AskeDead
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santa phil is so wholesome. what a good man.
Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow
- Thread starter Kulee Baba
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Santa Phil and 70s era Ape- both fuckable
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Bam spoils another million dollar idea by leaking it to IG before any of it exists:
TLDR; his latest tweaker get rich quick scheme is turning Castle Bam into a wellness clinic. Highlights include:
-a tattoo guy on-site
-“I want no downtime or boredom”
-Jess can schedule Rock shows, also mentions pro skate demos and sk8 lessons
-“it wold be Rad If we ALL sat by A Campfire And each Person has to Pick a sang they are
feeling g And why”
-a fuck tent, because everyone will have roommates
-“50/50 guy girl ratio so people can get pussy”
-sadly, he makes no mention of a giant hole in the ground for Bam to sit in while everyone pisses on him. You know, for recovery
This was deleted quickly, not sure if because it’s an awful idea that attempts to turn something serious into a summer camp for guys who peaked in 2002 or if he was afraid someone was going to steal his super original hot topic rehab OC
TLDR; his latest tweaker get rich quick scheme is turning Castle Bam into a wellness clinic. Highlights include:
-a tattoo guy on-site
-“I want no downtime or boredom”
-Jess can schedule Rock shows, also mentions pro skate demos and sk8 lessons
-“it wold be Rad If we ALL sat by A Campfire And each Person has to Pick a sang they are
feeling g And why”
-a fuck tent, because everyone will have roommates
-“50/50 guy girl ratio so people can get pussy”
-sadly, he makes no mention of a giant hole in the ground for Bam to sit in while everyone pisses on him. You know, for recovery
This was deleted quickly, not sure if because it’s an awful idea that attempts to turn something serious into a summer camp for guys who peaked in 2002 or if he was afraid someone was going to steal his super original hot topic rehab OC
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dude that's tactical and realistic
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That's totally not going to lead to rape accusations...
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I needed wholesome santa after reading all the depressing stuff.
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Another deleted post that’s basically a veiled threat against his wife.
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God damn, 60k a year just for fucking a nutjob. Girl lucked out.
Edit - Funny thing is even if he does kill himself she'll probably still get the money.
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Might be early to call it but I definitely don't see Bam making it to the end of the year he barely made it out of last year alive but time will tell I suppose.
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There’s 2 types of addicts and Bam is slowly proving himself to be the Keith Richards/cockroach type
marfusha
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I occasionally check this thread just to see if Bam's still alive. Kinda shocked at how resilient he is.
CowPox
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Bam needs to get on some gear, he's using all the wrong drugs his test is probably low from brain damage and needs to supplement his hormones, it would be sick, piss, etc'.
Lament Configuration
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I'm pretty sure Bam started developing schizophrenia in his mid-30s.
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$60,000 a year for 15 years. Nikki hit the Skank Lottery with Bam. There’s no way Bam is ever going to afford that, even if he gets his shit together. He’s fucked.
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His idea is basically a Gathering of the Juggalos/Warped Tour circa 20O4 with a rehab sticker slapped on it.
I like how in his super awesome idea, he leaves Novak in charge with all the actual work.
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Gee, that sure sounds an awful lot like a glorified junkie flophouse commune with a """wellness""" label attached. Not only that, it's pretty much designed to excuse that it's exactly the nonsense he's been pulling for years under the guise of being a 'business'. This is the last environment that anybody genuinely seeking wellness and a healthy life should or would seek out.
This place would be a breeding ground for drug use, drug dealing, battery, robbery, rape/consent accidents, STD's, unwanted pregnancies, and all manner of criminal activity. I genuinely wonder how many deaths could be attributed to it if the Bam Resort were allowed to stay opened for like a ten year period. It's beyond obvious Bam himself would be one of those deaths in short order as an active participant, in any event.
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Sure seems like a man on a spiritual journey.
Disagree. That’s not even going to scratch the surface of therapists and doctors this kid is eventually going to need between being Bam’s kid, whatever FAS/developmental shit he has going on, and all the delayed development from her keeping him on the tit.
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Imagine being in a rehab full of junkies thinking "You know what this place needs? More needles and bodily fluids."
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No way in hell will he ever find anyone to invest in this crackhead shit, what he’s essentially selling here is a Bam Margera summer camp experience that can be passed off to your loved ones as an attempt at sobriety. He doesn’t even mention sober living in his whole mission statement. He doesn’t even list what his role in the wellness retreat would be, meaning that he’ll just be there to boost his ego, do drugs with losers who look up to him, and have dibs on every hot chick that comes through the door.
His “people need to get pussy” line is going to raise a few feminist eyebrows, one could easily use that line to argue that Bam doesn’t consider women people.
His “people need to get pussy” line is going to raise a few feminist eyebrows, one could easily use that line to argue that Bam doesn’t consider women people.