Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Salutations, guest from the FishTank thread here, I would like to ask thread regulars if they know whether or not Bam is currently homeless. The reason I ask, is because of Season 1 freeloader AirsoftFatty was homeless at the time and just as fat, pathetic, and depressed.
Dude, even in his worst downward spiral he will be rich. Like really rich. Like more money than either you or I will ever see. He has always seemed to dress as a nu punk, goth fag, or bum. Bam is just an arrested development case. He has always been a lolcow and that is what makes him entertaining (and what made him millions).

I really liked when the tank people were blindfolded and asked him what his weight was. One of the techs tried to block but Bam said, "No. That is a fair question. 200 lbs.". And when the chick asked if he had a big dick he replied "I have a 2 inch hose..." :lol: :lol: :lol: He's a fun guy. All of the CKY/Jackass crew were.

tl;dr Nah, he's not homeless.
 
Salutations, guest from the FishTank thread here, I would like to ask thread regulars if they know whether or not Bam is currently homeless. The reason I ask, is because of Season 1 freeloader AirsoftFatty was homeless at the time and just as fat, pathetic, and depressed.
He isn't homeless in the traditional sense he has Castle Bam which he refuses to live in, I'm assuming that place probably gives him some mean PTSD. He instead lives out of his Bentley and criss crosses the country with his handsome wife to skateboard and sell his autograph to con faggots
 
Sadly, where else would this lifestyle lead too? It's unique back then and just trashy now. It had it's place for sure but now looking back maybe they were right about this being bad for us.
I remember in an interview they said that drugs and alcohol were basically a requirement for them to do some of the crazy shit they did. They always had booze and painkillers for everyone to deal with any pain from the stunts.
 
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To play Devil's advocate, if I were in Steve-O / Bam shoes, I would rather be Bam. I know that Bam's a drug addict with multiple failed tries to stay sober and that he has falling out with Jackass/CKY's crew, but compared to Steve-O, Bam didn't had his sense of humour sucked out of him when some doctor helped him to stay sober.Steve-O might be doing great now, but right now he is a shadow of past himself, while Bam is stil Bam.
 
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