Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Rogowski said:
everyone in this thread knows he strolled into that shithole rubbing his money in everyone’s face and REEing about how he needs drugs ASAP.
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Goatchoker said:
Lolol imagine being so dumb you trust a degen brother with your car and act surprised when it goes missing. Fucking enablers. Every single one of them.
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Dumb fucker would probably watch the guy empty his fridge of beer then give him the keys anyway.

Incidentally if Bam had run over someone's kid drunk off his ass, this dipshit would be on the hook for it under a theory called negligent entrustment. If you know someone is like Bam is and you loan them your car, you're responsible for the bullshit that predictably happens.

I could even see the insurance company refuse to pay out if it's wrapped around a telephone pole somewhere.
 
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AnOminous said:
Dumb fucker would probably watch the guy empty his fridge of beer then give him the keys anyway.

Incidentally if Bam had run over someone's kid drunk off his ass, this dipshit would be on the hook for it under a theory called negligent entrustment. If you know someone is like Bam is and you loan them your car, you're responsible for the bullshit that predictably happens.

I could even see the insurance company refuse to pay out if it's wrapped around a telephone pole somewhere.
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tbh I'd assume buried under fifty pages of legal text is a short list of celebs that if you interact with for more than a half hour you are autodropped
 
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Karen said:
I could've sworn this guy died at like the end of last year. What unholy power is keeping him alive?
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He was in a coma on a ventilator with COVID, which people didn’t really expect him to come out of, naturally. But otherwise, what @Trombonista said.

Definitely keeping my eye on this thread because something crazy is happening in Philly. Just a matter of time until we find out what.
 
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Malory said:
He was in a coma on a ventilator with COVID, which people didn’t really expect him to come out of, naturally. But otherwise, what @Trombonista said.

Definitely keeping my eye on this thread because something crazy is happening in Philly. Just a matter of time until we find out what.
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With his level of drinking now, that we're getting reports of him being drunk in public multiple times. He's either going to go the way of Dunn, or get beaten to death by a nigger if he's in Philly doing that.
 
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Wesker said:
With his level of drinking now, that we're getting reports of him being drunk in public multiple times. He's either going to go the way of Dunn, or get beaten to death by a nigger if he's in Philly doing that.
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I am trying to not get too optimistic, but considering he was once beat down by a woman in her 60’s for calling her a nigger, the latter seems like a solid possibility.

It’s interesting what fame and money can do to a person. If you haven’t kept track, it’s mind boggling to imagine the journey someone like Bam would have to go through to end up drunk and belligerent in some Philadelphia alley. And while some of it has certainly been remarkable, I think a lot of it is the pure sense of ego and entitlement that such a life can give you. Most people, even with addictions and issues, would at least realize that sitting in an alley may be dangerous and hey let’s get drunk literally anywhere else as long as we can afford it. But not Bam. Because once you’ve committed assault in multiple countries and turned your childhood home into a literal goth kid playground, what’s weird about an alley in Philadelphia? Surely any problems that could arise can be fixed with fame and money. Bam is cool, guys. He’s a hardcore rocker. He’s just being a real one.

I hope he gets shanked.
 
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Rogowski said:
You can’t say Bam’s brother didn’t warn her, and that last burn is intense
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This is what happens when an unstoppable e-whore meets meets an immovable enabler.

I mean Jess isn't wrong about BJ but come on who gives a JUNKIE the keys to your car? Even fucking Nikki and the new skank have been in the driver's seat to my knowledge. Jess is whining that Bam lost the keys he's lucky Bam didn't crash into another car or pulled a Ryan "Well" Dunn. How does that conversation go "Hey bro let me borrow the keys to your car. Uhh I got some people I gotta meet." Again I'm impressed if Bam just drank and hung out with BJ I would have imagined a trip to the drug dealer.
 
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