Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Running face first into a prison sentence.
Truly the funniest ending.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

this could be the one where they find him dead

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

It's sad that the best thing Bam could have done is die on that ventilator

 

[6 Years Ago]

Viva La Bam 2003.

Drugs are a helluva drug. This motherfucker is heading into Artie Lange territory but without all the charm

 

[Love Machine]

As a teenage boy, I actually was a big fan of Bam for the jackass stuff and even his own MTV spin off shows. Bam was looking good when he was out in the wilderness doing shit and was out of the country. He really needs to keep away from his old ties. Its obvious what is keeping him in the cycle.

 

[Pissmaster]

I thought he died 13 years ago or something?

That was Ryan Dunn. Bam attributes his spiral into depression over Dunn being done

 

[Burd Turglar]

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

 

[sassblassted]

Drugs are a helluva drug. This motherfucker is heading into Artie Lange territory but without all the charm

At least Artie only ever hurt himself. Bam is a violent druggie that takes his anger out on other people and clearly doesn't care one bit for his family.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Nice track marks Bamuel
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Wonder what he’s edited out of the shot?
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Just to say this for the love of god don't splatter planetary sigils or version of it on your body permanently that is recipe for disasters i see Jupiter slapped on his hand and Neptune or Uranus on the other . This mofo is really asking for it .

 

[Leftists=Pedophiles]

I really hope he troons out to try and skirt the charges but I'm not sure if he has enough grey matter left to recognize the opportunity. It's not like he has any dignity to preserve, why not?

 

[Pringles Can]

this could be the one where they find him dead

No. Bam has survived past 40 while being a drug addict. It's been proven that drugs either are the key to immortality or kill you before 30. If you survive past that then I swear it makes you immortal and die at like 80.

 

[CptnSnshn]

But how will this effect Cumtowns favorite son, Scumbag Vinny?

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

I just want to remind everyone here that there is a non-zero chance that Preston Lacy's fat ass will outlive everyone from Jackass.

 

[Xenomorph]

Hi, I'm Bam Margera and welcome to Jailass!

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

At least Artie only ever hurt himself. Bam is a violent druggie that takes his anger out on other people and clearly doesn't care one bit for his family.

Which is why it's still possible to like Artie. He doesn't have a wife or kid that he's screwing over. Just himself and networks like Compound Media that are dumb enough to bank on him.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

HIM was an emo metal band that was moderately popular in the mid 2000s. The framed pictures he has up are of the band. That's also where the pentagram/heart mashup comes from. It was their band logo and Bam got it tattooed on his body at least once.

Also the frontman Ville Valo was a teenage girl daydream given flesh, so naturally Bam REALLY REALLY wanted that Finnish sausage inside him as well. As far as Bam was concerned, the rest of the band was just some people attached to him.

 

[Null]

What a cringe mcmansion.

I'm impressed his little mother put up all that shit and did hand woodworking to decorate it, like wtf.

 

[Android raptor]

I wish that Knoxville would agree to fight him, but then the ring would be setup with the snakepit trap that made Bam cry in Jackass 3.

On one hand I love knowing shit volunteer to do i.e. hang out with snakes scares Bam shitless and makes him cry, but on the other it's worrisome seeing the babies thrown around roughly like that (plus forced to be in proximity to Bam).

Wonder if he'll encounter any snakes innawoods?

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

I have a hard time believing he's actually in the woods (alive, that is), it isn't actually that easy to go undetected in a woodland area if you don't know what you're doing and the weather is West Chester right now is still 30s/40s at night. Much more likely he had one of his junkie buddies pick him up and he's scumming around in Philly, assuming he isn't dead.

I suppose he could be hiding out under someone's boat in a backyard a la the Tsarnaev kid.

 

[RACISM]

On one hand I love knowing shit volunteer to do i.e. hang out with snakes scares Bam shirtless and makes him cry, but on the other it's worrisome seeing the babies thrown around roughly like that (plus forced to be in proximity to Bam).

Wonder if he'll encounter any snakes innawoods?

Any snake that bites him will die of an overdose.