Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Chan the Wizard said:
100 chicken tendies on Bam has offed himself in the woods.
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I doubt it, but only because he doesn't has a gun and is too pussy to slit his wrists/neck himself. I'd say it's more likely he od's. Maybe one of the Paul brothers can go on another wilderness walk and find his smelly corpse. !00% chance Bam shits himself in death.
MFW I find a shit-spackled Bam corpse in suburban Pennsylvania 'woods':
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Bungus Scrungus said:
I thought he died 13 years ago or something?
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Just his brain.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
Looks like two pictures. One over the fireplace and one above the steps to the pirate bar.


HIM was an emo metal band that was moderately popular in the mid 2000s. The framed pictures he has up are of the band. That's also where the pentagram/heart mashup comes from. It was their band logo and Bam got it tattooed on his body at least once.
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Bam is gay for their singer Vallie Vello but only in an ironic way
 
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Bassomatic said:
I haven't thought about Bloodhound gang in a hot minute, even in that kiss pic, you can tell Jimmy Pop is being silly and bam is being full out cock cum craving faggoty. Talking Anderson Cooper level of gloryhole needing faggotry.

That doesn't look like dico, I could be wrong tho, it's been 20+ years since any of us have seen him. Rake, iirc has PhD not just degree.

Bam being back in PA makes me want to go over and punch him in the face for well being Bam, but this is either a good or bad thing. Being Bam, it's going to be bad. But around fam and all could push him to clean up or.. well as we've seen enable him. So I think this chapter will def end in at least a semi public arrest.
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A damn good call 5 days ago.
 
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Bunny Tracks said:
PA kiwi here. If he's really in the woods, there's a good chance he's fucked depending on how far he's actually made it.

Pennsylvania literally means "Penn's Woods". Meaning that PA is nothing, but forests, and it's extremely easy to get lost in them, especially if you're not familiar with them. Hell, even if you are, you're still in a fuckton of trouble because of all the ditches, hills, mountains, cliffs, rivers, streams, and abandoned mines everywhere.

I don't want to get everyone's hopes up, but a retarded, alcoholic, Floridian tweaker like Bam running into Pennsylvanian woods has a decent chance of never coming back out.

Edit: Apparently, Bam is not from Florida. He actually is from Pennsylvania. The point still stands because running blindly into the Pennsylvanian wilderness is never a good idea, even if you're actually from the state, and not currently high off your ass on meth.
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Can confirm. If he is deep in there and not hiding out at the edge... he's fucked.. Especially with the current weather. (in the ~40s as high and wet)
 
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whatever I feel like said:
Important update: The Kiwi Farms announcement stating that Bam is wanted in Pennsylvania is totally wrong.

He is 100 percent not wanted here. Please, someone else, come and take him.
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Nah man, I want him here. We can talk about Fulci movies.

Do not speak for me ever again.
 
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