doesn't flip out on others and ignore my questions.

@Satan is far cooler than Brad, that's for sure.

 

[BT 075]

@Satan is far cooler than Brad, that's for sure.

From the few chats I have had with @God he seems like a pretty swell fellow too. Why can't we all just get along?

All this God vs Satan thing is sooooo 1200s. Where's the love?

 

[Saney]

(In) Saney,

I don't know your other sins; I AM not omniscient nor have I or would I ever claim to be. Jesus son of Joseph certainly never claimed to be omniscient. But GOD - the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer - is omniscient.

If you would rather confess your sins here than to say a Roman Catholic priest, confession is a very important aspect of being forgiven by GOD/God and the first step towards repenting.

If you don't know these sins, how do you know I've committed them? Also, my other questions.

Wow! A guy named "Saney - Slayer of the Love-Shys" who uses an avatar from a child's videp game

Wouldn't exactly call Halo child friendly, but whatever.

who earlier lied about how he came up with this screen name

When did I lie?

just called me a "Child". The irony! The members of his forum are a trip!! I AM sorry you feel that way.

You don't consider calling people names childish?

 

[The Knife]

The Knife,

We're clearly not in the same line of work.

Yeah, I kind of have to have rubrics and syllabuses explaining in advance what kind of materials people are going to be judged on, and explain it to them very carefully prior to testing, and then actually teach the material to insure they are exposed to it before they're expected to be able to repeat it back. It's nothing like what you do!

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Also, if you don't know what the charges are, isn't it a bit presumptuous to pass judgement on people, Bradley?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Dr. Meme,

I AM not Jesus, I AM clearly Brad Watson of Miami. I was Y'shua ben Yosef 2,000 years ago. I do NOT wanted to be worshipped.

'Satan' is not a personage just like 'GOD' is not an individual. The D'evil is a person and the Christ is his adversary or vice-versa.

I didn't intentionally "ignore your questions". The amount of replies on this thread is too much for me to immediately answer every one. But I AM here right now, so ask your questions.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Dr. Meme,

I AM not Jesus, I AM clearly Brad Watson of Miami. I was Y'shua ben Yosef 2,000 years ago. I do NOT wanted to be worshipped.

'Satan' is not a personage just like 'GOD' is not an individual. The D'evil is a person and the Christ is his adversary or vice-versa.

I didn't intentionally "ignore your questions". The amount of replies on this thread is too much for me to immediately answer every one. But I AM here right now, so ask your questions.

Oh really, then why did you say you were the second coming of Christ in a previous post?

 

[silentprincess]

Yeah, I kind of have to have rubrics and syllabuses explaining in advance what kind of materials people are going to be judged on, and explain it to them very carefully prior to testing, and then actually teach the material to insure they are exposed to it before they're expected to be able to repeat it back. It's nothing like what you do!

Because she is doing something to help people, and is a lovely lovely lovely person, who is a good friend and works very hard, unlike yourself who is wasting potential on silly internet spats that mean nothing.

Go do something for other people, and when you have, then I might be willing to have a normal conversation with you.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Dr. Meme,

I AM not Jesus, I AM clearly Brad Watson of Miami. I was Y'shua ben Yosef 2,000 years ago. I do NOT wanted to be worshipped.

'Satan' is not a personage just like 'GOD' is not an individual. The D'evil is a person and the Christ is his adversary or vice-versa.

I didn't intentionally "ignore your questions". The amount of replies on this thread is too much for me to immediately answer every one. But I AM here right now, so ask your questions.

Satan is literally three post above your last one, don't tell me you don't think that's the reincarnation of satan?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Dr. Meme,

I AM not Jesus, I AM clearly Brad Watson of Miami. I was Y'shua ben Yosef 2,000 years ago. I do NOT wanted to be worshipped.

'Satan' is not a personage just like 'GOD' is not an individual. The D'evil is a person and the Christ is his adversary or vice-versa.

I didn't intentionally "ignore your questions". The amount of replies on this thread is too much for me to immediately answer every one. But I AM here right now, so ask your questions.

oh good, you answered.
What is your opinion of otherkin? My friend is a wolf souled individual and he gets disrespect on the online from cyberterrorists all the time. Do you think he should be treated better because he identifies as an endangered species?

 

[BT 075]

'Satan' is not a personage just like 'GOD' is not an individual. The D'evil is a person and the Christ is his adversary or vice-versa.

I can assure you that I am very real and there have been several members who have been witness to us communicating with one another in chat.

 

[Null]

I can assure you that I am very real and there have been several members who have been witness to us communicating with one another in chat.

Better question.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Wait, wait wait. Wait.

When you say "Satan is not a personage" but the D'evil is a person" are you trying to say they're two distinct entities? Or do you just not understand any of the words you use?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Yeah, I kind of have to have rubrics and syllabuses explaining in advance what kind of materials people are going to be judged on, and explain it to them very carefully prior to testing, and then actually teach the material to insure they are exposed to it before they're expected to be able to repeat it back. It's nothing like what you do!

No, it's not. And I have almost 7.4 billion people to judge which is also nothing like the numbers that you deal with.

If you sincerely would like to help establish guidelines for the Christ to use in passing Judgment on everyone, let's hear them. This is a very difficult position for me to having accepted.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

No, it's not. And I have almost 7.4 billion people to judge which is also nothing like the numbers that you deal with.

If you sincerely would like to help establish guidelines for the Christ to use in passing Judgment on everyone, let's hear them. This is a very difficult position for me to having accepted.

Honey, numbers are for math, not religion.

 

[Cuck Norris]

No, it's not. And I have almost 7.4 billion people to judge which is also nothing like the numbers that you deal with.

If you sincerely would like to help establish guidelines for the Christ to use in passing Judgment on everyone, let's hear them. This is a very difficult position for me to having accepted.

I'm curious, to be accepted the position would have to be offered. Just curious, who asked if you would like to be the Christ? Was there an interview process? Auditions?

 

[silentprincess]

No, it's not. And I have almost 7.4 billion people to judge which is also nothing like the numbers that you deal with.

If you sincerely would like to help establish guidelines for the Christ to use in passing Judgment on everyone, let's hear them. This is a very difficult position for me to having accepted.

Those who judge others must take judgement from others.