Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[MirnaMinkoff]

Good lord, that child looks spedtacular.

I get tired of everyone online yelling FAS at every lolcow kid but good lord this poor kid is textbook FAS x10.

Or I should say his total lack of philtrum and wide spaced eyes point to some syndrome and FAS just seems like the most likely candidate given the mom involved and her lifestyle with Bam right before they revealed she was pregnant. Apparently they went to Spain after they found out she was pregnant to try and straighten out, but if you’ve been binging for weeks then find out you’re pregnant the damage is already done. Quitting drinking at 10 or 12 weeks pregnant doesn’t erase getting wasted most of the first trimester. (The first trimester is actually the most damaging time to be boozing it up.)

 

[Rogowski]

In case anyone needed further proof, look at Bam’s last cameo to see him clearly wasted. And here’s the 2 deleted posts, people are guessing that’s his brother’s ex wife

 

[CashMoney!]

You can't fix this combination of substance abuse and mental illness. He will die in the next few years, suicide or accident, most likely involving drugs. Give Aaron Carter a run for his money, buddy. Hopefully Bam's dad saves the rest of his son's money pile for medical treatment that Phoenix will need. Nikolas Cruz has FASD, they look very similar.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

In case anyone needed further proof, look at Bam’s last cameo to see him clearly wasted. And here’s the 2 deleted posts, people are guessing that’s his brother’s ex wife

That's a very drunk slur to his speech in that video. Jesus. I'm going to try to make sense of what he said.

Chad and Sara, I'm sorry about the horrible light. I'm in Hawaii. I had to visit the shaman to find PEACE. Because Phoenix the Wolf is getting SABOTAGED by Nicole. It's a page's ass in burn (???) to find patience and piece. I love you, you two are getting married. I hope you do because you love each other, and don't fuckin' lie to each other. Trust is everything. Trust. Tell the truth. Love you.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

That's a very drunk slur to his speech in that video. Jesus. I'm going to try to make sense of what he said.

Sounds like he says "it's a big disaster but I'm here to find patience and peace".

 

[Kulee Baba]

Oh fuck, nearly 100 pages in and we might be nearing the end Earth Rockers.

Bam Margera Hospitalized with Pneumonia, Put On Ventilator

Bam Margera has been hospitalized, TMZ has learned ... and we're told he's been placed on a ventilator after a recent battle with pneumonia.

www.tmz.com

Bam Margera is in a hospital battling a very serious case of pneumonia, complicated by COVID-19 ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to the situation tell us Bam was hospitalized in San Diego earlier this week. He then tested positive for Covid while in the hospital ... and since then we're told doctors decided to put him on a ventilator. He's being treated in ICU, but his condition is stable.

Our sources say during one of his stints in rehab, he befriended an attorney who convinced him he could get him out of the court-ordered treatment and "free Bam."

Thoughts and prayers to Bam and his family.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm sure the meth smoking and alcoholic binging had nothing whatsoever to do with his lungs quitting and his immune system being shit. At any rate, being on a ventilator is bad news.

 

[Malory]

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So he was banging his brothers ex-wife before he got sick?

 

[Wesker]

You can't fix this combination of substance abuse and mental illness. He will die in the next few years, suicide or accident, most likely involving drugs. Give Aaron Carter a run for his money, buddy. Hopefully Bam's dad saves the rest of his son's money pile for medical treatment that Phoenix will need. Nikolas Cruz has FASD, they look very similar.

Can confirm. I've had to live with a family member like this when I was a child and they eventually killed themselves in an overdose earlier this year. You cannot fix them. They have to do it themselves. And until they do or drop dead, they're completely toxic and destructive to everyone around them and they don't give a fuck.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Bam is fat. Fat and ventilator are not a good combination. I'd give him a 50% chance of tapping out here.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Can confirm. I've had to live with a family member like this when I was a child and they eventually killed themselves in an overdose earlier this year. You cannot fix them. They have to do it themselves. And until they do or drop dead, they're completely toxic and destructive to everyone around them and they don't give a fuck.

I Saw this earlier in life before i came across Bam in his current state when people do this type of behavior with kids regardless if they are on drugs/addicted. IT's the mentality of nothing else is important. Given that Bam has had all of these situations ( being poor, missing wife/kids, hospitalization ) he really will just die this way. There sadly will be no redemption that even the most forgiving of individual can find for him.

 

[Wesker]

I Saw this earlier in life before i came across Bam in his current state when people do this type of behavior with kids regardless if they are on drugs/addicted. IT's the mentality of nothing else is important. Given that Bam has had all of these situations ( being poor, missing wife/kids, hospitalization ) he really will just die this way. There sadly will be no redemption that even the most forgiving of individual can find for him.

Didn't Bam really start to really unravel with Dunn's death? That was a decade ago. And he's been backsliding ever since then. That was long before he had his son.

The relative of mine that is very similar to this started into booze and drugs very young, probably mid teens. Highly intelligent, like around the 140s, no education being a drop out, made a really good living in irrigation. And pissed it away over and over going on a bender. Spending most of his life in rehabs and jail.

Being up close to this for many years. I've become numb to their cries for help, when they're given several dozen chances to change yet never deviate from their path. Bam is this to a T. There comes a point as a family member you just cut the anchor and let them deal with it alone.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Didn't Bam really start to really unravel with Dunn's death? That was a decade ago. And he's been backsliding ever since then. That was long before he had his son.

The relative of mine that is very similar to this started into booze and drugs very young, probably mid teens. Highly intelligent, like around the 140s, no education being a drop out, made a really good living in irrigation. And pissed it away over and over going on a bender. Spending most of his life in rehabs and jail.

Being up close to this for many years. I've become numb to their cries for help, when they're given several dozen chances to change yet never deviate from their path. Bam is this to a T. There comes a point as a family member you just cut the anchor and let them deal with it alone.

As unfortunate as that was for bam ( he was his friend and no one should have that happen ). Bam was a total entitled basket case before hand and had been brought to the idea of rehab. He totally used it as an excuse to drink/relapse and move and sort of responsibility away from his recovery.

 

[AskeDead]

earth rockers....i don't feel so good....

 

[Wesker]

As unfortunate as that was for bam ( he was his friend and no one should have that happen ). Bam was a total entitled basket case before hand and had been brought to the idea of rehab. He totally used it as an excuse to drink/relapse and move and sort of responsibility away from his recovery.

100%.

Most people see Dunn dying affecting him to the point it crippled his life. But I never saw it that way. He's been a spoiled faggot his entire life that never matured. He's had a lot of money for nearly 30 years now through skating and Jackass. He can act like a total piece of shit and people will love him and his family will clean up after him.

I feel bad for his family and his son, but in the end he's getting the karma he deserves.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Didn't Bam really start to really unravel with Dunn's death? That was a decade ago. And he's been backsliding ever since then. That was long before he had his son.

He never recovered after Dunn died. Nor did he show any interest in recovering. It was all downhill from there.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

100%.

Most people see Dunn dying affecting him to the point it crippled his life. But I never saw it that way. He's been a spoiled faggot his entire life that never matured. He's had a lot of money for nearly 30 years now through skating and Jackass. He can act like a total piece of shit and people will love him and his family will clean up after him.

I feel bad for his family and his son, but in the end he's getting the karma he deserves.

I Would feel bad if i was suprised, but there aint no other way for it to play out with Bam in this mindset.

 

[Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?]

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He never recovered after Dunn died. Nor did he show any interest in recovering. It was all downhill from there.

Soon he will be back with Ryan, that is OK... it all is OK with any outcome.

 

[Wesker]

He never recovered after Dunn died. Nor did he show any interest in recovering. It was all downhill from there.

Yeah that definitely sped it up, but even looking back as far as Jackass 2 he started to look slovenly. And by Jackass 3, he got pretty fat. It was definitely in the works before his death.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Yeah that definitely sped it up, but even looking back as far as Jackass 2 he started to look slovenly. And by Jackass 3, he got pretty fat. It was definitely in the works before his death.

Agreed. While others were cleaning themselves up and doing other things, Bam still pretended it was 2003. He used Ryan Dunn’s death as a convenient excuse to do the same shit he had always done except it was pathetic by the time Ryan died, as Bam was in his early 30s by then. Putting it on Ryan is a bitch move and he overplays how good buddies they were, which I admire the restraint from the rest of Jackass/CKY calling him out on it.