Canada is a failed state

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Homo neanderthalensis said:
Ok, I will marry Taylor Swift. Do you know any other life hacks for Canadians?
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Maybe aim a little more realistically, this gorl here is recently single and real desperate for a diamond (size 13 ring) on her dainty finger.

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The Ghost of Rarity said:
The H1B is still active, they all just need to put on brown face and say saaaar, am in need of redeeming citizenship saar
And telling Elon they’ll work for less than penny’s to the dollar.
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Ironically enough the UK and CA have the same number of Green Card slots as India. They just never fill them.
 
Flan Handler said:
No offense but on what planet is Jagmeet Singh anyone’s preferred candidate? What exactly are his policies, let alone ones you support? He just seems to go along with whatever will keep him in power five more minutes.
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That is their appeal in itself, it's ideological martyrdom to delay the orcs. The Japanese weren't training elementary school kids to run under tanks with satchel charges because of policy disputes, they did it because they unironically preferred the thought of blowing their own children up and then flinging themselves off a cliff if it meant slowing down a potential US invasion for another five seconds.
 
Null said:
Is there any practical way I can mass-import KF users from the UK and Canada?
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I have dual citizenship. Does your charity have a physical office I can work at and potentially sort mail in? I'm just warning you now, I charge double for any day I find Anthrax in the mail courtesy of one of Fong-Jones' cronies.
I'm mostly kidding. Mostly.
 
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Null said:
Okay, here's your option if you're in AU/CA/UK:

1. Marry someone in the US. Literally the easiest thing you can do.
2. Study in the US. Kinda expensive, but then you can marry some nice girl.
3. Start a business by investing about $1 million USD.

If you have a million dollars lmk I'll figure something out. I'm not marrying any of you though.
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Is founding the University of Sneed an option?
 
Whatever the Goverment decides to do in retaliation, it'll be the equivalent of a child threatening to hold there breathe till they get there way.
 
It really does amaze me that our government is so retarded that they think they can somehow politick their way out of this shit. Like, they think they can just debate the USA into backing down when Trump is president. It's deranged. If Trump decided tomorrow that he wanted to own this country, there is fuckall anyone in the entire world could do to stop him. Oh sure, the UN would cry and piss and moan about it, but that wouldn't actually stop it. Same thing with the tariffs, same thing with cozying up to China. "Haha u big orange dum I sucked Xi Jinping's dick and he's gonna train his troops here wut r u gonna do about it lololol" says the Canadian politician. "Invade you pre-emptively to defend my borders", says the American, and all the Canadian can do is seethe.

The bottom level, the baseline rule of politics is military power. If you have no military power, you do not have a seat at the table of politics when the real business gets done. Any politician should know that, but apparently ours are even dumber than the ones they elect over in the third world.
 
I like Canada, and I want Canada to succeed, but wouldn't all this shit with tariffs would go away if you guys would stop letting people use your country as a relay for fentanyl mules and Chinese spies? It wouldn't even require a huge political or cultural shift, and the infrastructure to deal with it already exists. I always got stopped and questioned when entering Canada by a bunch of men that seemed to take their jobs very seriously. Get back to that. Just because something might inconvenience the jeets, chinks, and niggers doesn't mean it's an international human rights violation.

Also just saw where Canada is ordering a farm in BC to kill 400 ostriches due to avian flu. The oldest one is in its 30s.
 
ForTheHoard said:
wouldn't all this shit with tariffs would go away if you guys would stop letting people use your country as a relay for fentanyl mules and Chinese spies?
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You say that like:
  1. We have any choice in the matter, politically.
  2. The majority of the population isn't completely brainwashed to worship diversity and hate America.
  3. It's even possible to do in a reasonable timeframe if we wanted to do it.
This shit has been a looooooong time coming, and there's far too much inertia to change anything now. The only way would be a civil war, and if there was a civil war the USA would just step in right away to annex us anyway because they can't risk us becoming a Russian/Chinese puppet state (more than we already are).
 
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