BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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Xochi said:
After his recent displays of telekinesis, his CPU powers are totally depleted. Moving that stone was a major drain on resources. It takes a few weeks to recharge. If Chris wears the Amnyfest Ring and the medallion at the same time and also sends me $500, it recharges quicker (definitely enough to have a full charge by BronyCon 2019) but I don't think he knows that.
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Chronicle remake about Chris’ life when?
 
Truthboi said:
No one cares that you’re better than some mentally disabled man child.
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Like I wanna project that. Like why the fuck would he beg and not use the tugboat to get him across the State into Maryland?

He fucking uses the tugboat and didn't save $100 a month. That be $1200 a year, which would be quite enough for him especially if he took a train or plane.

Charlottesville to Baltimore would be like $40. Fatty would be at his Galloping Gala and scissoring like Bonobos in no time.

And he's going to squander about $1500 more than he needs to. He won't even stay at a clean but budget hotel like Days Inn. He's gonna go to the Hilton again.
 
Xochi said:
After his recent displays of telekinesis, his CPU powers are totally depleted. Moving that stone was a major drain on resources. It takes a few weeks to recharge. If Chris wears the Amnyfest Ring and the medallion at the same time and also sends me $500, it recharges quicker (definitely enough to have a full charge by BronyCon 2019) but I don't think he knows that.
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That's very convenient. It's almost as if Chris is just making it up as he goes along.
 
Maybe if he attends he will finally find a boyfriend free sweetheart who will offer him some hanky panky and the chance to stick his bent duck into her China!
 
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Any idea who @zaylunargazer is? Sounds like Chris know him/her personally.
 
boku-chan said:
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"I'm doing what I'm supposed to so please help me get to Bronycon!"

Chris clearly still thinks "if I do what I'm supposed to I'll rewarded for it that's how life works".
Goes along with his belief of "if I say sorry everything is okay".
Chris sees comics as his "job" or what he's "supposed to do" but what happened to "I don't need a job I'M A GOD"?
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This reads exactly like it was written by a kid who was an asshole all year long, but now it's 2 weeks before Christmas and "look how good I have been".

CoolGuyHitler said:
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Any idea who @zaylunargazer is? Sounds like Chris know him/her personally.
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LOL like he would have $6000 in the bank right now, if it wasn't for that damn Idea Guy! He would have just bought $6k worth of toys and games with it if the incident never happened, and be in the exact same place he is right now.
 
Xochi said:
but he forgets to do the bare minimum interactions with his actual friends who want to know him
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It's a small quibble, but in this case Chris did it right by just doing what he's always done, been lazy. Those Sarah and Steve spergs fully expected to be his full-on tard wranglers but they underestimated how much Chris hasn't changed. You can only nudge and cajole him so far, at a certain point he's just gonna give up because effort is hard and cartoons are easy.
 
Brian Butterfield said:
It's a small quibble, but in this case Chris did it right by just doing what he's always done, been lazy. Those Sarah and Steve spergs fully expected to be his full-on tard wranglers but they underestimated how much Chris hasn't changed. You can only nudge and cajole him so far, at a certain point he's just gonna give up because effort is hard and cartoons are easy.
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Yeah, Sarah and Steve were rétarded if they expected anything different from Chris, but I still find it amusing that he goes about making friends in this way. His basic notion of how to acquire and maintain friendships is completely ass-backwards, but in the Classic Chris days he would dispense advice on making friends like he was some kind of trendy urban socialite.
 
Why would he need to be in bronycon when he can go directly to c-197's ponyland? He can go there anytime and anywhere.
For a brony, it's so much better to visit ponyland than a conventions full of autistic neckbeards.
 
There's no way that piece of shit van is making it to Brony-con. Not to mention it cost Chris like 4,000 dollars last year, 2000 of that being useless plastic trash he bought at the con. There's going to be an amazing meltdown this year.
 
CoolGuyHitler said:
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Any idea who @zaylunargazer is? Sounds like Chris know him/her personally.
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Lol... embezzlement?! You paid two gay Autistic losers to play make believe with you, Chris. This is how selfish and entitled Chris is. He expects everyone to fix his shitty problems, so he can walk away without any consequences. " Hey, guise!! Dey took 6,000 from me, so you should give me 10,000 USD because I iz your Goddess!!"
 
zap2theextreme said:
There's no way that piece of shit van is making it to Brony-con. Not to mention it cost Chris like 4,000 dollars last year, 2000 of that being useless plastic trash he bought at the con. There's going to be an amazing meltdown this year.
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If Chris were wise he would get an Uber. He did it before anyway
 
zap2theextreme said:
There's going to be an amazing meltdown this year.
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I don't know, I feel like the people at BronyCon will be more accepting of Chris's advances considering they're all degenerates as well, meaning he wouldn't be thrown out and forced to go into Hedgehog Defensive Mode. Hell, under the right circumstances he might actually get laid, with permission of his hubbys and wifeys of course.
 
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