Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Rogowski]

So Bam was a big fish in a small pond last night in West Chester:
Now take this next tweet as you may, she deleted it this morning:

 

[Kulee Baba]

Bam's trying to convince his fans he can still read a book, albeit it looks like some new age bullshit but still.

Meanwhile Jess is still spending his freetime gossiping about Bam on BJ's instagram. Which tells me he's as dumb as they are BJ has a fanbase of middle aged women who just want to simp for the celebs they watched as kids.

Taken from /r/LetsTalkBam Jess claims Bam goes on meth fueled ravings about wanting to murder April. I believe that because brain damaged addicts are that unhinged. But seriously when they're that abusive fucking cut them off, you're not helping them they're only bringing you down.

 

[JustStopDude]

But seriously when they're that abusive fucking cut them off, you're not helping them they're only bringing you down.

It's easy to say this on the outside, but at this point, the only person acting remotely rational is Bam. There is no reason for him to change his behavior because everyone around him keeps reenforcing it.

There are no real immediate consequence except for hangovers and the rare arrest that his family bails him out of.

The dude doesn't even have to spend his own money to get fucked up because there are always scummy fans that will pay for him to make an ass of himself.

The whole family needs to go to treatment and stop enabling him.

 

[AnOminous]

Bam's trying to convince his fans he can still read a book, albeit it looks like some new age bullshit but still.

Like he can though. Look at those hand tats. What the fuck even is that skin vandalism? I couldn't read a book if I had distracting fucking bullshit like that tattooed on my goddamn hands.

The whole family needs to go to treatment and stop enabling him.

It's all fun and games until this fucking creep goes full Vito and rapes a kid.

 

[Rogowski]

Nice track marks Bamuel

Wonder what he’s edited out of the shot?

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

As far as I'm aware CTE can't be diagnosed until after death, but I suppose Jess's knowledge of neuropsychiatry isn't especially great.

 

[Constellationzero]

Nice track marks Bamuel
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Wonder what he’s edited out of the shot?
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He legit looks like he'd give you Staph, MRSA, Nigger Aids, Cabin Fever Necrotizing Fasciitis, and the Steven Assantis by these pictures alone.

 

[Goatchoker]

As far as I'm aware CTE can't be diagnosed until after death, but I suppose Jess's knowledge of neuropsychiatry isn't especially great.

CTE is def after death. I’m sure he’s damaged and giving his brain/body/being to science would be a cool thing for him and research.
I really just can’t even talk shit because he makes me mati. It’s because there’s a kid involved.
Get it together you fucking retarded rich asshole.

@Constellationzero Not the STEVEN ASSANTIS! Hahahaahaaa doomed

 

[Kulee Baba]

Bam's warrant.

4 arrests in a month. Impressive. The online speculation is he stole Phil's car.

 

[JustStopDude]

Like he can though. Look at those hand tats. What the fuck even is that skin vandalism? I couldn't read a book if I had distracting fucking bullshit like that tattooed on my goddamn hands.

In Bam's case, I think his inability to read and write existed long before the hand tattoos.

 

[Sonitistic]

Jess probably loves this shit. He hasn't had this much fan interaction...ever.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

He legit looks like he'd give you Staph, MRSA, Nigger Aids, Cabin Fever Necrotizing Fasciitis, and the Steven Assantis by these pictures alone.

I didn't notice until the close ups how gross his hands are- bloody, nasty, with big ugly rings and possibly sharpie writing? blugh

 

[Rogowski]

From one of his IG verified hanger-ons:

Does anyone know who this Rob Swavely faggot is? All I know is he’s one of his biggest enablers and was the guy advocating that Bam cut of Phoenix and Nikki because they’re toxic. Comes off like junkie retard like Bam.

ETA:

 

[Tootsie Bear]

From one of his IG verified hanger-ons:
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Does anyone know who this Rob Swavely faggot is? All I know is he’s one of his biggest enablers and was the guy advocating that Bam cut of Phoenix and Nikki because they’re toxic. Comes off like junkie retard like Bam.
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ETA:
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Honestly Dico unfriending Bam and going underground doesn't sound too stupid now. I understand fans wanted more from Dico, but if this Rob guy is like this imagine Bam's other "friends." and you'd be like Dico and gone before it gets worse!

 

[Rogowski]

There’s a guy on the subreddit who follows the Rob guy on FB and got confirmation that Bam and his tweaker bitch ran off with Phil’s car and ditched her kid with April.

Beyond that I don’t know shit about this guy other than he also challenged Knoxville to a fight on IG last year.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

There’s a guy on the subreddit who follows the Rob guy on FB and got confirmation that Bam and his tweaker bitch ran off with Phil’s car and ditched her kid with April.

Beyond that I don’t know shit about this guy other than he also challenged Knoxville to a fight on IG last year.

I hope April calls CPS to report the girl has been abandoned by a drug addict mother. If she doesn’t the poor kid will just be back with crazy meth mom, sleeping on floors alongside adults having orgies, after her latest binge is over.

Do we think Phil let Bam take his car, like dumbass Jess did? But when he failed to return after 12 hours Phil reported it stolen? I mean it sounds like they agreed to babysit the poor kid, let them borrow a car and only after they failed to return after 24 hours called the police

 

[Rogowski]

This Rob guy seems to be a painter, he may have been one of the locals who tried getting him into painting a few years back. But right off the bat he seems unhinged because of an incessant need to post everything three times for some reason:

And not only did he make multiple attempts to get Knoxville to notice him and fail but he also made an apology video that also went ignored.

 

[TractorGirl]

This Rob guy seems to be a painter, he may have been one of the locals who tried getting him into painting a few years back. But right off the bat he seems unhinged because of an incessant need to post everything three times for some reason:
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And not only did he make multiple attempts to get Knoxville to notice him and fail but he also made an apology video that also went ignored.
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Knoxville could flick him on the forehead with two fingers and knock him out. Sit down dickhead.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

More bait from the Silent Witness on the Bam interview.
In another day ending in "y" Bam is still on the run but has attacked someone and is hiding in a wooded area. Police are currently looking for him.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This Rob guy seems to be a painter, he may have been one of the locals who tried getting him into painting a few years back. But right off the bat he seems unhinged because of an incessant need to post everything three times for some reason:
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And not only did he make multiple attempts to get Knoxville to notice him and fail but he also made an apology video that also went ignored.
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You know the old cliche where a guy will see a Rothko or Picasso in a museum and say “heh, my kid could paint that.” Rob saw these types of paintings and thought “I can do that” and now produces “art” actual children could actually paint.

I’m sure Bam and him get along because both of them have the same juvenile concept of being artists.

I’m not sure what this guy does for a living but I’ll wager referring to himself as an artist is a cope for something along the lines of being a Uber driver and living off an elderly relative.

I’m glad he finally wised up but any person that would ever go along with TSW is a grade A retard.

More bait from the Silent Witness on the Bam interview.
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Given the address I’m going to assume the person he attacked was one of his parents or Jess. I thought this area was where Ape and Phil lived but not 100% on that.

ETA: It’s “Castle Bam” but the parents don’t live far from there. Id guess Castle Bam is now owned by Ape and Phil, they either took over the mortgage or “bought it” from Bam. I know Ape was trying to rehab the place so it could be rented out for events or Airbnb but I think complaints from the neighbors sunk that idea. You got the feeling that the property was a money sink and they were trying to figure out a way to get it to earn some revenue out of it. Bam also owned a rental property in CA but I’ve haven’t seen any indication he’s stayed in it the last few years he’s hobo’ed around LA. I’d guess Ape and Phil took it on as a liability for Bam too.