Breast Growth Hypnosis

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Son of Big Boss said:
I can't believe he actually thinks this shit works.
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Of course he thinks it works. This is Chris we're talking about. If he found something online that said drinking your own piss makes your breasts bigger he'd break out the fapcup and put it to new use faster than you can say Sonichu.
 
Milktheturtle said:
We all know that Chris is really guillible but holy shit that's dumb.
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The funny thing is that Chris is far from alone in this. Breast enlargement seems to catch a lot of suckers. Like vibrating bras for the purposes of breast enlargement are a thing. (I don't think there's any scientific evidence that it does anything, but people can get pretty desperate when it comes to the size of their genitalia.)
 
Well, I gave it a try, and now I regret it. I passed out with it playing on repeat, and when I woke up I was somewhere in Tijuana. The good news is that I have vast, womanly bosoms. The bad news is that I am missing a kidney.
 
Imagine the auditory sensations from inside the Chandler household on a quiet winter's night.

From upstairs a mysterious mechanical buzzing is broken only by a periodic tap,
The unmotivated clicking of hard plastic barely audible over an eerie unceasing hum like ambience to a horror flick.
The inaudible chatter of sitcom reruns emanate from the floor beneath,
Hushed as if to avoid waking a sleeping giant.

A gramophone plays a tune of days gone by.
A fitting requiem for whom death awaits.


"*sigh*"
 
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MongyPleb said:
The comments on this made me wonder if Chris'll ever decide smoking weed is a good idea and try it out.
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Honestly I'd be quite interested in seeing what Chris is like on weed. I wouldn't have him take 'hard' drugs, but I'm genuinely curious as to the kind of content he'd produce while on a weed high.
 
We're just waiting until Chris asks for breast implants in exchange for a hundred Amiibos. It's gonna happen.
 
Marvin said:
The funny thing is that Chris is far from alone in this. Breast enlargement seems to catch a lot of suckers.
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Promise to fix something that is wrong with a lot of people and you'll get a lot of suckers. For instance, fake baldness treatments. Penis enlargement scams. Breast enlargement scams. Anything where people attribute their failure in life to something, you can sell them something to fix it. Scamming 101.
 
Marvin said:
The funny thing is that Chris is far from alone in this. Breast enlargement seems to catch a lot of suckers. Like vibrating bras for the purposes of breast enlargement are a thing. (I don't think there's any scientific evidence that it does anything, but people can get pretty desperate when it comes to the size of their genitalia.)
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Chris was incredibly insecure about his duck, so it's only normal he would feel the same about his breasts. Chris tries to be different, but he never really changes.
 
According to his YouTube channel, this was not a one time thing.

Chris has gone back to the video today: He 'Liked' it 58 minutes ago.

He could be watching it and growing his chest right now.
 
Oh, that's not the only subliminal "hypnosis" video that Chris might be interested in trying out.


This one's part 2. There used to be a part 1, but it was taken down for violating Youtube's terms of service even though all it sounded like was a sine wave tone with running water and jungle bird noises (with no audible "hypnosis").
 
Chris commented on the video.

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I like how most people work 45-50 hour work weeks and Chris gets to stay home all day playing with Legos, his PS4, and staring at a screen in hopes he'll have not man tits someday.
 
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