Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[Goofy Logic]

Wasn't Mossad on Maddox's show? And now he decides to go on the Dick Show

Doesn't Maddox make guests sign an agreement to not go on the Dick show?

 

[Zìshā]

There was a brief time when I enjoyed This Week in Stupid. At first, I thought it was like a half hour or so of the unusual story section newspapers and their websites used to have. Pretty quickly, I noticed that "Stupid" had one very specific definition and the series itself just turned into Carl shouting at news articles about blue haired feminists for 30 to 90 minutes

It's got great branding and a great following, and all he needs to do is skim a clipping service set to the topics he usually covers for an an hour or less every morning then shout over the best parts he found on Sunday. Carl is foolish to give it up

Basically he needs to dial it back and put the crusader equipment back into the closet. He is capable of giving entertaining takes, which he needs to realize is not the same as being Julius Ceasar.

Doesn't Maddox make guests sign an agreement to not go on the Dick show?

Maybe, but it wouldn't be the first time he's been cucked by Dick Masterson so who cares.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

let's brainstorm new names for carl. i'll start:

sarnita akkadeesian

Pompous Twat.

 

[instythot]

Pompous Twat.

Comes-on to Transwomen

 

[James Roancrest]

let's brainstorm new names for carl. i'll start:

sarnita akkadeesian

His new wrestling move is the "Sargonic Chuckle," lol.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

let's brainstorm new names for carl. i'll start:

sarnita akkadeesian

Warplangamergate
Sargon of Suits
The hunchback of Swindon
Carl "You have monetized being evil on the internet" Benjamin

 

[KittyLoaf]

Well you'd have to be a stoned comedian who's completely removed from the situation to not see how the story would be spun. He had to know the reaction and spin he'd get when he sat down in the front row and probably tried to steadily make eye contact until he was ejected. I mean, look at how giddy he was announcing that he'd been harassed. If it was a surprise to him then, wow, he is truly Kraut's intellectual equal

I heard, so I'm not sure if it's legit or not, that he was on a livestream right before VidCon talking about how he wanted to get a reaction out of Anita Sarkeesian while he was there.

Now, here is a thinking thought. What content from soygon's past have you guys liked/was decent? What has changed from then up until now?

I don't remember this video fully, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but during the pizza-gate dibocale I remember he put out video on actual elitist child raping centers and talked about it. He showed drawings from the children displaying what had happened to them. What struck me was how genuine he was about how disgusted he was about the whole thing. (As in he didn't seem like he was exspoliting the whole thing for shekels..... What changed is je became so transparently fame hungry.

What about you guys?

Tbh, I liked putting his videos in the background while I was doing other stuff, because I liked hearing my beliefs parroted back to me. (Dumb, I know.) There was a moment where I realized this, felt stupid, started evaluating what I thought/believed... whatever. Around that time, a Sargon video popped up in my subscription feed titled "SJWs are Losers" or something to that effect with AIDs Skrillex (read: Skrillex look-alike) in the thumbnail. I unsubscribed from him and whatever other Skeptics™ and associated Youtubers that day.

I don't really care about the "blue-hairs", bat-shit crazy social justice warriors ... I was just sick of seeing the same video on permanent repeat. Even if he moved on to other stuff, it was only temporary. After that, started looking at the stuff he did and said more critically, and saw that he was mostly waffle, no substance.

 

[Particle Bored]

I can't believe I didn't realize this sooner, but Sargon has literally, already moved onto a new movement and label, Gamergate 2.0 and it's already crashing and burning like it's the bloody Hindenburg. Jesus fucking christ sargon.

Perhaps Sargon's Law is more like Moore's Law, only it relates to the length of time to self-destruction for his "movements." He may soon reach a quantum state in which the movement is destroyed before it's even chuckled into existence.

 

[Berrakh]

Doesn't Maddox make guests sign an agreement to not go on the Dick show?

inb4 Sargon gets roped into a new lolsuit

black people hate the hillary so much that 95% of them voted for her

exceptional take of the year

For all his talk of white liberals infantilizing Blacks he’s swallowed the nonsense conservative view of them. Except he lives in a white town in a white country so he has a warped idea of how things actually play out. These aren’t details or nitpicks, these are exceptionally ignorant takes of his, he just has the good fortune of not being caught out on them by his audience.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Sargon ran out of dopamine again.

It seems he can't resist sticking his dick in the hornet's nest for a good hit.

 

[Berrakh]

I am quite sure that is an honest interpretation of events and not mistating how those 3 hours were allocated

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I am quite sure that is an honest interpretation of events and not mistating how those 3 hours were allocated

Of course because if you're on a Red Tribe forum you can't just make up shit about the rival Blue Tribe for asspats. The Red Tribe will surely have a sense of intellectual honesty and call out any false information, even though it's convenient to their tribal hatred.

 

[instythot]

Of course because if you're on a Red Tribe forum you can't just make up shit about the rival Blue Tribe for asspats. The Red Tribe will surely have a sense of intellectual honesty and call out any false information, even though it's politically expedient to their tribal hatred.

ftfy

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Sargon is more of an NPC than the people he makes fun of jesus fuck

 

[Iron Father]

Well you'd have to be a stoned comedian who's completely removed from the situation to not see how the story would be spun. He had to know the reaction and spin he'd get when he sat down in the front row and probably tried to steadily make eye contact until he was ejected. I mean, look at how giddy he was announcing that he'd been harassed. If it was a surprise to him then, wow, he is truly Kraut's intellectual equal

I don't want to derail this thread into a pseudo-Sargon defense force but yes I agree, SJWs and people like Anita are predictable as fuck so I don't doubt that Sargon at the very least knew full well that there was a good chance something would happen, my biggest beef isn't that Sargon did something predictable or made a prediction about the backlash that an aborted fetus could make - it's almost entirely with Joe Rogan's lame ass centrism during that interview and then people like Metokur or Ralph using that clip to paint Sargon as paranoid and idiotic for making the prediction. I'm all for seeing Sargon get shit on for being a dumb ass, I just think him making that prediction is reaching in terms of lolcow material.

Also Joe didn't say anything about the predictability of SJW reactions in an attempt to slap down Sargon ("of course they're going to write articles smearing you, so what? It's what they do" etc), instead he tried to make Sargon look paranoid and self-victimizing by making the prediction in the first place.

I heard, so I'm not sure if it's legit or not, that he was on a livestream right before VidCon talking about how he wanted to get a reaction out of Anita Sarkeesian while he was there.

Would love a source on this.

 

[Johnson's Member]

let's brainstorm new names for carl. i'll start:

sarnita akkadeesian

The Quarter-Black Knight.

 

[Iron Father]

Stepfather of a-Kid
Smugmong and a-Tard

 

[Forbidden Math]

So why exactly has this thread been bumplocked into oblivion?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

let's brainstorm new names for carl. i'll start:

sarnita akkadeesian

Tittyboy.

Short sweet and to the point.

 

[BeanBidan]

I'd imagine this whole wave of mockery probably isn't sitting too well with a group of people who for years thought Carl was a legitimate intellectual titan. It's going to be a bumpy road before they come to terms with it.

The Quartering has been upset since that stream. I really don't know whats up his ass but he's been going at Jim and TRR. Really makes a man thunk

Edit:I also like how BBC said he's in a Tory(torie?) midlife crisis