Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

So I am seeing his name pop up as a confirmed guest for conventions. This could be interesting.
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Rogowski said:
No way in hell will he ever find anyone to invest in this crackhead shit, what he’s essentially selling here is a Bam Margera summer camp experience that can be passed off to your loved ones as an attempt at sobriety. He doesn’t even mention sober living in his whole mission statement. He doesn’t even list what his role in the wellness retreat would be, meaning that he’ll just be there to boost his ego, do drugs with losers who look up to him, and have dibs on every hot chick that comes through the door.

His “people need to get pussy” line is going to raise a few feminist eyebrows, one could easily use that line to argue that Bam doesn’t consider women people.
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His rehab/detox/wellness idea, if allowed to happen, would be a disaster. Many ODs, staph infections, rapes, and deaths would occur because somebody was retarded enough to think that this retard's retarded idea was a smart investment.

It is the equivalent of saying, "hey, it would be totally rad to bomb a bunch of children's hospitals! #stjudes #earthrockers"
 
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This was posted 4 days ago, it’s Bam and the singer for 616 talking about his music. It’s 10 minutes long though I only lasted around 2.
I thought it was kinda weird how they’re talking about how this kid showed up on Bam’s doorstep at 18 with his demo and told Bam he dropped out to come to Bam’s house. Most rational adults would tell this kid to stick with school if he’s that close to graduating (plus his music sucks dick), instead Bam’s weird Aunt Boof was so taken by his demos that she let him move in with her so he could focus on his dream to be a shitty musician.
 
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Rogowski said:
what he’s essentially selling here is a Bam Margera summer camp experience that can be passed off to your loved ones as an attempt at sobriety
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tbh this sounds like it could make a lot of money if you could get two separate streams of advertising, so there's one line advertising to junkies of "if your nerd relatives want you to go to rehab we've got Bam Magera's party 'rehab' with poon and beer" and one line to loved ones of "Bam Magera has been through a lot, he knows what it's like, and what it takes to keep an addict in rehab. Trust Bam Magera with your junkies and your money"
 
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Malory said:
That’s not even going to scratch the surface of therapists and doctors this kid is eventually going to need between being Bam’s kid, whatever FAS/developmental shit he has going on, and all the delayed development from her keeping him on the tit.
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Not to mention the security she'll eventually have to hire to keep Bam from murdering her and the child (if Bam manages to stay alive past the end of this year, that is).
 
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