Bread is not food. - It is an eating utensil.

[Penis Drager]

You use it as a vehicle to bring the desired food into your mouth. It's an edible eating utensil, sure. But that does not make it food any more than edible panties are.

 

[Just A Butt]

what about pretzels?

 

[Penis Drager]

what about pretzels?

What about em?

 

[Just A Butt]

well they're kind of bread, right?
so are they food or nah?

 

[Penis Drager]

Nah. They are a vehicle for salt.
Or if you're a degenerate...

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

it's a main dish in the great slavic cuisine stfu you stoopid westnoid

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

If you eat it it's food you retarded niggerfaggot
Kill yourself so as to remove your influence from the genepool

 

[crustylemon]

try a bread sandwich

 

[Penis Drager]

it's a main dish in the great slavic cuisine stfu you stoopid westnoid

Slavs aren't people. Maybe it's food to them but so is grass to a cow or christian blood to a jew. Obviously we're talking human food here.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Twin Peaks taught me a baguette with Brie and Butter is a food.

 

[Grub]

Bread's the finest food scooping, sauce slurping, butter absorbing, meat and cheese containing, toastable, fryable, stackable food consuming accessory around.

 

[Dagobert]

What about a bagel? A plain bagel is clearly food, is a type of bread, and doesn't carry anything.

 

[Pocket]

I think this argument only works when you have two pieces of bread with something inside. But what about toast and butter. I don't think that you're using the toast to get the butter to your mouth but rather using butter to make the toast (main food) yummy.

 

[Grub]

I think this argument only works when you have two pieces of bread with something inside. But what about toast and butter. I don't think that you're using the toast to get the butter to your mouth but rather using butter to make the toast (main food) yummy.

No, toast is simply an excuse to consume tasty melted butter. Kind of like popcorn.

 

[Gun Safety]

I think bread is overrated, it's only purpose is for burgers and sandwiches. Of course, those things are great, but bread any other way is not very interesting. If you really want to soak up tasty sauce you have to go with white rice, more surface area for the sauce to adhere.

This doesn't apply to cornbread which serves a niche of being bread that's not good for sandwiches but actually worth eating by itself.

 

[Shidoen]

Step 1: Get a Baguette
Step 2: Cut Baguette by quarters
Step 3: Make hole using finger in the bread
Step 4: Pour flavored drink (Dr. Pepper if you ain't a faggot)
Step 5: Enjoy flavored drink bread

 

[Pocket]

No, toast is simply an excuse to consume tasty melted butter.

I guess you really do need an excuse to eat butter, taking a bite straight out of the stick might be socially unacceptable.

 

[Gun Safety]

I guess you really do need an excuse to eat butter, taking a bite straight out of the stick might be socially unacceptable.

Is butter on crackers acceptable? Never seen anyone do it but it doesn't feel especially fat to do that.

 

[Grub]

I guess you really do need an excuse to eat butter, taking a bite straight off the stick might be socially unacceptable.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Are you sure? People use to stand in long lines in the soviet union to get some bread. If that's not food then I don't know what is.