Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Way back before he was making pronouncements about the danger of termites, even before he joined Nation of Islam, Louis Farrakhan was a calypso singer who went by the name of The Charmer.

When Christine Jorgenson became the first celebrity tranny after going to Denmark for vaginoplasty, The Charmer paid homage to the Louis Jordan hit Is You Is or Is You Ain't (My Baby) and in 1954 recorded Is She Is, Or Is She Ain't.

Key lyrics: "With this modern surgery / To change him from He to She / But behind that lipstick, rouge, and paint / I've got to know -- is She is or is She ain't". By the end of the song he concludes "But behind that lipstick, rouge, and paint / What you think she is, oh I know she ain't."

And this is the song that runs through my mind when I see pics of John.

 
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Kosher Dill said:
I hear it sort of like Jimmy Dean narrating "Big Bad John"... which is a fitting title :lol:
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AnOminous said:
I hear Johnny Cash's rendition of "Tennessee Stud" because of someone's post earlier in the thread. "Mississippi John was long and lean. . ."
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I hear Johnny Cash's "The Man Comes Around." Probably because after reading every couple of sentences I say, "When the trans comes around."

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@Kosher Dill knows what's up. This is the only correct answer.
Every mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big John
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I hear Johnny Cash's "The Man Comes Around." Probably because after reading every couple of sentences I say, "When the trans comes around."

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We need to get one of our video editing niggers to redo the Dawn of the Dead remake intro (which used that song) to feature a compilation of Wu flailing and snarling

EDIT: hell upon rewatching it you can even tinker with the opening quotes in the intro
"is this an international health hazard, or a military concern?"
*cut to brief flash of a wu ghoul snarl*
"both"
"is this creature a man or a woman?"
*cut to wu flailing and snarling as somebody in the background shouts "HOLD IT DOWN!"*
".....we dont know"
 
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Particle Bored said:
Every mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big John
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Hey, if it ends with Brianna buried alive at the bottom of a mineshaft, I'm game.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
At the bottom of this stinkditch lies a big, big man.
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The mental image of the Wu-Wendigo being birthed from Ahuviya's stink ditch may well be the most horrifying thing this forum has ever created

It would be like this but like a trillion times worse

EDIT: ok I think I know how to make it that much more horrifying....
Imagine the Wu-Wendigo being birthed from Ahuviya's stink ditch....but the stink ditch has vagina-dentata with Nick Bate teeth

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Peace and Harmony said:
John Flynt, chief software engineer at ALL the social media companies.

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"but I won't name them because who gives a fuck"

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Welp, as always I am inspired by the bravery you display in making vague and unsubstantiated claims, John. It's important to stand for something, no matter how nebulous or imaginary that something may be.

But at least you got to stuff your fat head for free -- no one can take that away from you.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
John Flynt, chief software engineer at ALL the social media companies.

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"but I won't name them because who gives a fuck"

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No men were involved in this protest, of course. None at all. Only women and troons. Maybe that's why they weren't listened to - 2 women and a gaggle of YOU'RE LITERALLY MURDERING US YOU NAZI types aren't exactly what most people would call logical and persuasive.

If anything, this should be a warning tale about how useless endless protest meetings with long expenses lists are, and how they get nothing done.
 
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