Canada is a failed state

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Is there any practical way I can mass-import KF users from the UK and Canada?
If Trump doesn't manage to annex us - please god let that happen, it'd be so fucking funny even before all the improvements being American would bring - PLEASE let us know if you find a way. This frozen shithole isn't even worth defending,

Fucking hell, Kiwifarms itself could probably roll the country in like, a weekend. Probably wouldn't even need guns for it, just call people up here faggots and watch them wilt...
 
There is no way Canadians don't blame the Liberals for the Tariffs. After all the Liberals are getting voted out / decimated to Kim Campbell tier Conservatives (same deal with the NDP only holding onto their storngholds)
Liberals are going to leave the Conservatives holding the bag and smugly saying "told you so" The same way you are seeing liberals in America blaming Trump for not immediately lowering inflation after seven days and for the airport crash that just happened.
 
If Trump doesn't manage to annex us - please god let that happen, it'd be so fucking funny even before all the improvements being American would bring - PLEASE let us know if you find a way. This frozen shithole isn't even worth defending,

Fucking hell, Kiwifarms itself could probably roll the country in like, a weekend. Probably wouldn't even need guns for it, just call people up here faggots and watch them wilt...


Total annexation is only practical from a military standpoint during a global conflict. Better to control Canada from your own border the way China does now and America used to. At best Canada would become a niggerfied Puerto Rico type territory and 2nd class if that. The millions upon millions of jeet terrorists, Chinks and rest of the trash aren't about to get US passports in Trump's America.

Can see Alberta though. Geographically feasible. That's a big feather in Trump's cap and not a single thing the Canadian government can do about it except send that nazi cunt to complain to Russia at the UN security counsel. The irony.
 
A shitty stupid country made proud by shitty stupid retards. I can’t go to a library without Weimar German levels of rot. GG, this nation has his heels cut decades ago. This was always the intention.
Come on now. Weimar still had Germans who were the most industrial and innovative people at the time.

We got jeets.
 
Buddy... It's ROUGH
KF should have a UK/Canada employee group that suspiciously consists only of relatively pregnant married white women, who need to come to the USA with their families on an L-1 non-immigrant visa.

The pressing corporate need will end when magic soil citizenship does.
 
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One thing I don't really get... in America, the TV likes to say that American tariffs will hurt America and not hurt Canada, but in Canada, the TV likes to say that American tariffs will benefit America and not hurt Canada at all, but also Canadian tariffs against America will be so powerful that they'll make us trillions of dollars per decade and permanently end our deficit. Has Science told us how this works?
 
24 hours left till the day of prophecy.
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One thing I don't really get... in America, the TV likes to say that American tariffs will hurt America and not hurt Canada, but in Canada, the TV likes to say that American tariffs will benefit America and not hurt Canada at all, but also Canadian tariffs against America will be so powerful that they'll make us trillions of dollars per decade and permanently end our deficit. Has Science told us how this works?
It's almost like the TV news exists to misinform people. If you watch CNN there is no word on why Trump is cheesed off at Canada. It's presented as the President just throwing a fit of pique and completely ignores everything from Trudeau calling Americans "Nazis" in the Truck protests to letting Canada become the middle man for shipping the Asian drugs market and all the dregs of the world into the USA.
 
One thing I don't really get... in America, the TV likes to say that American tariffs will hurt America and not hurt Canada, but in Canada, the TV likes to say that American tariffs will benefit America and not hurt Canada at all, but also Canadian tariffs against America will be so powerful that they'll make us trillions of dollars per decade and permanently end our deficit. Has Science told us how this works?

DNC/WEF/Globohomo agenda vs. reality.

Canada will basically beat itself up under the threat of beating itself up further. America won't notice anything economically. A few states and special interests will miss out on arbitrage but a point will be made to other nations like beating someone half to death in prison on your first day. Canada continues to volunteer itself to be the example.

It all comes down to that time Trudeau talked a bunch of shit about Trump to reporters as Trump was still on the tarmac and didn't have the balls to say it to Trump's face. Legit big mad.
 
At least we can buy Canadian. 495 bucks for a stainless steel kitchen knife, 59 bucks for a teflon frying pan. 150 bucks for a T-shirt. What a bargain. Take that Trump!

There's some level of coping on my end with what I'm about to say, and I know that trickle-down economics is true (but only in a bad way), but as a lower-middle class guy I really only see these tariffs hurting the Second Family Compact and the other upper class dipshits in Ottawa and Toronto more than anyone else long-term. If America does wind up annexing us, I can't wait for all of our monopolies and oligopolies to go bankrupt as soon as they have to interact with a free market.
 
Liberals are going to leave the Conservatives holding the bag and smugly saying "told you so" The same way you are seeing liberals in America blaming Trump for not immediately lowering inflation after seven days and for the airport crash that just happened.
Trump should just refuse to meet with Trudeau and the liberal party leadership and just meet with Pierre instead. Say that Justo is an authoritarian for using the War measures act on the trucker protest and for not calling an election
 
Trump should just refuse to meet with Trudeau and the liberal party leadership and just meet with Pierre instead. Say that Justo is an authoritarian for using the War measures act on the trucker protest and for not calling an election
Pierre can't do anything, he's not the government. Danielle Smith is playing that role already anyway.
 
One thing I don't really get... in America, the TV likes to say that American tariffs will hurt America and not hurt Canada, but in Canada, the TV likes to say that American tariffs will benefit America and not hurt Canada at all, but also Canadian tariffs against America will be so powerful that they'll make us trillions of dollars per decade and permanently end our deficit. Has Science told us how this works?
Money isn't even real. We made it all up.
 
So, there were whispers of Justin Trudeau resigning in mid-December 2024 and Canadian Conservatives planned to have a motion of no-confidence for January 7th 2025.

On January 6th 2025 Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces that he will resign after the Liberal party selects its next leader.

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Parliament is immediately prorogued until March 24th 2025. Justin Trudeau is entitled to his pension sometime in March as well.

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I hear people saying that Trudeau has resigned (even from Canadians), but all I've seen is an intention to resign after he gets his pension. Has Trudeau actually resigned or has he just expressed his intention to resign later?

Also, I'm a bit unclear on Canadian politics, but from what I gather from the Community Feature thread it seems like Trudeau wanting his pension is a contributing factor to Canadian Parliament being prevented from properly addressing the tariff situation.
 
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