Dramacow Brandy Wooten / Brandy B. Benjamin - Crazy Cookie Monster With Lupus Who Harasses McDonald's Employees

[The Dude]

Chimps Ahoy!

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

You know, if this woman only seems to live off of McDonalds cookies, I would not be surprised if she ends up diabetic, if that hasn't already happened to her yet.

 

[Lurker]

Why has no one slapped this ratchety-ass cunt upside her stupid head yet? Holy fucking shit, this is a lady with some severe entitlement issues who, frankly, needs to be put in her place. Good lord.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Why has no one slapped this ratchety-ass cunt upside her stupid head yet? Holy fucking shit, this is a lady with some severe entitlement issues who, frankly, needs to be put in her place. Good lord.

Now that I think about it, she would definitely fit in with tumblr.

 

[Jaimas]

Meet Brandy Wooten. She is a fucking lunatic.

Brandy first came to the Farms' attention in the Personal Lolcows thread, where @Evil_Female_Overlord posted the above video. As you can see in said video, the thing you need to know about Brandy, besides her massive ego, is her obsession with McDonald's cookies, as well as her constant abuse of fast food employees (and anyone else who doesn't give her what she wants when she wants it). After the McDonald's video went viral, she made a followup video where she defends her actions, brags about her newfound "fame", and attempts to "call out" the McDonald's employees who made her wait a few minutes for cookies.
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=9357d98f5254 (Sorry, Liveleak wouldn't embed.)
Note how she seems to think Ronald McDonald is a real person ("Tag dat nigga!"), and threatens to report the employees to him. She also mentions living across the street from that particular McDonald's, and constantly monitors the employees to make sure that they're doing their jobs (i.e., making her cookies).
But Ms. Wooten's batshit insanity does not end with McDonald's cookies. On her YouTube channel, you'll find countless videos she has made that highlight her craziness. Here's one where she harasses a "racist" white woman who banned her from a swimming pool.

Yes, she has kids.
Speaking of her kids, their father apparently walked out on her. I wonder why?

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hvpMD9g0jGjBlFi-s6ndw
Google+: https://plus.google.com/106748008954903872550/posts
Myspace: https://myspace.com/brandy.b.benjamin
Instagram (Private): https://www.instagram.com/beehrock/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/brandy.b.benjamin
Daily Mail article about her McDonald's tantrum: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ager-told-wait-TWO-MINUTES-fresh-cookies.html

Kind of reminds me of that one woman at the drive-through in the Kiwi Streams around the time I joined. Something about screaming about assuming her final form if she didn't get her chicken nuggets and threatening to go Super Saiyan.

 

[chimpburgers]

Why has no one slapped this ratchety-ass cunt upside her stupid head yet? Holy fucking shit, this is a lady with some severe entitlement issues who, frankly, needs to be put in her place. Good lord.

I'd like to see more of her going nuts first before that happens, and if it does happen, I'd like that to create another chance for her to give us more content acting out.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Now that I think about it, she would definitely fit in with tumblr.

She's already a disabled black woman who almost certainly suffers from mental illness and/or a personality disorder. She'd just need to declare herself trans and lesbian and she'd be Tumblr Jesus.