Canada is a failed state

I had a feeling we would fold, but this fast and lame… Fack.
Trudeau really bruised his knees and forehead with how hard he kow towed to the Emperor. Honestly it would be less a ritual humiliation if he'd just offered to help secure the border from the start instead of doing it this way. This comes across as him trying to outdo the Mexicans with their offerings.

Mexico is sending 10,000 troops? Well Canada is sending 10,000 personnel (cuz we don't have an Army) AND choppers AND A BILLION DOLLARS!
 
So when Trump annexes Canada, how should he handle Quebec?
Quebec will file articles of separation before that happens. You can already see that PQ's separatists now stand to win every single seat in Quebec (again) as the conservatives come into power this year. People complain in the US that it's a two party system - but the big problem when you have three or four big parties - is that two of them only have the purpose of wasting the time of the parties who have actual mandates. A supremely divided country, such that it needs that many tents for its political positions, is not in a position to make effective decisions for itself.

You must understand, Quebec has been preparing for separation for more than 100 years. Its education system is separate (and incompatible) with anglo-Canadian diploma/degree standards. It has divorced itself from every single compulsory federal compensation program, and made provincial versions of all of them. Every provincial program ever devised by the Quebec provincial government has been designed to be separate from Ottawa's mandates such that it can simply press a button and become the sovereign nation of Quebec.

Quebec has laws on the books designed to heavily reduce the influence of English Canada. Down to the size of the font used in the English portion of bilingual packaging, or what language business signs are permitted to be written in. Outside of Montréal, you would be lucky to find someone who even understands English, let alone is able to speak it.

It's gotten so bad that a citizen of Quebec is effectively treated like a foreigner in the rest of Canada with respect to licensing/certification because Quebec *refuses* to modify its standards to accommodate that of Anglo-Canada. Simply moving from PQ to another province with a degree will force you to get an entirely new degree. Even your high school education doesn't transfer.

The only thing they don't have to enforce their own sovereignty is an army (but that's not exactly legal for them to make currently).
Name one.
Trump is correct. American banks cannot operate in Canada due to the Bank of Canada Act. I could go into autistic detail explaining exactly why this is, but the short version is that unlike every other country in the world (except one), Canada's government has 100% control over its central banking system, and all banks that operate in Canada that wish to be a part of the overnight banking system must effectively make themselves vassals to the Bank of Canada Act. (Ironically, updated to do this by Trudeau the First in 1980).

There are other "Banks" that operate in Canada that aren't attached to the Bank of Canada - but these banks are generously named so. They are referred to as Credit Unions, and often reflect chunks of credit held by depositors, also called "owners". Since they don't have access to the overnight rate, however, they don't have to do what banks do and often offer better interest rates. Servus, Vancity and Meridian for example are some of the largest credit unions in Canada and while they perform bank-like services, they are divorced from the Bank of Canada's regulated control over overnight lending.
 
You're so stupid that you ignored the original reply where I said they exist under our banking regulations. You asked me to name an American bank operating in Canada.

We survived the 2008 crash with less damage because we don't allow American banks to operate the same way here. When you tried to respond to me as a gotcha, did you bother to read the original post you replied to or just get excited I paid attention to you at all? Why did you ask me to name one? Did you just learn about our regulations via Google because you basically c&p the Wikipedia entry?
We don't have subprime mortgages in Canada, the cause of the 2008 crash. However, so much capital was wiped out of the market in 2008 that Canadian banks were on the verge of not being able to loan money, or issue mortgages. Which because modern economies run on debt would have caused a credit crash. Which if it had been allowed to go through would have meant credit cards could would not have worked, mortgages could not be issued etc. This in turn could have led to a bank run as it is a sign of a bank being insolvent, real or not it is the perception that matters in the market. This was of course caused by the regulations that govern Canadian banks. Specifically the ones that state how much cash a bank has to have on hand for them to be able to lend money.

So in 2008, the Canadian Government purchased mortgage backed mutual funds from its banks, freeing up capital so banks could continue lending. It wasn't superior regulations, that is a Reddit take, it was in all honesty a clever move by the Harper Government. It would not have worked in the US as the problem was several orders of magnitude larger, on top of that with every hedge fund pulling money at once(the equivalent of a high finance bank run). The US threw money at the problem to cover banking operating costs and to cover the losses in housing.

Now since you're talking about 2008, look at our housing costs and how massively overinflated they are. Look at how people are having problems paying their mortgages, why are houses in the middle of nowhere going for 400k - 500k. Starting to look kind of familiar?

Now if a company is staffed by Canadians, operates totally in Canada, keeps all of its assets in Canada, does business exclusively in Canada, but has the name of an American company. Is it a Canadian company, or an American one? Is TD of America, a Canadian company, or an American one? We can argue semantics, but at the end of the day, legally, and definitionally those companies, those banks, are corporations of the country they operate in. That's how subsidiaries work. The parent company is a shareholder, so the subsidiary still has it fiduciary duty to its shareholders. However, how the subsidiary goes about that is up to the subsidiary.

Finally no one wants attention from you. As you angrily mash your keyboard with your obese sausage fingers. Having a multiday woman moment from...based on your lack of grammar I'm going to say somewhere in the Maritimes, probably Cape Breton. So I'm going to assume this is fueled by your brother leaving you for the family pig, and who could blame him, the pig probably smells better.
 
Appeasing Washington D.C. works, because that's literally how Canada operates since like forever.

Now we need to address mass immigration because I don't want to live in India. I don't think people understand just how gross and disgusting the Toronto area has become with all the Indians. Toronto looks like straight up Mumbai or New Delhi nowadays. No sane civilized person wants to live in that.

I witnessed the Toronto suburbs go from White to Indian in less than 20 years. Their English is gross, their culture is flashy and cheap, and they worship cows and monkeys. It's like an ugly zoo. The body odour is horrific, and if not, they heavily perfume themselves, usually with cheap Indian perfumes too.

And they have the worse sanitation and hygiene by far, and hiring practices where they'll try turn any workplace into India. They can't even keep pristine neighbourhoods, every neigbourhood they've taken over has become ghetto and ugly. They're not good looking either, each time I see an average Indian my eyes need bleach. And their food, I have no idea how anyone can eat their slop, it just tastes like you ate the entire spice rack.

These people can't even keep to themselves, they've just about invaded every other cultural event. Whether it's East Asian, or European, these Indians will dress in their glorified blankets and pyjamas and perform Bollywood. Canada Day? It's Pajeet Day. Chinese New Year? Pajeet New Year. They got to insert themselves everywhere.

The Indian community is a horrific attack on all the senses. I've become aggressively repulsed by them everywhere and anywhere.
I can probably only get away with this in Alberta, but every time I see FOB families chattering in not-English clogging the aisles at Costco I just directly tell them “You aren’t welcome here. You need to go back” which embarrasses my husband but they all just freeze in disbelief.

Is this my white lady privilege? Sure, maybe, I might as well do some thing useful with it. I don’t want them thinking we are happy to see them.
 
So in 2008, the Canadian Government purchased mortgage backed mutual funds from its banks, freeing up capital so banks could continue lending. It wasn't superior regulations, that is a Reddit take, it was in all honesty a clever move by the Harper Government.
Harper doesn't get enough credit for this - in addition he made the CMHC establish a buyer-funded insurance program for new buyers that insured the banks against default. This turned mortgage securities in Canada into a zero-risk market, so to mitigate this, he regulated the number of mortgages that could be taken on by the banks.

You have to have a pretty good grasp of the Canadian banking system and Harper did have a background and understanding of this. Lay this next to his successor, and the successor simply left all the regulations in which led to Canada becoming a haven for real estate investors due to this zero-risk market. The problem was that the measure was temporary. You have to reintroduce risk to the market at some point, but if you were to ask Trudeau what Harper did to navigate us through the 2008 crisis, he would likely say something like "Do you get your talking points from Russia?" or "Excuse me if I don't talk about monetary policy".

We don't have serious leaders anymore, Canadians have definitively shown its leaders that they will vote for a dynastic, outwardly corrupt group of individuals just so long as they promise you "other people's money".
 
Harper doesn't get enough credit for this - in addition he made the CMHC establish a buyer-funded insurance program for new buyers that insured the banks against default. This turned mortgage securities in Canada into a zero-risk market, so to mitigate this, he regulated the number of mortgages that could be taken on by the banks.

You have to have a pretty good grasp of the Canadian banking system and Harper did have a background and understanding of this. Lay this next to his successor, and the successor simply left all the regulations in which led to Canada becoming a haven for real estate investors due to this zero-risk market. The problem was that the measure was temporary. You have to reintroduce risk to the market at some point, but if you were to ask Trudeau what Harper did to navigate us through the 2008 crisis, he would likely say something like "Do you get your talking points from Russia?" or "Excuse me if I don't talk about monetary policy".

We don't have serious leaders anymore, Canadians have definitively shown its leaders that they will vote for a dynastic, outwardly corrupt group of individuals just so long as they promise you "other people's money".
Trudeau extended the risk free loan to 30 years instead of 25 for first time buyers.
 
The only thing they don't have to enforce their own sovereignty is an army (but that's not exactly legal for them to make currently).
I know that in Westmount, Montréal where the wealthy live they have their own private armed militia. It's a start
 
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I can probably only get away with this in Alberta, but every time I see FOB families chattering in not-English clogging the aisles at Costco I just directly tell them “You aren’t welcome here. You need to go back” which embarrasses my husband but they all just freeze in disbelief.

Is this my white lady privilege? Sure, maybe, I might as well do some thing useful with it. I don’t want them thinking we are happy to see them.
I get why you're doing that, but if you go up to random people in the grocery store and tell them they not welcome you're not going to make them leave, they'll just think you're a crazy person and lose some respect for the people that actually belong here. For all you know they could be 2nd or 3rd gen naturalized citizens who have a relative from the old country visiting for the week that doesn't speak English.
 
But no, apparently Trudy was the one in charge.
He can definitely avoid tariffs for a cheap price. 1.3 bln? His dildo collection is worth more than that. His government just burned through 60 bln with no accountability. Whats 1.3 bln? A government app cost 60 mln nowadays (Arrive-Can).

Yeah he definitely looks like Captain SaveaHoe for Canadian boomers and newcomers. No 51st state no tariffs. For now at least. Who is Danielle Smith? A traitor. Who is Doug Ford? A village idiot who quits contracts before tariffs. Who is Pierre? A party leader who doesnt keep his dogs on the leash. The Liberals are back on the map and might even be reelected again. Endless pajeets and tax funded social programs. Guess where some of those will be ending up?

That being said the parliament is still prorogued. Carbon tax will still be increased in April. And yeah our American friends will still get the jeets. 1.3 bln will do jack shit. In 30 days he can offer him another 5 bln and "promise" him in 6 months the border will be safe. BTW why not take in our pajeets? Elon wanted bunch of them anyway. Just call the Brampton express.

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Trudeau has been spouting this post nationality/post identity bullshit for the last ten years. Now he's suddenly pro-Canada?

Fuck off.

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Well say what you want he can change his stance at the drop of a hat. From Canada is a fake country to Canada first.
 
I get why you're doing that, but if you go up to random people in the grocery store and tell them they not welcome you're not going to make them leave, they'll just think you're a crazy person and lose some respect for the people that actually belong here. For all you know they could be 2nd or 3rd gen naturalized citizens who have a relative from the old country visiting for the week that doesn't speak English.
I’m not saying I’m not an asshole, but you can tell the FOBs.
Partially because they don’t know how to navigate a Costco, they have more expensive winter clothing than I do, and they refuse to/can’t speak English. What can I say, I didn’t invite them here, and they need to figure out the social compact if we’re stuck together. Who know if any of them even understand what I’m saying.

I think a lot of them see our reserve and distance and just think we are unfriendly. No, we can get along with each other, you are the other and we are full.

If you got here in the last five years, you’ve ruined my homeland. It’s not personal, I hate the government more, but I hate you too.

I went to the registry office in a small town and it’s half jeets in line talking on speakerphone to god knows who in India. This is not acceptable. I had to do what was previously a straightforward transaction; they’ve had to add new steps and verifications because the scams and vehicle thefts are getting out of hand.

Some lady telling them to knock off the antisocial behaviour is the least they can suffer for being here. I think I’m aging into the demographic, old ladies are the social enforcers and I can feel it coming on.

God I’m so mad. I can spend months without going to the city so I can see the degeneration in real time. Please, I do deserve all the hats.
 
I don't know what a FOB is but yeah dressing like it's minus 60 when it's only minus 10 is a sign they don't belong.
FOB isnt a racist term since everyone who has been here 2+ generations can use it.

I heard of it for the first time after getting to know some Sikhs (they've been in my area since the 40's) and even they call every new person a "FOB" or "Brro" with a rolled R.

It's your free "nigger" pass without the C16 kicking in
 
I can tell you that Ive seen at least two trucks being stopped and canvassed by cops or MTO on the highway every morning from where I live. I have never seen stuff like this in 25 years living here.

I think that they are going to become more strict at the border crossing. Possibly more technology deployed to seize and search trucks crossing the border.

Lately, both provincial and federal governments have been proactive in capturing drug traffickers.... Every day, there is new smugglers captured and drugs seized...
 
When did this thread become about foaming at the mouth and larping about launching Quebec into the sun? Along with the gay dooming that feels like Reddit?

If there were a secret plan to separate for the past 100 years, why has the electorate voted for parties stating they are against separation repeatedly? If something makes Quebec separate at this point, it will be the unasked for pajeet invasions sponsored by the Liberal feds or Trudeau's wanton abandon on a bunch of problems.

Make no mistake, Quebec is about as much of a failed state as the rest of Canada. Even one of the old separatists Landry was against the idea of equalization payments. It encourages Quebec to sit on its ass, play subsidy nanny state while making private enterprise fail. Many of these nanny state projects like Northvolt are abject failures. The premise of Northvolt is gibs for a foreign company and advertising how much people will work for nigger/jeet wages. Though it is not unlike Trudeau's approach to give a bunch of taxpayer money to his buddies. The Canadian confederation is a mess of territories that should have very different priorities, and has to put up with Ottawa's globohomo and Quebec's particularities.

I would like to imagine the prairies are getting fed up with Ottawa's shit? Maybe not, since Danielle Smith was busy courting the United Arab Emirates.

As a twist of irony, Quebec would be in a better position to defend its interests as a state. Although its fate will be the same as the whites of Canada. Eventual demographic replacement.
 
When did this thread become about foaming at the mouth and larping about launching Quebec into the sun? Along with the gay dooming that feels like Reddit?
Literally the 3rd reply:
Cons of annexing Canada:
* it's Canada
* probably have some kind of low-key river war between the Quebecois and the Cajuns down in swamp country at the mouth of the Mississippi river over the language
* more Native tribes to deal with
* constant bickering about the metric system

Pros of annexing Canada:
* some of the leafs are actually allright
* nice place to go during summer if you're from the South (Victoria, B.C. was lovely when I went there in August some years ago)
* poutine

... I'm a fat fuck, so that last one is especially tempting.
 
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