Dramacow Brandy Wooten / Brandy B. Benjamin - Crazy Cookie Monster With Lupus Who Harasses McDonald's Employees

[Krieger]

No, hun. You assume all black women act and talk the same. Newsflash, we don't. Should we assume all WW drink Starbucks and cut themselves?

Sounds more like they watched the lupus Cookie Monster sperg and immediately thought of you. Like, just you (and one other person). So, hurray! Someone thought of you!

 

[Bugaboo]

I ain't never heard white women shortened to "WW" before, that's a new one.
How much bloodwork does she have to get done where she's constantly buying cookies? Once I got 12 vials of blood taken at once and I didn't get jack shit but when you donate blood they'll give you a snack like a donut and some juice
If she's getting that much bloodwork done why is she driving and why doesn't she have a stash of snacks in her car for when she's done

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Don't they have cookies at Wendy's and Starbucks (you dang dirty Americans don't have Tim Hortons and it's infinite joys)
Does this bitch live exclusively off cookies?

She orders the cookies at KFC.

 

[Evil_Female_Overlord]

No, I don't think all black women act and talk the same. However, right now I see one terminally autistic black woman commenting in a thread on another one. Now mosey on back to your own thread.

See, this is why I didn't make a Brandy Wooten thread myself. Because I knew that Crickets would use it as ammunition on her own thread. I knew it!

That and Brandy freaks the hell outta me, personally. (Slight powerlevel on.) It's cause her attitude reminds me of the people I grew up around/went to high school with. So much LOUD ignorance and lack of self awareness. What gets me the most about Brandy is that she thinks she's some sort of moral role model for people living in 'the hood', when really they'd probably consider her the worst example.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Way to be bigot and assume just because we are black, we automatically would act the same.

Is this kind of like a Klansman complaining about being compared to a skinhead.
Actually, that's an unfair comparison. Cookie Nigga is a mostly harmless and entertaining spastic. You're just a racist dumbass.

 

[AnOminous]

Way to be bigot and assume just because we are black, we automatically would act the same.

You act exactly like her, just online and not where you could get smacked for it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Way to be bigot and assume just because we are black, we automatically would act the same.

Don't be telling us how we think and how we feel. I'd think she was the same lower class woman with expectations that the world revolves around her had she been white, Latina, Latinx or any other color you care to mention. The fact she happens to be black just means you feel like getting some oppression points in.

Edit: And marking this down as Dumb and running away won't change the truth of what I said.

 

[KFC]

She orders the cookies at KFC.

I hope not.

But seriously, this lady is a total psycho. I'm not surprised that she keeps on pulling the autism lupus card.

 

[Clown Doll]

Crickets was threadbanned temporarily to avoid this thread becoming about her instead of the cookiecow. Replying to her old post is just re-inviting her to derail the thread.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

OMG people who don't shut up and let you get a word in... they are THE WORST PEOPLE.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

That and Brandy freaks the hell outta me, personally. (Slight powerlevel on.) It's cause her attitude reminds me of the people I grew up around/went to high school with. So much LOUD ignorance and lack of self awareness. What gets me the most about Brandy is that she thinks she's some sort of moral role model for people living in 'the hood', when really they'd probably consider her the worst example.

I know what you mean, I've known people like this, too. I know it's weird, but something about her does freak me out. It's not that she's scary or anything, but she's just such a psycho that it's unnerving. Just the thought of being around someone so crazy and unpleasant in real life makes me feel really sorry for her kids and her boyfriend.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Aw, I was hoping she'd be a Cookie Monster suit-wearing heartsweet for Dan Sandler.

Why does she insist on getting only fast food chain cookies? Why not the incredible ones at Publix?

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Huh, I had no idea McDonald's had cookies. I learn something new every day here at the Kiwi Farms.

 

[No Cavities]

I have never met someone with lupus who looks like a goddamn chocolate chip cookie. SLE presents with a bright/dark red "butterfly" shaped malar rash across the cheeks and bridge of the nose, usually. The fuck is this?

 

[MalWart]

Yes, she has kids.

She should've put those poor souls up for adoption as soon as she gave birth to them. No child deserves a batshit-crazy mother like this.

 

[Bad Dog]

She has lupus, apparently. Ironically, it makes her face look like a chocolate chip cookie.

That explains her obsession with McDonald's cookies...

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

I'm having some serious flashbacks to my teen years spent working at a Baskin-Robbins outside of Detroit.

This is sadly not an uncommon sight working customer service anymore, save for the customer looking like their food in this situation.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Should we assume all WW drink Starbucks and cut themselves?

Because everyone already knows crazy white chicks like pumpkin spice lattes

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Just as well she dosn't like their deli sandwiches. Never stood at the counter for less than three minutes waiting for one of those.

 

[HypeBeast]

I'm sure those cookies are great for her condition. She has kids too? This woman is fucking ratchet.

Edit: Can pretty much guarantee this woman probably treats her children like that fast food employee. And they have no father. Poor fucking kids don't deserve this shit.