Canada is a failed state

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Butterschmalz said:
Looks like they will.

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Quantitative easing on steroids.
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These people are retarded. Canada cannot use accounting gimmicks and virtue signals to get out of the USA wanting to put the squeeze on it. The first step was to not so openly meddle in US politics and draw the ire of one of its major political parties. Since that step was ignored the next best move would be to do what Columbia did after it stepped on the wrong toes. Which would be to engage in the rituals of the new Imperial court and try and get a good deal fully acknowledging being the junior party in the negotiations.

It might be a kick to the nuts in terms of pride, but it's preferable to what will happen if Ottawa decides to go the antagonistic route. Time to dust off those old diplomatic manuals from the 1920s on how to deal with the southern Elephant.
 
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Okay, here's your option if you're in AU/CA/UK:

1. Marry someone in the US. Literally the easiest thing you can do.
2. Study in the US. Kinda expensive, but then you can marry some nice girl.
3. Start a business by investing about $1 million USD.

If you have a million dollars lmk I'll figure something out. I'm not marrying any of you though.
 
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Hi leafs, I like you all and still say eh because I lived there for a while. I hope the USA annexes Canada and we kick the immigrants out together and make Toronto clean again. Between your logs and gas, and our military industrial complex, we will be unconquerable.

I also hope the USA adopts loonies and toonies as a part of this theoretical annexation deal. They are a wonderful, jingly form of currency.
 
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MetokurGroomedMe said:
okay, so what's going on with canada? can any kiwis with real knowledge of the situation gimme an idea how reasonable the concept of trump making canada, or part of canada, the 51st state is? why is the canadian government shitting itself so badly right now?
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Canada's current situation is a result of incoherent management from the past 8 years.

Trudeau's ministers are about as effective as Trudeau himself. He is a control freak, and even his ministers who have the experience for their position are not able to do their jobs. This is a fault of how Canada's election system functions. You need to select ministers from the people you got who were elected. Morneau said "fuck that" in 2020, and was very vocal about his disagreements with Trudeau. This is how you end up with a teacher as a finance minister. Even she had to go defend Trudeau's untenable, retarded positions in public. If you wonder why a minister who is perfect for his/her role is saying stupid shit in public, Trudeau is likely why.

There is incompetence with the provincial governments as well. Education being a provincial competency, and Immigration being a federal competency, have spent the past few years throwing the ball to each other. This is how you get these diploma mills and unfettered, uncontrolled mass immigration. Diploma mills who take tens of thousands of dollars from Indians, that money I suppose just vanishes in someone's pockets. You have many such instances of some competencies that should really be managed by a single entity.

I haven't been paying too much attention as to who is advising Trump. America has a vested interest in Canada, not because of its people, but because of the landmass, and some of its resources. Having control over Quebec's hydro and ports would be a major competing point for the eastern states. Canada has large amounts of natural resources, especially in the great north, some of which has been mismanaged by Canadian authorities, and sometimes sold to China at joke prices. Uranium, gold, cadmiun, titanium etc... When Trump says he doesn't need lumber from Canada, he means it as in he doesn't need it from the current people in charge.
 
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Homo neanderthalensis said:
Ok, I will marry Taylor Swift. Do you know any other life hacks for Canadians?
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Maybe aim a little more realistically, this gorl here is recently single and real desperate for a diamond (size 13 ring) on her dainty finger.

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The Ghost of Rarity said:
The H1B is still active, they all just need to put on brown face and say saaaar, am in need of redeeming citizenship saar
And telling Elon they’ll work for less than penny’s to the dollar.
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Ironically enough the UK and CA have the same number of Green Card slots as India. They just never fill them.
 
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Flan Handler said:
No offense but on what planet is Jagmeet Singh anyone’s preferred candidate? What exactly are his policies, let alone ones you support? He just seems to go along with whatever will keep him in power five more minutes.
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That is their appeal in itself, it's ideological martyrdom to delay the orcs. The Japanese weren't training elementary school kids to run under tanks with satchel charges because of policy disputes, they did it because they unironically preferred the thought of blowing their own children up and then flinging themselves off a cliff if it meant slowing down a potential US invasion for another five seconds.
 
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Null said:
Is there any practical way I can mass-import KF users from the UK and Canada?
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I have dual citizenship. Does your charity have a physical office I can work at and potentially sort mail in? I'm just warning you now, I charge double for any day I find Anthrax in the mail courtesy of one of Fong-Jones' cronies.
I'm mostly kidding. Mostly.
 
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Null said:
Okay, here's your option if you're in AU/CA/UK:

1. Marry someone in the US. Literally the easiest thing you can do.
2. Study in the US. Kinda expensive, but then you can marry some nice girl.
3. Start a business by investing about $1 million USD.

If you have a million dollars lmk I'll figure something out. I'm not marrying any of you though.
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Is founding the University of Sneed an option?
 
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