BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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Someone will 100% send him money. They always do. Chris literally somehow always finds a way.

That said, if he goes we may see some fun content out it.

If he doesn’t go, we will likely see some pissy tweets but that’ll be about it.

I’m sitting here wondering why, with all his super powers and super hubbies, he can’t just get teleported there and sleep at a friend’s in the other dimension. Seems like a cheap option.
 
4Macie said:
Someone will 100% send him money. They always do. Chris literally somehow always finds a way.

That said, if he goes we may see some fun content out it.

If he doesn’t go, we will likely see some pissy tweets but that’ll be about it.
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Considering that this is "The Last Bronycon"; If he misses it I'm expecting a minor meltdown.
 
I don't know what'd be more hilarious Chris making an ass out of himself if he goes or the level 5 shitshow if he misses out
 
Someone will pay his way but even if they didn’t there’s no chance he wouldn’t go. I fully believe Barb could be in her deathbed and he wouldn’t miss the last Bronycon,
 
How many people are even going to attend in the first place? Is it just going to be Chris and three other dudes, two of whom are Kiwi Farms Elite Field Autists?
 
Chris is guaranteed to get that money. If there's one thing Chris is good at, it's getting autistic goofs to give him money. He's been doing it for years now.
 
CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
How many people are even going to attend in the first place? Is it just going to be Chris and three other dudes, two of whom are Kiwi Farms Elite Field Autists?
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While bronies are dying off all too slowly, they did get 5.5k to show up last year. I'm sure many will put down whatever they're currently jerking off to for one last ride.
 
If he ends up going, the thing I am most excited about is him telling the creators about Celestia telling him there needs to be 5 more seasons only to be told “That isn’t happening, the show is ending this year.”
 
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lol, the cognitive dissonance.
 
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"I'm doing what I'm supposed to so please help me get to Bronycon!"

Chris clearly still thinks "if I do what I'm supposed to I'll rewarded for it that's how life works".
Goes along with his belief of "if I say sorry everything is okay".
Chris sees comics as his "job" or what he's "supposed to do" but what happened to "I don't need a job I'M A GOD"?
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break these cuffs said:
While bronies are dying off all too slowly, they did get 5.5k to show up last year. I'm sure many will put down whatever they're currently jerking off to for one last ride.
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They open the closet, dust off the old Rainbow Dash hoodie, and say "One more con. For old times sake."
More of a wake than anything really.
 
My next con is August 24th. Instead of begging I am paying Down my credit card, upgrading to platinum and work my ass off.

I gotta start saving too.
 
CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
They open the closet, dust off the old Rainbow Dash hoodie, and say "One more con. For old times sake."
More of a wake than anything really.
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I really want some video of thousands of autists crying over this. Chris in full on hedgehog mode. I'm sure there will be some kind of autistic ceremony. This could be glorious.
 
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