Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Here's the thing folks, gamers — and I'm something of a gamer myself, y'know I'm a humble guy and I don't like to brag, but I'm something of a gamer myself. I always place top 3 on free for all, Call of Duty, every year, try finding that on CNN folks! Won't happen, won't happen. Very sad. These guys, these gamers, all they wanted was one thing. One thing, folks, ethics in videogames journalism. Let me tell you, in a Trump White House, we wouldn't just have ethics in games journalism, we'd have Kotaku behind bars. You see what happened to Gawker? It's very good stuff, very good stuff.
Carl sleepy now. Carl need to go now.
Sargon need more caffeine! More serotonin!
 
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New Argent. Listen to it with headphones. It has a tremendous ASMR vibe with the background noises complementing his voice.
 

New Argent. Listen to it with headphones. It has a tremendous ASMR vibe with the background noises complementing his voice.

Argent is the guy who used to be so boring about covering DSP that the SoK didn't even try to bully him out of detracting, right? He's scoring points off of Carl now?
 
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I noticed that Don Sargoon and his fanbois have started using "Sargon Derangement Syndrome" as a response to the people making fun of him. Not only is this stolen from "Trump Derangement Syndrome", he's not even using it right. This isn't mass hysteria, it's people laughing at him for being a tard.

(Sargon stealing ideas is probably a good Sargoonism to add to the list)
 

Teaclips does a great job here of getting to the best of the Warski appearance.

Andy drops white nibbas into the conversation at every possible opportunity, very little reaction. Carl seems mostly desensitized to this now. Carl does say "imagine your mentions were full of pedophile propaganda every day, you would be freaking out". That he goes there specifically as an example of what would annoy a person on twitter is possibly revealing and exploitable

The stunned defensive laughter caused by "wouldn't they just block us?" is probably going to be at the top of Andy "Turns Out I'm Smarter Than Sargon" Warski's online resume for a while
 
I noticed that Don Sargoon and his fanbois have started using "Sargon Derangement Syndrome" as a response to the people making fun of him. Not only is this stolen from "Trump Derangement Syndrome", he's not even using it right.
It's even funnier once you know that he is the one who coined that law/expression. He really thinks that he's the new Trump.

10. Vee appears “voluntarily” to reinforce the Don’s talking points or deliver messages.
Another take:
10. Vee will appear out of nowhere on a livestream to defend Sargon. While he has no idea of what the stream is all about, he will talk over the host and the other guests and speak for half an hour straight about something that has nothing to do with the initial discussion. The host and the guest will then move on and try their best to ignore him.
 
It's even funnier once you know that he is the one who coined that law/expression. He really thinks that he's the new Trump.


Another take:
10. Vee will appear out of nowhere on a livestream to defend Sargon. While he has no idea of what the stream is all about, he will talk over the host and the other guests and speak for half an hour straight about something that has nothing to do with the initial discussion. The host and the guest will then move on and try their best to ignore him.

What about:

10: Vee will appear after Carl gets tired and offers a follow up debate because he knows how to successfully argue the particular point Carl struggled with
 
I cannot image that President Trump could even identify a gaming system by name, let alone give enough of a fuck to care about gamer gate with a tweet.

President Trump is many things...but a shameless puppet for a random failure on the internet is not one of them.

Sargon thinks everyone is dumber than him/he's smarter than everyone and can convince anyone of anything, but once he tries and fails you can literally sense his disbelief that people just don't "get it".

Sargon is fouseytube.
 
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I feel this speaks to sargons career and GG
 

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Sargon is also assuming Trump will defend Gamer Gate.

Lets assume, somehow, with the intervention of Moloch, Sargon gets Donald Trump to tweet about gamer gate. Maybe he won't see it Sargon's way. Maybe he'll just go for a surface level play and catch everyone off guard by saying 'harrassing women over videogames is bad. Harrassing women is bad. Stop it, get some help.'

What then? The media can't just throw away its sacred cow. Trump basically boxes them in if he goes that route. They CAN'T say GG was good. They'll still say he's just lying or being disingenuous, but normies would see the media attacking Trump yet again for little reason. The smart electoral way is to go OPPOSITE. He gains nothing by endorsing it. He pushes all his enemies on their asses if he refutes it. To anyone not rabid, it'll seem like journalists are attacking him over defending women.

Calling gamergate a women harassing movement pushes his opponents between a rock and a hard place. If they go against him, they risk alienating low information voters and moderates. Going with him risks alienating their base.

Defending gamergate energizes his enemies and makes everyone wonder what the fuck he's talking about. The low information voters do a surface level google search and wonder why Donald Trump is defending a movement that harassed women. His base ISN'T energized, because they have no fucking clue what he's talking about. He literally gets nothing out of it.

Trump is more likely to burn gamergate for an easy win with 0 consequences. Who is he going to lose because of it? A handful of speds who care about a dead hashtag? Fuck 'em. And with it, Sargon. Because once Trump reinforces that, he's NEVER getting anywhere in politics.
 
Sargoon is on Andy "race" Warski's stream right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpI2uP0EEgw

This isn't as enjoyable as I thought it would be, Andy and his co-host's blatant passive-aggressive faggotry and their desperate attempts to roast Sargon while also trying to have a conversation is really weird. They're acting like bitches in a fame-whore attempt to generate some soundclips for people to "lol" at later. This gay shit actually makes Sargon come off better than Andy.

Andy's co-host also seemed like a budget-tier Metokur-clone.

Andy and his co-host are going to make me actually fucking semi-defend this gay GG 2.0 idea aren't they?

The "content" these faggots are so obsessed with is the history of GamerGate (aka 1.0) itself (obviously) and the catalyst for a new wave of sperging out over GamerGate will be a Trump endorsement of said content. It would potentially create a new #NotMyPresident shitfest, articles will be written, gaming journalism itself will go into hypermeltdown with a new set of hit pieces etc etc.

The content is the history of GamerGate, it's not fucking rocket science you pair cucks.

The idea isn't shit because Trump Tweeting #GamerGate has zero content, it's shit because GamerGate was an organic movement and GamerGate 2.0 is just some unorganic gay shit wherein Sargon wants to revive something dead to use as a triggering weapon against a bunch of easily triggered fuckheads. You could literally replace GamerGate with anything else and the plan is the same. It's so cringe, come up with something new you lazy fat wanker.

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I'm sorry that GeekThulu (Warski's cohost) made you go through all of that. I knew he was a shitheel but having to trawl through that madness is something else entirely.
 
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I wish it wasn't Warski/Geekthulu/Ian Miles Cheong covering this drama in the afternoons. They're not very smart or compelling hosts, and only marginally more charismatic than Sargon. It was a boring circlejerk. That said, the more outlets Sargon has for doubling down on his stupid idea in an attempt to force memes or make the Internet his personal GamerGate 2.0 army, the better. Makes it harder for his carrier pigeons to keep up with damage control.
 
I wish it wasn't Warski/Geekthulu/Ian Miles Cheong covering this drama in the afternoons. They're not very smart or compelling hosts, and only marginally more charismatic than Sargon. It was a boring circlejerk. That said, the more outlets Sargon has for doubling down on his stupid idea in an attempt to force memes or make the Internet his personal GamerGate 2.0 army, the better. Makes it harder for his carrier pigeons to keep up with damage control.

The more he pushes this (deliberately picking the streams that get him in front of the most eyes), the more he demonstrates Sargonisms, and the stupider he looks when he finally backs off and "admits" it's a troll

How many weeks until Sargon tries to skype into Sunday Funday for maximum eyes on GG2?
 
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