Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Doctor Love said:
lol, yes, the Israelis are puppeteering anti-Muslim sentiment in the UK.

Because Muslims are such a well-loved, harmless and pleasant community, there must be Jews who are framing them. They send millions of Mossad agents to the UK, who leer at schoolgirls on the street, smear greasy shit-and-curry flavoured fingerprints all over your food and introduced heroin to the British mainland. ALL of it to justify a small country on another continent.

Or did you mean that our nation is so infested with these animals that our own men need protection from a foreign power?
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Not Israelis, (probably Christian Zionist) Americans. The irony is that there's no need to fund people like Tommeh when grooming gangs are already headline news anyway... so why do it?

I'm trying to decide if getting Tommy on was more of a coup than Lettuce Liz; Tommy has more internet appeal and usually presents his own stuff but Liz has the mainstream cachet.
 
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mofu mofo said:
The Zionist puppet did prison time for regurgitating out of date news articles (the info he spouted was on the Beeb website from before the trial started and the charges had since changed) thus breaching the reporting restrictions on the 2nd of 3 linked trials which risked collapsing the 3rd trial. Fortunately it didn't. The restrictions were there to prevent the jury in the 3rd trial being contaminated by the first 2. We have that instead of jury sequestration so that juries aren't sequestered for several months, as they would've been in the trials he was grifting off.
If he actually gave a shit about the victims he wouldn't've put the trial at risk but his ego can't bear him shutting tf up about something for a few months.

He's also done prison time for mortgage fraud, using somebody else's passport (during which he was briefly an illegal immigrant in the US) and possibly an assault, iirc.
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Carl failing to do basic research on the people he wants to leech off of for fake and gay clout is on brand. Leave it to the three percenter to attach him self to a bong glownigger in the name of optics.
 
Maniacal Foreigner said:
Love or hate Carl of Swindon, he's speaking straight facts here (if you can hear him through the shitty audio):
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if carl had been more like this instead of hyper fixating on "locke" and "suits" 2019 might have gone a lot better for him

regardless I've said it before but I am genuinely impressed with Carl's ability to bounce back after that disaster that was his political run in 2019. That would have destroyed and shamed lesser people into never showing their face on the internet again. I genuinely wish Carl the best of luck in his future endeavors (but if he makes a fool of himself again I'll be laughing all the same)
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
regardless I've said it before but I am genuinely impressed with Carl's ability to bounce back after that disaster that was his political run in 2019. That would have destroyed and shamed lesser people into never showing their face on the internet again.
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Clearly he was watching Warski's career and thought "I'm nowhere near as down bad as this retard" which motivated him to get back on the liberalist horse.
 
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Tablet County said:
Clearly he was watching Warski's career and thought "I'm nowhere near as down bad as this retard" which motivated him to get back on the liberalist horse.
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at least it took a shitload of coke and alcohol to fuck up warski. jokes about his suit caused carl to tailspin

just get that suit fitted this time carl, locke would be proud of you if you did.
 
Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
if carl had been more like this instead of hyper fixating on "locke" and "suits" 2019 might have gone a lot better for him

regardless I've said it before but I am genuinely impressed with Carl's ability to bounce back after that disaster that was his political run in 2019. That would have destroyed and shamed lesser people into never showing their face on the internet again. I genuinely wish Carl the best of luck in his future endeavors (but if he makes a fool of himself again I'll be laughing all the same)
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That doesn't really surprise me, considering he still has a large internet following. Granted, no British political party would ever talk to him again, but even after his loss, he still has millions of followers and tons of friends, and he could always retreat to their embrace whenever things go sour. In fact, it probably is a good idea that no political party would talk to him, that isn't his forte. Losing was actually better for him. If he became an MEP or an MP, dude would be stuck doing grown-up work for years on end, which would make him miserable. Imagine him having to share a space with the likes of Jess Philips or having to work with or compromise with leftist politicians. He'd go mad.

Carl has always belonged to the internet, where his strength laid. Not with real-world politicians who are going to ask him what his policies are, since such a thing would just weird him out since he had a lackluster education and he has no real plans to improve society. His strength is the same as Jim Metokur; point at stupid people or stupid things in the internet, and laugh. That's how he got big, that's how he became famous, and that's what Carl should keep doing in order to pay the bills and keep his fans happy. Every time he tried to venture out of that, from trying to get Trump to defend Gamergate, or running for British MEP, he became a laughingstock.
 
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LORD IMPERATOR said:
That doesn't really surprise me, considering he still has a large internet following. Granted, no British political party would ever talk to him again, but even after his loss, he still has millions of followers and tons of friends, and he could always retreat to their embrace whenever things go sour. In fact, it probably is a good idea that no political party would talk to him, that isn't his forte. Losing was actually better for him. If he became an MEP or an MP, dude would be stuck doing grown-up work for years on end, which would make him miserable. Imagine him having to share a space with the likes of Jess Philips or having to work with or compromise with leftist politicians. He'd go mad.

Carl has always belonged to the internet, where his strength laid. Not with real-world politicians who are going to ask him what his policies are, since such a thing would just weird him out since he had a lackluster education and he has no real plans to improve society. His strength is the same as Jim Metokur; point at stupid people or stupid things in the internet, and laugh. That's how he got big, that's how he became famous, and that's what Carl should keep doing in order to pay the bills and keep his fans happy.
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yeah I stopped watching carl pretty much the same time he stopped doing "this week in stupid". It was great background noise to get my daily dose of "heh those stupid libtards"

imagine my shock when years later carl came back 5 times as embarrassing as any sjw compilation video.
 
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
yeah I stopped watching carl pretty much the same time he stopped doing "this week in stupid". It was great background noise to get my daily dose of "heh those stupid libtards"

imagine my shock when years later carl came back 5 times as embarrassing as any sjw compilation video.
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When he started slapfighting with Jim Metokur, that's when I knew Carl was headed for embarrassment. He was picking a fight with someone who was better at the whole ''anti-SJW troll'' thing better than he was, and Sargon trying to become a respectable politician after saying all sorts of embarrassing things on the internet was a recipe for disaster. He's not a politician. He doesn't know what to do. When asked by a reporter on what policies he'd support, he was completely stumped. That's not the kind of guy who should run for politics.
 
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Tablet County said:
So Count Dankula's ghey?
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He had a hammer & sickle tattoo and slept in a tranny's bed. Is it any surprise that he sucks dick for cock? The discussion is here if you want details: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/count-dankula.171639/post-18668750
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Goku 1000000 O said:
There is a rumbling, Carl will return to prominence. Soon.
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Carl is too much of a cuck these days to return to the "le based and redpill" crowd. I think his lotus eaters channels represents about as much leeway he's going to get in terms of popularity and target demographic. He's too busy pandering to the middle-aged to boomer cuckservative crowd of britain to ideologically readjust to shilling vees half-assed hentai game, look at my based femboy enjoyer in the north, im a shitposter just like you guiiiz, etc, etc posting. The only shred of hope he has left for this is in youtube announcing his shadow banned content during an election year to a crowd of people who never really cared to look into him or his content that deeply. Don't hold your breath
 
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