Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Good call archiving those late night meth rants, they’ve already been deleted from his profile. Here’s another video in which Bam rants to Danny Way about his mom selling his purple Lambo (in between crying about how he’s broke and needs money to take care of his family) which begs the question, does he put his assets in his mother’s name? It’s also interesting to hear interactions between Bam and Danny in which Bam rants about shit and Danny subtly shuts his outrageous claims down.

Also Bam, I don’t think your wife falls under the category of “hourglass ass”. Is that silicon or is it not his wife?
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Oh it's no shock the lambo is gone, cars like that do NOT take well to neglect and miles. Even being related to Bam wouldn't help hold worth. I would guess his mom has things trusted to her or something if she could sell it out from under him as he claims.

He only sounds bitter about wasting so much and not getting more back and really comes off like Uncle Rico in this video.
 
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Rogowski said:
Good call archiving those late night meth rants, they’ve already been deleted from his profile. Here’s another video in which Bam rants to Danny Way about his mom selling his purple Lambo (in between crying about how he’s broke and needs money to take care of his family) which begs the question, does he put his assets in his mother’s name? It’s also interesting to hear interactions between Bam and Danny in which Bam rants about shit and Danny subtly shuts his outrageous claims down.

Also Bam, I don’t think your wife falls under the category of “hourglass ass”. Is that silicon or is it not his wife?
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This can be a real hit if he sells tacklebox rings.
 
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Rogowski said:
Good call archiving those late night meth rants, they’ve already been deleted from his profile. Here’s another video in which Bam rants to Danny Way about his mom selling his purple Lambo (in between crying about how he’s broke and needs money to take care of his family) which begs the question, does he put his assets in his mother’s name? It’s also interesting to hear interactions between Bam and Danny in which Bam rants about shit and Danny subtly shuts his outrageous claims down.

Also Bam, I don’t think your wife falls under the category of “hourglass ass”. Is that silicon or is it not his wife?
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This is a classic grift tactic - if you declare bankruptcy or get sued out the ass, the courts can only take your assets. It's a common trick for grifters to spread assets around to family members who won't use the asset so that the court can't take it.

"My mom would never sell my sports car so it's safe with her and she'll never drive it so it's basically still mine"
"I'm gonna have my party house deed under my cousin in Alaska's name, he is married with kids and never visits"
"I'm gonna put all my rare records and instruments under my deaf grans name so they can't make me sell them next time I get sued"


Notice how usually these scams also involve the guilt tripping of family, usually mothers and grandparents, so that although legally they could sell that shit they feel guilted to not do so.
 
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Espai said:
This is a classic grift tactic - if you declare bankruptcy or get sued out the ass, the courts can only take your assets. It's a common trick for grifters to spread assets around to family members who won't use the asset so that the court can't take it.

"My mom would never sell my sports car so it's safe with her and she'll never drive it so it's basically still mine"
"I'm gonna have my party house deed under my cousin in Alaska's name, he is married with kids and never visits"
"I'm gonna put all my rare records and instruments under my deaf grans name so they can't make me sell them next time I get sued"


Notice how usually these scams also involve the guilt tripping of family, usually mothers and grandparents, so that although legally they could sell that shit they feel guilted to not do so.
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I do not think its a scam. I think he's just ridiculously irresponsible with his money so his parents were put in charge of it. If he's putting his "castle" up on AirBnB and selling his Lambo he's obviously desperate for money.
 
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Eh, be it "scam" it's smartest Bam has done, or he asked/needed/lost rights to goods. It's working out best for him.

As I said, semi local knew a little bit bout his folks and they seem pretty dedicated to do their best and well addiction is hard enough as is, plus Bam being Bam.

I don't want to fault anyone on fact Bam managed to lose control of his wealth, he might have legit been sane enough at a point to see his current future.
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
I do not think its a scam. I think he's just ridiculously irresponsible with his money so his parents were put in charge of it. If he's putting his "castle" up on AirBnB and selling his Lambo he's obviously desperate for money.
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True, maybe I'm associating too many brain cells to Bam that he can make a smart decision...
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
I think he's just ridiculously irresponsible with his money so his parents were put in charge of it.
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Prior to Bam making it big his dad Phil worked as a baker at the West Chester Acme and as an accountant, he quit his day jobs when Bam started making real money to manage the finances of everything and I’m 100% positive this is the reason he isn’t flat broke and couch surfing for survival today.

In updates, Bam posted a video of himself listening to some shitty rock song and used the caption as an opportunity to rant about the rock and roll hall of fame and how Whitney Houston didn’t belong in it. (bringing back the same vibe I got after Bam got knocked out by a woman with a baseball bat outside the bar he co-owned for calling her a nigger or when he verbally berated a black airline worker on video (and posted it to Instagram) for daring to refuse entry on a plane while wasted.

(Side note: I don’t think Bam is racist, he is a junkie with no filter so if he was legitimately racist he would have outed himself long ago. Instead I think he’s an immature edge lord who will say edgy things to people because that’s what he’s expected to do but he’s also retarded so he doesn’t realize that sometimes he says extremely inappropriate shit in his efforts to remain a thirteen year old boy. His saving grace is that nobody will bother to cancel him because he’s a D-list celebrity who is doing a fine job of cancelling himself from every industry he’s a part of)

Another side note: I found this IG profile in the comment section of one of his videos that performs the public service of reposting every post he deletes and calling out every caption change. It’s only been active since March 28th and already has 34 posts.

Some favorites I didn’t see posted here:

Serial killer vibes and yummy finger nails on March 19th:
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U CANT TAKE AWAY MY VAMPIRE SCRIBBLES JEFFFFFFFFFF:
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From the notebook of a school shooter:
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A video Bam posted himself of him arguing with his wife while bleeding profusely and jumping some guy in a fit of road rage. Not gonna lie this was tough to watch and pissed me off because to no one's surprise Bam is such a pussy that he goes around picking fights that he knows his entourage won't let him lose so he can feel better about himself and blow off that steam built up from the frustration of knowing he's ruining his own life and he can't do anything about it.

Bam in a series of videos ranting about being kicked off Jackass 4

Bam ranting about Action Point to his yes men

More crying about poison cocksuckers

Interesting find from Danny Way's instagram:

A video he posted of Bam ranting on his couch. As many of you have noticed he's been going on lately about his new lingerie company he's starting called Princess Paranoia and has went on and on about his high quality lingerie that's hand sewn. It would appear that while he isn't lying about it being hand sewn, the piles on lingerie with price tags that are still on hangers that surround him accompanied by the SHEIN bags would make it seem like he's pulling another scam.
 
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Christ his spelling is atrocious.
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bam__margera - Warning: this not was typed by a professional who has seen it all. Viewer expressions or thoughts I don’t really care except you knowing and feeling my pain.​

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Also Bam is throwing his hat into the NFT goldrush.
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bam__margera NFT is Live!!! Link is in my bio today only @illiegel @imkorpo @withfoundation @nft​

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He's hoping to get at least $2364.86 for this 3D render and you also get some shitty video I guess.

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Update someone actually bought it for 1.1 ETH. Congrats Bam. https://foundation.app/0x3567AC9D4559721A4c370EC61128544C228aEbF0
 
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Rogowski said:
Serial killer vibes and yummy finger nails on March 19th:
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It's insane that he talks about these things being a "contract" considering he is literally repeating several drugs here by using their generic and brand names in separate numbers. E.g wellbutrin and bupropion are literally the same thing, one is just the generic name. Same deal with Contrave, it's literally bupropion and naltrexone combined.

On another note, I'm not a doctor, but NO doctor or medical health professional would seriously ever combine most of the drugs he has listed. Some are uppers, some are downers, one is a fucking beta blocker, several are sleeping medications that would likely seriously fuck someone up if they were combined (lunesta, trazadone, AND visteril? Lmfao)

I know everyone is aware Bam is completely full of shit, but a quick google search of these drugs that he says he is "forced to take in rehab" and implying it's all at the same time can easily prove he is fully talking out of his ass about it and wallowing in self-pity, and lying to garner even more pity.
 
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Jesus what a sniveling fucking lying weasel he is.

I “might be a liability”. He really thinks he’s got a great line with that “too jackass for jackass” quip, because he must have used it 100 times by now.

No rehab put him on all those medications, that just a laundry list of shit he’s probably been variously prescribed over the years. He was obviously still abusing drugs and thought having “legal scripts” was the loophole to use to do it. I did love him trying to explain one tiny adderral he FOUND in his car and took was the whole reason he got booted. Just one! That he found! From his own legal stash! It just such stereotypical junkie BS it’s laughable.

He’s being paid $5 mil to do Jackass? Lol. Utter BS.

Claiming they were doing this movie as a “Ryan Dunn tribute movie” is another fucking obscene lie. The “Ryan Dunn tribute movie” has been Bam’s weird failed project for years. Bam is once again trying to use Dunn’s death for pity and to further his own ends, it’s pretty gross tbh. At most I would bet the crew agreed to doing some “this movie is dedicated to memory of Ryan Dunn” as the credits roll or some stunt in tribute.

“How can they leave Dunn’s BFF Bam out of his own tribute movie!?!!? Why he should sue the bastards! I mean they almost made him commit suicide with all their rehab bullshit and not letting him eat speed and benzos.”... this is obviously the deluded thinking Bam feeds himself to justify why he was totally screwed over by that bastard Knoxville.

The fact he even says he might sue Jackass shows how desperate he is at this point - and stupid. Those contracts and agreements he signed about his possible participation are air fucking tight, he fucked up royally. There’s nothing he could ever sue the production for and has made them all sorely regret even taking the chance on letting him participate- which he endlessly begged and pleaded them for. This is the thanks they get, and they pretty much knew even giving him a chance would result in exactly this cluster fuck.

Bam 100% set up this dumb TMZ interview. He truly loves to call up TMZ stringers to get coverage. He combed his hair, took a shower and put on his best attempt at looking LA respectable for the camera. This is Bam putting in effort and it’s pathetic. I’m sure they are all just praying he finally decamps back to Philly, but he seems set to stay in LA throwing public tantrums because surely that will get back on set.
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It's so sad to see Bam Margera's downfall with mental problems and letting the chains of depression wrap around his mind. He's one of my favorite Jackass cast too. Sucks that he won't be in the fourth Jackass film.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Seriously. I follow Brandon Novak on Facebook (not the other VLB train wrecks, even the clean guys like Rake and Dico) and to my surprise, he saw Bam like less than a year ago.

It made me think Bam was going to get better, if Novak was hanging with him again.

Now Bam has a thread on Kiwi Farms
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Bam and Novak will post on social media together occasionally. They seem to be friends but still makes the occasional call out post on IG that he ends up deleting. If Bam is to be believed Novak isn’t 100% sober, which... whatever, who gives a shit considering he has shit together way better than Bam does and he actually has a career that isn’t in the gutter.

His problem was with heroin and he’s obviously kicked it so if he’s one of those ex addicts who can handle getting stoned or having a beer here and there without triggering a relapse into harder things then nobody cares except those with bitter jealousy at Novak’s success at reinventing his career as a punk rock Joel Osteen. I’ve known plenty of people who have had severe issues in the past with hard drugs who now smoke weed and drink. I don’t think Novak necessarily believes all the shit he spews on social media but it pays the bills and provides a life for himself.

And let’s not pretend that if Bam had successfully cleaned up and had an opportunity to be a spooky/scary gothboi edgelord motivational speaker that he wouldn’t take it.

From the archives:
Bam reads from his own book about a night of partying in Copenhagen with the Jackass boys.

The story opens with Steve O arriving with cocaine to the hotel bar, in which Bam indulges despite already being on 30mg of adderall.

At this point most people would pump the brakes on their night but Bam decides this is a great time to have a weed edible eating contest with Steve O’s girlfriend which, if you don’t regularly use weed it’s a terrible idea to overindulge on weed edibles because of the potency and chemical makeup of edibles affects users much, much, much, more heavily and will almost always end in a bad night of being too high. (For proof of this see the story about an off-duty cop who confiscated weed while on patrol and took it home for his wife to bake into brownies for them. It was all fun and games until he had to resign because the press got a hold of the phone call he made to 911 claiming he and his wife were dead from a marijuana overdose)

TLDR : Bam has a panic attack as most novice smokers do with edibles and says his life flashed before his eyes before he had an out of body experience and was given the opportunity to decide if he should die there in Copenhagen or come back to life.

Its funny also that listening to Bam read this story from his own book makes it obvious he’s either barely able to read or he’s never read his own book.
 
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Rogowski said:
Good call archiving those late night meth rants, they’ve already been deleted from his profile. Here’s another video in which Bam rants to Danny Way about his mom selling his purple Lambo (in between crying about how he’s broke and needs money to take care of his family) which begs the question, does he put his assets in his mother’s name? It’s also interesting to hear interactions between Bam and Danny in which Bam rants about shit and Danny subtly shuts his outrageous claims down.

Also Bam, I don’t think your wife falls under the category of “hourglass ass”. Is that silicon or is it not his wife?
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You know how dumb 20 year olds guys with decent abs start bragging they are going to be a porn star? Apparently if you are a dumb, fat 45 year old you start bragging about being a lingerie designer. Also, what bullshit.

Rogowski said:
Interesting find from Danny Way's instagram:

A video he posted of Bam ranting on his couch. As many of you have noticed he's been going on lately about his new lingerie company he's starting called Princess Paranoia and has went on and on about his high quality lingerie that's hand sewn. It would appear that while he isn't lying about it being hand sewn, the piles on lingerie with price tags that are still on hangers that surround him accompanied by the SHEIN bags would make it seem like he's pulling another scam.
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I’d bet he’s buying cheap ass Chinese lingerie from SHEIN and gluing some shit onto it or scribbling on it.

Lingerie is not something you can “hand sew” for the most part, unless you’re making modest loose fitting cotton stuff. Bam is showing body stockings and stockings made from Spandex, Lycra and nylon which are extruded fabrics and not something that can be hand sewn. Even bras and corsets are a very specialized type of clothing due to elaborate construction required using clothing engineered with hard plastic, wire or bone.

I’d say Bam has some half assed idea to resell cheap garbage quality lingerie on IG under his PP brand at a big mark-up. It also gives him a reason to approach chicks about taking slutty photos and a good excuse to tell his wife when she asks why he’s walking around in hot pink panties.

It seems like either he’s running out of money or his parents are done releasing funds for his California adventure. He’s suddenly got a bunch of shady money making schemes and moaning about mommy selling his toys.
 
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