Lolcow Bryan Silva / OutterSpaceSWAG / BryanGRATATASilva / CubanSwagPapi / Dr. Bryan Silva Ph.D - Wigger, Drug abuser, Gay Pornstar, Self-Help Guru, Rapper and Bodybuilder

[Black Waltz]

No. Guys with dicks like that just spell pain for most women. Only guys are obsessed with dick size, though women may joke about it.

There’s a reason the guy is doing gay porn - lots of gay men will over look a face for a huge cock. Lots of size queens in the gay world.

But there are very few women who would be interested in any man with a dick that size due to the pain factor, myself included.

I don't think that very many gay men would want a dick that big inside them either.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

It's actually kind of difficult to tell the actual size from the photos. I really don't want to look at them for too long, lest the face haunt my nightmares, but there are at least three different sizes there.

Can we add "big dick but doesn't help" in the thread title?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

His whole body is fucking confusing. I'm pretty sure he weighs even less than me. He's super skinny but has defined muscles and a monster cock. And his chin looks like someone hit it with a hammer repeatedly. It's dented!

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

Well I have a new favorite Lolcow!

 

[DatBepisTho]

Ten 's out of ten;
Dude's everything is weird af and probably not even normal-faced twinks want him near them. Size queen or no.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I find myself wondering at what age he started shaving his armpits?

I haven't gone searching yet, but he doesn't seem to reference the one thing straight guys who do gay porn have to do. . .which is take Viagra or some other involuntary erection inducing medication. From the thread info so far it seems he gets an erection when having gay sex because he's attracted to men. Has he mentioned boner pills?

 

[DrunkJoe]

So this guy is the real life version of malibu' most wanted?

 

[Jozef]

He's probably a little below average height with a little above average cock, that's why it looks so big. A lot of porn stars that seem like they have huge dicks are like that.

Holy shit is he ever ugly, but in some shots, his body isn't bad at all, I will admit.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Ten 's out of ten;
Dude's everything is weird af and probably not even normal-faced twinks want him near them. Size queen or no.

I have a fan theory. He was born a horse but around four or five years ago someone who was partially blind shaved him down to human shape like they do to baby carrots.

 

[HurriedBeanbag]

So Chris went back to the clinic to complain about the picture. Best case scenario, we get hilarious twitter interactions between the two, or, Chris gets gunned down in his driveway...

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So is the teen he's with in some of his photos his girlfriend or someone he wants to pretend to be his girlfriend? Some photos she looks alright, others it looks like her face is a bit swollen like it's been stun by an insect or just got home from the dentist.

 

[Rogowski]

Shout out to @neural for throwing together such a comprehensive OP like an hour after I made an off-hand comment about how he needed his own thread. I'm legit surprised he didn't have a thread of his own before this. I've half assed followed this guy's antics for a few years now.

I forgot to quote the comment when I read it earlier in this thread but to the person who speculated that he doesn't run his Twitter:

When he was locked up he had someone else tweeting for him and he prolly did it for money since there were random tweets thrown in shilling for random bullshit.

 

[Scorpiondo]

Funny how a lot of this thread are people just talking about this dude's dick size.

 

[Ryker]

He's very passionate about gay pornography.

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My favourite line of Bryan logic in this waterfall of "I am not gay but do gay porn" posts:

"How am I gay if I have my eyes closed during the gay porn rut fest?"

 

[Done]

Shout out to @neural for throwing together such a comprehensive OP like an hour after I made an off-hand comment about how he needed his own thread.

No problem, I was working on it a few hours before that, and I had help, but it really didn't take too much time to find his footprint, he puts a lot of his life online, and it's all interconnected.

 

[Trombonista]

I am not used to lolcows with big wieners.

I've been waiting for this thread, but I'm gonna have to dock you all your points for not including his fucked up mugshot
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His Adam's apple is huge too. I guess that's how you can gauge a guy's dick size.

 

[theshep]

His porn name is "Max Payne"

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=134595808
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1431999593

NSFW. I'd hope you wouldn't actually need me to tell you Pornhub was NSFW.

 

[Mason Verger]

I just skimmed Bryan twitter and.. he's actually kinda witty. Once you get past all the "suck my 10 inch dick dawg" he's got some good self deprecating humor in there.

 

[Rogowski]

I wonder how many of you faggots in this thread are genuinely aroused?

 

[WC 027]

He looks like a rejected TCAP predator