💀 Horrorcow Bryan Johnson / Don't Die movement - How far would you go to live forever?

fuckault said:
NYT Article is up. Archive.

He already tweeted about it. Archive.
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This man is gay and I'm almost certain something is going on with him and his son. At the very very least some kind of an unhealthy co-dependancy, but I think the reason he freaked out about the NYT is he was afraid they were going to expose his strange relationship, and when the article came out as a nothingburger he was relieved. He seems to take criticism well until he thought they had something serious on him. Hes definitely gay though, the age anxiety just seems like an attempt to avoid twink death. Also what straight man proclaims he has the "anus of an 18 year old". This man is deeply gay.
 
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Used to think him and his content were respectable, but after seeing these archives of him here it’s definitely cringeworthy. He’s starting to look more in tune with Zac Efron with the square face
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Dr. Butt said:
Old rich guys dyeing their hair and living in fear that someone may find out they dye their hair is so fucking funny to me. It's like how bottle-blonde women lived in 1962, truly we have reached a sort of gender equality here.
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It is really funny, it’s a crap dye job too. His skin is too pale for that colour and it’s too solid. Even dafter because grey hair looks just fine on men, whether it’s a few strands or a full head. Embrace it, gentlemen. Live the silver fox era!
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Having body fat helps once you get older.
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Urgh yeah it really does.
It’s interesting watching people around you age. I’m at that age where people who are the same within a few years can look so incredibly different depending on genetics and lifestyle. tanning and smoking seem to be the worst for it, but some people just have blessed genes. I think a good strong bone structure under it all helps. I am convinced that heavy makeup and over complicated skincare stuff wrecks your skin too.
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Ross has been indoors - UV really ages you. That’s about the only advantage of a ten stretch, poor bloke. (Your daily reminder that raping children while brown in the UK gets you at max a quarter of that sort of sentence…)
 
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Used to think him and his content were respectable, but after seeing these archives of him here it’s definitely cringeworthy. He’s starting to look more in tune with Zac Efron with the square face
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Which of his 10,000 lotions and potions and whacky notions has caused that weird pectoral gap though? And one of his tits is noticeably lower than the other! More than that though, you can tell he's really bonkers because who in their right mind wears white denim?
 
Was watching Kim Kardashian on the Call Her Daddy podcast and she mentions that if she were to date someone, it would have to be either a "lawyer or a longevity scientist who could give {her} all his secrets." Very specific comment... Kim has met Bryan at one of his dinners that he hosts. It was on her show. She seemed to like him
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Here he is telling her, Khloe, and Kris about his hearty erections. She seems intrigued. Go get her, Bry!
 
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Bryan Johnson might have discovered a way to sweat and cum the microplastics out of his body. He just needs to be naked with his sons for 20 minutes a day to do it.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
Was watching Kim Kardashian on the Call Her Daddy podcast and she mentions that if she were to date someone, it would have to be either a "lawyer or a longevity scientist who could give {her} all his secrets." Very specific comment... Kim has met Bryan at one of his dinners that he hosts. It was on her show. She seemed to like him
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Why does she need a longevity scientist? That cunt is 95% micro plastic already.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
Was watching Kim Kardashian on the Call Her Daddy podcast and she mentions that if she were to date someone, it would have to be either a "lawyer or a longevity scientist who could give {her} all his secrets." Very specific comment... Kim has met Bryan at one of his dinners that he hosts. It was on her show. She seemed to like him
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Here he is telling her, Khloe, and Kris about his hearty erections. She seems intrigued. Go get her, Bry!
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Any guy bragging about his erections likely has limp noodle dick.
 
As expected from a Mormon, only a moron would be this fucking crazy. I am curious to see what kind of results we will get out of his lunacy and fuck you money. It likely won't amount to much but you never know down the line.
 
. Good news, he might be live streaming some of it on youtube on Sunday. People in the comments are trying to talk him out of showing his trip live but he's showing day 2, not day one. I'm not sure if he's taking the whole 5 grams at once or spreading it out over the weekend.
 
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