Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Tootsie Bear said:
More bait from the Silent Witness on the Bam interview.
In another day ending in "y" Bam is still on the run but has attacked someone and is hiding in a wooded area. Police are currently looking for him.View attachment 5082591
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did he lie about her muppet lips tho? Dumb old gatekeeping hag. What a filthy mouth and nasty attitude she has. how can anyone watch or "trust" someone who is cursing them out while threatning to "not release" videos because she "dosent have to" ... not to mention her intro is "welcome to a show I might never do again"??? yeah ... this will work out for Bam. NOT. It makes sense now why she WAS THE ONLY ONE who had Bams arrest footage but never uploaded raw copies. Just shit with her dumb face and fake accent strewn inbetween. Did I miss the video where she saved Britney? Or the dead black girl? Or that other old hooker with a virtual rehabs twin sisters? Im just gonna call this whore "BJ INSTIGATES". Its only fitting.
 
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So we know that Bam went apeshit on his family, attacked his brother and then run off into the woods like a meth out hillbilly. It was also reported that his tweaker GF stole Phil's car and just left her kid with April? It sounds like they were all at Bam's house. Bam went crazy, threatened everyone, punched Jess and then took off. So then did tweaker girlfriend run outside and jump into Phils car to try and get Bam? Nice of her to just leave her little girl standing around with a family she doesn't know and after watching mom's new crazy boyfriend attack them.

If this is the case I doubt Bam is in the woods and instead is driving around in Phil's car with with tweaker girlfriend. If they check the drug spots I'm sure they will find them. Once leaving the house they'd have to be driving off to score more meth.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
So we know that Bam went apeshit on his family, attacked his brother and then run off into the woods like a meth out hillbilly. It was also reported that his tweaker GF stole Phil's car and just left her kid with April? It sounds like they were all at Bam's house. Bam went crazy, threatened everyone, punched Jess and then took off. So then did tweaker girlfriend run outside and jump into Phils car to try and get Bam? Nice of her to just leave her little girl standing around with a family she doesn't know and after watching mom's new crazy boyfriend attack them.

If this is the case I doubt Bam is in the woods and instead is driving around in Phil's car with with tweaker girlfriend. If they check the drug spots I'm sure they will find them. Once leaving the house they'd have to be driving off to score more meth.
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Plenty of spots in Philly for him to go to turn himself into a zombie until the cops get him. He'll probably be arrested in public tweaking out.
 
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Wesker said:
Plenty of spots in Philly for him to go to turn himself into a zombie until the cops get him. He'll probably be arrested in public tweaking out.
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If he has to go to rando spots to cop in Philly he will be busted soon enough because he's driving a car reported stolen and is a roving spectacle. Though in fairness to Bam he could fit into the tranq dope zombie people and meth heads populating certain parts of North Philly now.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
If he has to go to rando spots to cop in Philly he will be busted soon enough because he's driving a car reported stolen and is a roving spectacle. Though in fairness to Bam he could fit into the tranq dope zombie people and meth heads populating certain parts of North Philly now.
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If he didn't dress like a wizard, I would agree he would blend right in. Endless videos of people driving through Kensington and it's a worse hellscape than anything that's been in a film in regards to drugs.
 
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PA kiwi here. If he's really in the woods, there's a good chance he's fucked depending on how far he's actually made it in.

Pennsylvania literally means "Penn's Woods". Meaning that PA is nothing, but forests, and it's extremely easy to get lost in them, especially if you're not familiar with them. Hell, even if you are, you're still in a fuckton of trouble because of all the ditches, hills, mountains, cliffs, rivers, streams, and abandoned mines, and quarries everywhere.

I don't want to get everyone's hopes up, but a retarded, alcoholic, Floridian tweaker like Bam running into the Pennsylvanian woods has a decent chance of never coming back out.

Edit: Apparently, Bam is not from Florida. He actually is from Pennsylvania. The point still stands because running blindly into the Pennsylvanian wilderness is never a good idea, even if you're actually from the state, and not currently high off your ass on meth.
 
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Together, we will bring the UNABammer to justice. The shadows of schizophrenia and his mailing packages filled with his own doodoo are no match for the illumination of justice, no matter how fast he speeds away in Phil's Nissan into the wooded forests of Pennsylvania.
 
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Bunny Tracks said:
PA kiwi here. If he's really in the woods, there's a good chance he's fucked depending on how far he's actually made it.

Pennsylvania literally means "Penn's Woods". Meaning that PA is nothing, but forests, and it's extremely easy to get lost in them, especially if you're not familiar with them. Hell, even if you are, you're still in a fuckton of trouble because of all the ditches, hills, mountains, cliffs, rivers, streams, and abandoned mines everywhere.

I don't want to get everyone's hopes up, but a retarded, alcoholic, Floridian tweaker like Bam running into Pennsylvanian woods has a decent chance of never coming back out.
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There's roads less than 1 mile away in every direction.
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Bunny Tracks said:
PA kiwi here. If he's really in the woods, there's a good chance he's fucked depending on how far he's actually made it.

Pennsylvania literally means "Penn's Woods". Meaning that PA is nothing, but forests, and it's extremely easy to get lost in them, especially if you're not familiar with them. Hell, even if you are, you're still in a fuckton of trouble because of all the ditches, hills, mountains, cliffs, rivers, streams, and abandoned mines everywhere.

I don't want to get everyone's hopes up, but a retarded, alcoholic, Floridian tweaker like Bam running into Pennsylvanian woods has a decent chance of never coming back out.
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He’s not in Lancaster County, he’s in West Chester/Chads Ford, it’s all rich people acreage and parks. He’s not going to roam the back yards of millionaires, he’s going to get his tweaker GF or buddy to pick his ass up.

If Bam fled into the woods he took his damn phone with him.
 
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