Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Strine said:
I don't think Wu is intellectually deficient, just a spoilt sociopath who didn't pass classes because it involved work. People with genuine intellectual impairments are typically fairly honest and they know they need to work hard. Wu's stupid, parasitic behaviour is nurture, not nature.
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We'll have to agree to disagree on this.

I regard much of what John does as symptomatic of impaired cognition. The ludicrous inability to spell common words. The profound ignorance of what passes for common knowledge among middle school students of math, science, history, and civics. The demented, ill-informed raving at his many enemies. The constant, pathological lying, much of which contradicts his previous lies.

This is not narcissism or sociopathy. This is the manifestation of an IQ in the mid-70s to low 80s.
 
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They don't give a damn what you think, John.

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
This is not narcissism or sociopathy. This is the manifestation of an IQ in the mid-70s to low 80s.
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Low IQ and moral imbecility would be my guess. It's not so much actual sociopathy or narcissism as it is a mind so undeveloped that it never got as far as growing a conscience. And never will.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
They don't give a damn what you think, John.

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John looks at that and thinks, "Oh that is so kawaii, they look just like me and Frank! Donnie has his Trophy Wife, and Frank has me!!! Squeeeeee! We are both such pretty princesses!!!"

Why do I get the feeling that the whole Donnie Wahlberg thing is all part of John retconning his history to prove that he was once a young tween girl who had New Kids on the Block posters in his bedroom?
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
We'll have to agree to disagree on this.

I regard much of what John does as symptomatic of impaired cognition. The ludicrous inability to spell common words. The profound ignorance of what passes for common knowledge among middle school students of math, science, history, and civics. The demented, ill-informed raving at his many enemies. The constant, pathological lying, much of which contradicts his previous lies.

This is not narcissism or sociopathy. This is the manifestation of an IQ in the mid-70s to low 80s.
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Well we can trust you, you're a doctor.

(No, seriously, I'm reading your post in Dr. Strangelove's voice and it's killing me.)

I do think there's something pathological in Brianna Wu; there's something pathological in a lot of lolcows. So many of them need to have someone intervene enough to get them offline so they stop making fools out of themselves and inviting misery into their lives.

Of course, Frank Wu instead decided to bankroll Brianna's Congressional run and keep the public spotlight on here well past the point of absurdity. You gotta wonder if he secretly hates her.
 
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Winnie the Poohnani said:
Why do I get the feeling that the whole Donnie Wahlberg thing is all part of John retconning his history to prove that he was once a young tween girl who had New Kids on the Block posters in his bedroom?
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As far as John's fictional histories go, this is closer to reality than most.

He was a teenage boy whose bedroom walls were plastered with Marky Mark's Calvin Klein underwear ads.
 
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Mola Ram said:
(No, seriously, I'm reading your post in Dr. Strangelove's voice and it's killing me.)
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You've been doing that too? Interesting.

Mola Ram said:
I do think there's something pathological in Brianna Wu; there's something pathological in a lot of lolcows.
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Anyone who has observed Wu for any length of time and doesn't sense pathology is probably a lolcow. The exact nature of the pathology is good sport to speculate upon, but the fact is manifest.

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Of course, Frank Wu instead decided to bankroll Brianna's Congressional run and keep the public spotlight on here well past the point of absurdity. You gotta wonder if he secretly hates her.
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It's sadder than that, IMO. For a lolcow, an enabler is worse than an enemy.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
We'll have to agree to disagree on this.

I regard much of what John does as symptomatic of impaired cognition. The ludicrous inability to spell common words. The profound ignorance of what passes for common knowledge among middle school students of math, science, history, and civics. The demented, ill-informed raving at his many enemies. The constant, pathological lying, much of which contradicts his previous lies.

This is not narcissism or sociopathy. This is the manifestation of an IQ in the mid-70s to low 80s.
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At first I was going to point out that a successful scammer isn't going to have a below average IQ, but then I realized that Wu has never successfully scammed anyone without the help of money or all the contacts money and a Chinese paypig can buy. John Flynt would never have needed Frank if he were a good scammer.

This is good for John, since if he were a dedicated and skillful scammer rather than the sort of scams he's run like his patreon and political campaign, then he'd either be in jail or worse, called out and exposed in the media by his own team for what he's done. An actual scam Wu for Congress campaign would probably have been bad enough to get FEC attention and sanctions, and would have been prominent enough to draw Lynch's ire and some critical investigation.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Well we can trust you, you're a doctor.

(No, seriously, I'm reading your post in Dr. Strangelove's voice and it's killing me.)
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AprilRains said:
You've been doing that too? Interesting.
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As long as you're both taking your cues from this scene, you're on the right track. Animals could be bred and . . . schlaughtered.

 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Good thing you hadn't cut off your cock at the time yet or they would have certainly had no problem stringing your ass up.

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Now Miss'ippi John who was never a man,
Went out protesting the Klu Klux Klan.
Protested them so hard they ran away,
Once they saw John'd took their 'L' away.

Now lemme tell you about the time Miss'ippi John took time off from calling people sand nigger and protested the Klu Klux Klan. You know them now as the Ku Klux Klan, but that's because they ran into Ol' Miss'ippi John, and this the story about how he tricked them robed codgerpots outta their first L.

When Ol' Miss'ippi John was in college for journalism, after learning about how to run a successful business from his family while growing up dirt poor in the backwoods of Mississippi, John learned the Klu Klux Klan was coming to his campus. Now John had never forgiven for trying to lynch him when he was younger (a fate he'd survived because of his for'tious lack of spine) or for managing to kill him before he'd started college for being an uppity woman. So John decided he was going to get a little payback.
So, taking a radical stand for a college student, especially one the 80s, he decided he was gunna protest.

Now them KKK boys were good Southern Boys who didn't spook at no nothin', but when they marched to that campus and saw 6'5" of towering black-dressed femininity with a five-o-clock shadow in front of them, well, all them grant wizards and cyclopses went as white as the sheets they was wearing. But things were about to go from bad to worse, cause John sprung his trap and had the College Republicans form up beside him on his left and his right. They knew there was no way they was going to protect the culture and hertiage of the ol' south against a woman so wily & charismatic he was able to get the College Republicans to form up with him, and the only way out was gunna be an orderly retreat.

But ol Miss'ippi John wasn't gonna let them get away that easy, not after they'd killed him that summer for being a black child. So Miss'ippi John ran after them white-sheeted yellow bellies and ripped the 'L' in 'KLU' right off their banner. The Imperial Dragon wanted to got get it back, but was overridden by the Grand Imperial Half-Elf Bard. He was the smartest of them by far, smart enough to know they wasn't gonna be able to get one over on Miss'ippi John. "We ain't never getting that back. We just gonna be the Ku Klux Klan now." he said, admitting defeat as they all turned around and went home in shame.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
The "Stochastic terrorism" thing is twice as exceptional because of its origin and particularly its description.



Seriously, look at that shit. You put a pot of water on the stove and as it heats up wolves come out to kill jews because of Reddit. It should be called Schrödinger's 'tard, a thought experiment on the nature of brain cells decaying.
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Given that we live in an infinite universe and time is infinite, why even bother boiling the water?

"Some random thing entirely outside of our control will eventually happen at an undetermined time somewhere in the future" seems like a pretty half-assed/baked political strategy.
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Good thing you hadn't cut off your cock at the time yet or they would have certainly had no problem stringing your ass up.

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I was hoping this would be an easy bust, but apparently Fox News was founded late 1996.

(though I did learn that the mega-racists at Ole Miss banned anyone acting in an official capacity from flying the Stars and Bars in fucking 1983)
 
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Now Miss'ippi John who was never a man,
Went out protesting the Klu Klux Klan.
Protested them so hard they ran away,
Once they saw John'd took their 'L' away.

Now lemme tell you about the time Miss'ippi John took time off from calling people sand nigger and protested the Klu Klux Klan. You know them now as the Ku Klux Klan, but that's because they ran into Ol' Miss'ippi John, and this the story about how he tricked them robed codgerpots outta their first L.

When Ol' Miss'ippi John was in college for journalism, after learning about how to run a successful business from his family while growing up dirt poor in the backwoods of Mississippi, John learned the Klu Klux Klan was coming to his campus. Now John had never forgiven for trying to lynch him when he was younger (a fate he'd survived because of his for'tious lack of spine) or for managing to kill him before he'd started college for being an uppity woman. So John decided he was going to get a little payback.
So, taking a radical stand for a college student, especially one the 80s, he decided he was gunna protest.

Now them KKK boys were good Southern Boys who didn't spook at no nothin', but when they marched to that campus and saw 6'5" of towering black-dressed femininity with a five-o-clock shadow in front of them, well, all them grant wizards and cyclopses went as white as the sheets they was wearing. But things were about to go from bad to worse, cause John sprung his trap and had the College Republicans form up beside him on his left and his right. They knew there was no way they was going to protect the culture and hertiage of the ol' south against a woman so wily & charismatic he was able to get the College Republicans to form up with him, and the only way out was gunna be an orderly retreat.

But ol Miss'ippi John wasn't gonna let them get away that easy, not after they'd killed him that summer for being a black child. So Miss'ippi John ran after them white-sheeted yellow bellies and ripped the 'L' in 'KLU' right off their banner. The Imperial Dragon wanted to got get it back, but was overridden by the Grand Imperial Half-Elf Bard. He was the smartest of them by far, smart enough to know they wasn't gonna be able to get one over on Miss'ippi John. "We ain't never getting that back. We just gonna be the Ku Klux Klan now." he said, admitting defeat as they all turned around and went home in shame.
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I swear to god while I was reading that I heard it in the voiceover from when the Duke boys was flying across the teevee screen in the General Lee. But that was in another country (Georgia), and besides, the Dukes is dead. Which, I think, saves us from John dressing up like he thinks he's Daisy Duke.
 
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