Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Splendid]

Wrong. You don't know what an algorithm is? What a 135120129311518. See http://GOD704.wikia.com

Why am I "Splendid Meat Licker" all of a sudden? Is that a gay joke?

Anyways, your entire style of writing algorithms looks very much like the way a programmer would write it (as opposed to a mathematician or a philosopher.) It's especially interesting that you use those little subscripts the way you do. They look like the way that a programmer indicates that a variable name or a value is in a base other than 10, as opposed to the more traditional meaning, which is simply that there is more than one variable with that name.

The fact that you don't assign variables to single letters and appear to implement some form of callbacks (formulas that use other formulas as arguments) also points to a background in computer programming.

On the other hand, your wiki page seems to contain a lot more traditional algebra.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Don't get sucked into his little perverted mind games, dude. That's what I've been doing and I've just been in a conversation with others who have made me realize that personal attacks are the last refuge of the mediocre.

Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your defending me, but I would also appreciate you editing out the first line of that post. It's just not worth it, man.

Yeah, I deleted it. I stand by my words but he ain't worth my energy.

 

[Maruukat]

Why am I "Splendid Meat Licker" all of a sudden? Is that a gay joke?

Brad hates homos for some reason, so saying that is basically like an insult.

 

[Cynical]

Brad, a brief skim through this thread has revealed an interesting pattern:

You started out as sounding like an eccentric with godhood delusions, with occasional bouts of sanity, but as the thread has progressed, your delusions have been mocked and torn apart for their logical fallacies and your hypocrisies have been laid bare, and as you've found it harder and harder to argue against those who have called you out on behavior that does not befit the deity you claim, you have revealed yourself for the flawed, petty, vicious human you really are more and more and more.

I say that because the actual Jesus was mocked far worse than what has been done here to you. He was tortured, slandered, whipped, beaten, left bleeding as he was impaled with thorns and nails, subjected to the worst cruelties the human race could inflict on someone, and what was his reaction as his will was sapped by the pain and degradation?

He forgave his tormentors.

By contrast, while the worst that has happened to you is vicious mockery, you have demanded retribution against those who disagree with you, reveled in the pain and misery of those who mock you, and wished the most abominable sufferings on your enemies. Jesus was put through far worse, left to die in one of the cruelest ways imaginable, and he never once came remotely close to your pettiness, your hatred, and your hypocrisy.

According to the faith whose name your words have defiled, Jesus was God in human form and proved it by loving the very race that left him to suffer all I have described, and if you truly had the slightest spark of that same divinity, you would do the same.

 

[geewizz]

Ok, remind me. G-d has punished you for being very evil to His/Her Christ by having your wife die*, your mother's dying, and your daughter is moving away. What else could happen that would be really bad? Your health? Lose your job? Lose your house? Go to jail?


Synchronism: 4/26/15 15:17 "Hosting a wake today." - CNN

Sorry but as sad as it is all of those things just sound like life. You however sound like the biggest prick in the universe.

Seriously I'd call you the Christian equivalent of a fedora but that shits on both of them unfairly. You sound like a delusional sad fuck who hides behind a bible and justifies his stupidity with testament quotes. It's kind of funny how you in almost every post you shit out onto the server simultaneously shit on what you believe in. the most notable violation being "Exodus 20:7, Deuteronomy 5:11 – You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.", I don't know about you but assuming you know gods will is a transgression, it's also retarded.

Believe whatever you want, and feel free to stomp your feet like a child and call me a naughty name or try to appear calm and justify your actions like a fat kid sitting next to a cake carton with cream around his mouth. I couldn't care less, just know that if you take what you've been ranting on about seriously and you're drinking that kool-aid that you've been spitting all over the thread you're pretty fucked. Seriously if the bible teaches you anything it's that god really gets super wrath-y when people use his name to justify the shitty things they do and that he judges each and every transgression you make.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Wow, what a weekend! To recap:

• Brad not only plays little number games with words, he actually changes their spelling in order to make them fit his theory (unlike an actual scientist, who would change the theory to match the facts)
• Brad changes the names of both people and deities in order to match his agenda.
• Brad thinks the English language was the original language spoken by humans. He offers no evidence for this.
• Brad is rewriting the bible, presumably because the existing one doesn't fit his number games well enough. The implication is that the non-Brad version is insufficient.
• Brad continues to claim to be reincarnations of numerous people, despite having no similarities to them at all.

 

[tomgirl4life]

I have developed a new theory, which I call Plan 117.

Using simple gematrix, where each letter of the English alphabet is assigned a value which corresponds with its position (i.e. A = 1, B = 2, C = 3...), we can make the following observations:

Brad Watson = 117
A complete dick = 117

Using the commutative property, it can therefore be assumed that Brad Watson is a complete dick.

 

[voiceguy]

You know what? Thinking about this past week -- me losing my cool a couple of times, pointing out the Commandments he's broken (5 as I recall), this morning's post where I called him out on some of the outright lies/contradictions he's posted,and his best comeback is to blame me for all the deaths and problems happening in my life this past year -- man, I feel sorry for this dude. Yes, my wife is dead (a great loss, she was kind to everyone); yes, my mother is dying(almost 91, she's had a good life)); yes, my daughter is leaving (to move back to Chicago to be with her kids which is as it should be) -- and he taunts me with "What do you have left?" I have something he will NEVER have in any lifetime that he behaves like this: I have friends. I have close friends who live around me who will help me to deal with my sorrows and my losses, I have friends online here and in other forums who would do whatever it took it help me emotionally, I have friends in Chicago who I still talk to and who are ALWAYS THERE when I need them.

Forgive me if this is maudlin. I'm siting crying as I type this, but you know what? I'm not crying for myself, I'm crying for Brad because he does not have the love and support that I have in my life, he does not have the peace I have with Adonai. Oh, I'm sure he thinks he does -- but one day, probably sooner than he thinks, he's going to realize that his life has been one, long, empty lie. I weep for that moment, he will be alone with nothing but his delusions of grandeur and suddenly realize how meaningless they are.

I weep for you, Brad -- you have been a horrid little troll to me but I forgive you, I give you this blessing in the language of my people:

ייתכן שאדונים יברכו אותך ולסלוח לך על חטאיך כמו שאני עושה עכשיו, אתה עלול למצוא את הכפרה על כל העוולות שעשיתם, ואתה יכול סוף סוף למצוא את שלום בארץ המובטחת תחת המבט הנדיב של אלוהים האמיתי אחת.

"May Adonai bless you and forgive you for your sins as I do now, may you find atonement for all the wrongs you have done, and may you finally find peace in the Promised Land under the benevolent gaze of the One True God."

 

[nad7155]

I am sure it has been said already, but this dude has some SERIOUS issues.

He is not stupid, just.......

 

[Ravenor]

You know what? Thinking about this past week -- me losing my cool a couple of times, pointing out the Commandments he's broken (5 as I recall), this morning's post where I called him out on some of the outright lies/contradictions he's posted,and his best comeback is to blame me for all the deaths and problems happening in my life this past year -- man, I feel sorry for this dude. Yes, my wife is dead (a great loss, she was kind to everyone); yes, my mother is dying(almost 91, she's had a good life); yes, my daughter is leaving (to move back to Chicago to be with her kids which is as it should be) -- and he taunts me with "What do you have left?" I have something he will NEVER have in any lifetime that he behaves like this: I have friends. I have close friends who live around me who will help me to deal with my sorrows and my losses, I have friends online here and and in other forums who would do whatever it took it help me emotionally, I have friends in Chicago who I still talk to and who are ALWAYS THERE when I need them.

Forgive me if this is maudlin. I'm siting crying as I type this, but you know what? I'm not crying for myself, I'm crying for Brad because he does not have the love and support that I have in my life, he does not have the peace I have with Adonai. Oh, I'm sure he thinks he does -- but one day, probably sooner than he thinks, he's going to realize that his life has been one, long, empty lie. I weep for that moment, he will be alone with nothing but his delusions of grandeur and suddenly realize how meaningless they are.

I weep for you, Brad -- you have been a horrid little troll to me but I forgive you, I give you this blessing in the language of my people:

ייתכן שאדונים יברכו אותך ולסלוח לך על חטאיך כמו שאני עושה עכשיו, אתה עלול למצוא את הכפרה על כל העוולות שיש לך לעשות, ואתה יכול סוף סוף למצוא את שלום בארץ המובטחת תחת המבט הנדיב של אלוהים האמיתי אחת.
"May Adonai bless you and forgive you for your sins as I do now, may you find atonement for all the wrongs you you have done, and may you finally find peace in the Promised Land under the benevolent gaze of the One True God."

To forgive him after what he said takes the heart of a lion and the soul of a saint.

 

[voiceguy]

To forgive him after what he said takes the heart of a lion and the soul of a saint.

It doesn't mean I won't still point out when he lies or contradicts himself, but I will only be doing it for the enjoyment of others, not to attack him. The important thing is, he has lost his power to hurt me.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

I feel like this is relevant.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Wow, what a weekend! To recap:

• Brad not only plays little number games with words, he actually changes their spelling in order to make them fit his theory (unlike an actual scientist, who would change the theory to match the facts)
• Brad changes the names of both people and deities in order to match his agenda.
• Brad thinks the English language was the original language spoken by humans. He offers no evidence for this.
• Brad is rewriting the bible, presumably because the existing one doesn't fit his number games well enough. The implication is that the non-Brad version is insufficient.
• Brad continues to claim to be reincarnations of numerous people, despite having no similarities to them at all.

The last thing I wanna be is the 'told ya so' guy. No one likes that fucking guy. But I've outlined a laundry list of his... Flexibility... When it comes to modifying terms to fit his theory.

He says English is the primary language of the human race. You have 400 million people speaking English and a billion people speaking Mandarin.

It's important that his facts fit his theory, if they don't it's the facts that are wrong, not vice versa.

If god wanted to reach the most people, he'd do it in Chinese.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

LMAO hahah I can't believe all y'all are getting REAL MAD at a schizophrenic nutjob. A+ trolling by @Brad Watson_Miami

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I've already judged and sentenced the blasphemer and deceiver @Brad Watson_Miami. He is the snake who would lead true and honest Kiwis astray.

My judgement has the official seal of the Space Pope so you know it's binding unlike @Brad Watson_Miami judgements of lies.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I can't speak for everyone but I, personally, am real Care and Mad about this.

 

[voiceguy]

I'm not getting mad anymore. I accept that he is too wrapped up in his own delusions to listen to reason. He can get as mad as he likes because he can't hurt me anymore.

The book he recommended on Gematria should arrive Tuesday. I can't wait to see how needlessly complex it gets.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I can't speak for everyone but I, personally, am real Care and Mad about this.

I know you're joking but I just want to point out that y'all supposed to laugh at lolcows and enjoy the spectacle of how ridiculous they are and not take anything they say seriously. The lolcows are the ones who get butthurt and rage over things. This guy is so far gone that getting mad at him for being an unhinged schizo is like getting mad at baby for shitting their diaper. Y" instead.

 

[Bork Laser]

am also mad and care. Brad=Hitler

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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Hitler was reincarnated as George Walker Bush Jr. Did you vote for him?