Canada is a failed state

[mindlessobserver]

They could literally trade lives and equipment 2:1 for our equivalents and barely feel the loss it would take to devastate us.

Well I certainly hope it would never get to that point.

Besides, the USA has a war to fight with Denmark atm. One invasion at a time!

 

[Maker's Mark]

Just did some research this afternoon and if I moved to America my salary would literally double when converted from the USD salary back to CDN.

 

[Turkey Beef]

And as for native French speakers 140 million Africans speak French.

You mean to tell us French "empire" is easily the biggest lolcow enterprise to have existed in all of history? Why I would never!

 

[Kakkerum420]

I really hope they

unlikely not when the liberal majority of the country plans to use whatever damage they can cause Trump to do for polticial gain rather than fix an already broken country about to get a whole lot more broken. could go on for the next 4 years.

I really hope they can get their shit together, even Canada shouldn't suffer this much.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Just did some research this afternoon and if I moved to America my salary would literally double when converted from the USD salary back to CDN.

Relocation is the Canadian norm but remember America isn't problem free either and you are not a citizen just a house guest with an expiry date than can also be kicked out at any time unless married.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Canucks are welcome to marry American women for green cards, but only if they agree to have no less then 5 white babies.

 

[stupid frog]

February 1st, the day of the rake.

The yard is full of poop.

 

[3-2-1836]

You mean to tell us French "empire" is easily the biggest lolcow enterprise to have existed in all of history? Why I would never!

Considering the fact the only two white colonies they created were Louisiana and Quebec - Yes.

 

[Bored & Confused]

As a lazy Burger, I sometimes think to myself every autumn, "Maybe I don't have to go out and rake the leaves. Maybe they'll just blow themselves into the gutter." I never knew it was an actual possibility.

 

[Imp]

I found myself dragged kicking and screaming to live in Edmonton about 10 years ago. What an ice encrusted shithole. I ordered some Sorel snow boots through some sporting goods store and went in person to try them on and pick them up. The sales clerk said I had a conversation and he asked me if I was going to try to get permanent residency. What a new and bizarre idea! I had to laugh although I tried to swallow it to be polite.

Conversely nearly everyone I met admired the US and wanted to have dual citizenship. Alberta was, after all, the Texas of Canada.

At that time rentals were scarce and we had to woo our potential landlords. We succeeded in leasing a nearly new 3 bed 2.5 bath duplex
from Indians of the young and native born Canadian persuasion. Construction of new houses was going gangbusters - I saw a guy pounding nails into a new build at negative 20 burger units once.

At that time I had no difficulty getting a GP in a new, very close practice (also Indian), a dentist and a specialist. Canada ten years ago wasn’t nearly as bad as today. Even so I packed up and fled home months early. One glum BCP officer at customs in YEG told me he had recently signed up for a 5 year stint there and his wife was leaving back to Texas as soon as she could when their tenants’ lease was up.

The only thing that I really miss is the boarding cattery (white Canadian owner) we used because there isn’t anything nearly as good locally.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Is there any practical way I can mass-import KF users from the UK and Canada?

BUD PLEASE I AM CANADIAN. BUDDY PLEASE HELP I AM FUCKING CANADIAN. PLEASE BUDDY I AM CANADIAN, PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME

 

[Null]

BUD PLEASE I AM CANADIAN. BUDDY PLEASE HELP I AM FUCKING CANADIAN. PLEASE BUDDY I AM CANADIAN, PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME

Buddy... It's ROUGH

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Saar all Indians who finish school are native English speakers.

And as for native French speakers 140 million Africans speak French.
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What a terrifying image. This goes to show that civic nationalism is cancer.

 

[Kakkerum420]

unlikely not when the liberal majority of the country plans to use whatever damage they can cause Trump to do for polticial gain rather than fix an already broken country about to get a whole lot more broken. could go on for the next 4 years.

While I sincerely hope you are a doomer retard, I believe you are speaking true, It's almost at the point where I have to hashtag #savecanada or something.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Is there any practical way I can mass-import KF users from the UK and Canada?

Move to Utah, "become a mormon", then start a polygamy cult. That or start the next Tesla/SpaceX, xeet memes like a boomer, and become a higher up in Elon's DOGE when he gets elected president in 2069. Kiwi's everywhere will have to pretend to be indian to make the latter plan work though SAAR.

 

[3-2-1836]

What a terrifying image. This goes to show that civic nationalism is cancer.

If it makes you feel better it automatically segregates most african immigrants to Quebec as they made it a rule all french speaking refugees have to settle there.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

unlikely not when the liberal majority of the country plans to use whatever damage they can cause Trump to do for polticial gain rather than fix an already broken country about to get a whole lot more broken. could go on for the next 4 years.

There is no way Canadians don't blame the Liberals for the Tariffs. After all the Liberals are getting voted out / decimated to Kim Campbell tier Conservatives (same deal with the NDP only holding onto their storngholds)

 

[Brutality]

There is no way Canadians don't blame the Liberals for the Tariffs.

First time?

 

[Betonhaus]

Ugh, I guess we have to fucking wait until October.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Is there any practical way I can mass-import KF users from the UK and Canada?

If you're cold, I'm cold.
Let me in.