Bread is not food. - It is an eating utensil.

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Bread, for lack of a better word, is good. Bread is right, bread works.

Bread clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Bread, in all of its forms; flat bread, corn bread, yeast bread; bread has marked the upward surge of mankind.

And bread, you mark my words, will not only save KiwiFarms, but that other malfunctioning message board called the USA.

Thank you very much.
 
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Gun Safety said:
Is butter on crackers acceptable? Never seen anyone do it but it doesn't feel especially fat to do that.
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You'd have to put a little square of solid butter on top for that to work. They are too crispy to absorb melted butter. I know crackers work well with cream cheese but butter doesn't seem to be a good match.
 
Pocket said:
You'd have to put a little square of solid butter on top for that to work. They are too crispy to absorb melted butter. I know crackers work well with cream cheese but butter doesn't seem to be a good match.
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Unlike most American's I don't pussy out. I don't keep my butter in a fridge, that stuff sits in a dish on the counter, perfectly spreadable on crackers whenever the need arises. But yeah, a cold slice of butter on a cracker sounds terrible. I don't get why people put butter in the fridge unless you don't plan on using it for over a week, at worst it will go a little sour, never been sick from it.
 
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Gun Safety said:
Unlike most American's I don't pussy out. I don't keep my butter in a fridge, that stuff sits in a dish on the counter, perfectly spreadable on crackers whenever the need arises. But yeah, a cold slice of butter on a cracker sounds terrible. I don't get why people put butter in the fridge unless you don't plan on using it for over a week, at worst it will go a little sour, never been sick from it.
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Putting butter in the fridge is the kind of neurotic spergery that Americans excel at.
 
Bread is a food accessory.

Think about it. You don't really need a scarf, or a bracelet, or a tie. But you like that they make you look better or feel better. Bread is the same thing. You can't live without it (unless you hate yourself) even though its not the most nutritious food.
 
Gun Safety said:
Unlike most American's I don't pussy out. I don't keep my butter in a fridge, that stuff sits in a dish on the counter, perfectly spreadable on crackers whenever the need arises. But yeah, a cold slice of butter on a cracker sounds terrible. I don't get why people put butter in the fridge unless you don't plan on using it for over a week, at worst it will go a little sour, never been sick from it.
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Try leaving butter out of the fridge in the tropics.
 
What if you used bread to eat edible panties?
 
I eat bread rolls wit nothing else sometimes good to know I'm a tool-eater.
 
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