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>eateot
>50s music
>music

she haven't listened it, right
 
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>eateot
>50s music
>music

she haven't listened it, right
Ever since Solar Sands promoted EATEOT in one of his videos I've seen a neverending stream of pretentious zoomers thinking this the spookiest shit ever. It was fine as a experimental thing, but now you see people using it all the damn time in their spooky "weirdcore" tiktoks, alongside other songs like Daisy Bell and Six Forty Seven for some reason.
 
Part of her taglist includes these:
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I understand violent imagery but you're not being searched on twitter, you can just say "Saw" so we know it's not the Sew or Sow franchise or something.
I almost forgot to mention, I met this person on a server based around "Soul Eater", a manga that very much contains violent imagery. I found that hilarious :story:
 
Holy fuck, you people are in for a ride.

https://pannacottastrawberries.carrd.co/ (archive)
TL;DR: They/them lesbian "Pannacotta Fugo IRL" from JJBA. "Medically recognized" as autistic, psychotic, OSDD, and more - aka they told their therapist that they definitely have all of that, and their therapist was too nice to tell them to stop acting like a retard.
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https://halfasleeprn.carrd.co/ (archive)
TL;DR: Aromantic asexual who is also gay, because apparently you can be attracted to men despite not being attracted to anything. Claims to be a bunch of anime characters in real life, and says they "don't care if people kin me." States in their DNI that "yt people are on thin ice" despite claiming to be several white characters IRL.
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https://sigild.carrd.co/ (archive)
Interestingly, this carrd has been archived before on August 19th.
TL;DR: Claims to be every single version of William Afton from FNAF except the "problematic" one, because apparently psychosis can make exceptions for when the child murderer is slightly creepier than usual. Despite pretending to be William Afton IRL, they also have a mile-long kin list and are otherkin + pokekin. Also episodically believes to be William Afton's son as well, because there's nothing as validating as thinking you're your own son!
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https://impracticaljokersmfka.carrd.co/ (archive)
This carrd has also been archived before, this time on August 22nd.
TL;DR: Tranny that took their name from Sal Vulcano of the Impractical Jokers. Claims to be autistic and psychotic, despite autism not being able to cause psychosis. Pretends to be several Yakuza characters IRL and has a long, contradicting kin list. Their carrd is titled "im 12 and pregnant" for some fucking reason.
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^ List of their kins.
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^ List of their "IRLs."

https://gingerkisser69.carrd.co/ (archive)
TL;DR: Genuinely the most painful one on this list. The entire card is "WRIT!!TEN!!1!! like DIS!!!!1!1 :evil: AAAAAA" and causes physical pain to try and read. Has "french 'people'" on their DNI and claims to be Odie from Garfield IRL... I think? It's genuinely formatted like shit and hard to comprehend.
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https://theycallmesusie.carrd.co/ (archive)
This one was also archived before, on August 16th this time.
TL;DR: The first TIM on this long list of TIFs. A grown ass 20-year-old man who uses she/they/it pronouns. Kin list is almost exclusively My Little Pony and Steven Universe characters. Watches nothing but children's cartoons and anime, but isn't as exceptional as the other people listed.
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And the best for last!

https://sanrio-danshi.carrd.co/ (archive)
This was archived before on October 28th, 2021. There was a different partner listed in this older archive.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/screamstew

Their current partner's Twitters (it fakes DID):
Gregory "mute dogboy system host" fictive: https://twitter.com/cardiganpaws (archive)
Billy Loomis "system co-host" fictive: https://twitter.com/loomisguts (archive)
Main Twitter: https://twitter.com/vacantcrypt (archive)
I only archived their Twitter accounts instead of their partner's because they're more prone to DFE.

TL;DR: A 20 year old in a relationship with a 16 year old. The 16 year old has a fictive of a race-bent Gregory from FNAF (despite her being white in real life), and frequently "age-regresses" and "pet-regresses" as him. The 20 year old encourages this behavior and serves as their "caretaker." It's worth noting that Gregory is 10-12 years old in FNAF. They both have a long list of headache-inducing neopronouns. The 16 year old claims to be a he/him lesbian, but the 20 year old has (to my knowledge) never identified herself as a lesbian, only as "gay."
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^ Their pronoun list.
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^ Their partner's pronoun list.
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^ Their Instagram, confirming they're in a relationship with their partner.
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^ Additional confirmation from the partner.
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^ Also a post from the partner. How he/him of you!

All of these people were found on the website pony.town, a festering shithole that was once used by greasy pedophilic men and is now used by fatherless pedophilic women. If you ever want to see the worst, most brain-numbingly retarded takes you'll ever see on the Internet, you just have to sign in and log on for less than one minute. If there isn't already a thread here for that dumpster fire of an online game, there probably should be.

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https://rentry.co/therealadamlanza - not a carrd but still autistic
Please either archive (preferred) or screenshot what you post. The links can easily be broken if the URL is changed and a lot of people who have Carrds either DFE or change the URLs often to reflect interests.
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Looks like she hates me :( A sad day to be an OMORI fan when a robotkin bigender hates you.

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Cannibalistic urges and having a special interest in mass shootings (specifically mentioning one of an elementary school). And they say the Farms is home to wackjob criminals. I'm not entirely surprised since they "are Adam Lanza IRL" but that's disrespectful.
 
I already posted this on the waifuism thread, but I feel like it belongs here too:

Kirara is a mentally challenged individual from Indonesia who loves Trails of Cold Steel, a super pretentious JRPG that has a following for some reason, and Kirara wants to fuck the most cookie-cutter protagonist created.

https://ashenawakener.carrd.co/#home | archive

this is her new one. she is still just as mentally challenged and delusional as ever and I hope people start giving her the attention she deserves

Update:
https://sugarmelody.carrd.co she changed it again lmao
 
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Hmm -- interesting bio and name...

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Let's check it! Carrd link (Archive)
Front page: "intersex transmascfemneu boything catgender bisexual aroaceflux (TMA)"... what the fuck does that mean!? Also, it's okay to use neopronouns to refer to this thing but not "they/them."

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DNI/BYF page: a lengthy, unorganized mess. Essentially a list of requirements you need to pass before you can interact with this thing. I think the funniest thing about these pages is how they almost always contain inane requests like "don't follow me if you like a certain piece of media or your name starts with the letter J."

Case in point: "DNI if you make fun of any of my interests, stroheim/hisoka/adam(sk8) stan or apologist, you like the webtoon "BOYFRIENDS", against xenogenders, use the term "Asperger's", If you think Hunter from toh is Allistic /srs, think that Yurio and Victor (yoi) are not jewish /srs, use fonts, follow luvrudberg_, say Jew and you're goyim."

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Boundaries page: "don't ever correct any of my grammar/spelling mistakes. don't call me cringe. don't call me bro or dude." One thing I'll always find funny is how hard they're trying to police how other people talk to them for the dumbest reasons. Where do these people come from? I understand they're 15 but why are some of them so bitchmade? I blame getting unrestricted Internet access from a young age.

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>trans-identified woman
>doesn’t want TME (i.e. non-trans women) to follow/interact without permission

:thinking:
 
Hmm -- interesting bio and name...

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Let's check it! Carrd link (Archive)
Front page: "intersex transmascfemneu boything catgender bisexual aroaceflux (TMA)"... what the fuck does that mean!? Also, it's okay to use neopronouns to refer to this thing but not "they/them."

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DNI/BYF page: a lengthy, unorganized mess. Essentially a list of requirements you need to pass before you can interact with this thing. I think the funniest thing about these pages is how they almost always contain inane requests like "don't follow me if you like a certain piece of media or your name starts with the letter J."

Case in point: "DNI if you make fun of any of my interests, stroheim/hisoka/adam(sk8) stan or apologist, you like the webtoon "BOYFRIENDS", against xenogenders, use the term "Asperger's", If you think Hunter from toh is Allistic /srs, think that Yurio and Victor (yoi) are not jewish /srs, use fonts, follow luvrudberg_, say Jew and you're goyim."

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Boundaries page: "don't ever correct any of my grammar/spelling mistakes. don't call me cringe. don't call me bro or dude." One thing I'll always find funny is how hard they're trying to police how other people talk to them for the dumbest reasons. Where do these people come from? I understand they're 15 but why are some of them so bitchmade? I blame getting unrestricted Internet access from a young age.

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>is jewish
>likes stroheim, a nazi
:story: you do you, jew
 
Check out this carrd
Is this satire?
The person who made it
Twitter Archive || Carrd archive (Both archived an hour ago.)
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>minor
Rather than their taste in fiction, I worry about them giving away this information alongside their taste in fiction. Their content is not +18, but them tagging their account as +15 makes me think that's their minimum age. Wouldn't that give further fuel to "the antis"?
 
Twitter Archive || Carrd archive (Both archived an hour ago.)
>minor
Rather than their taste in fiction, I worry about them giving away this information alongside their taste in fiction. Their content is not +18, but them tagging their account as +15 makes me think that's their minimum age. Wouldn't that give further fuel to "the antis"?
Here's another minor that's similar too
They have a NSFW accounts too

Honestly, this is concerning. Seeing minors making NSFW and being into lolisho isn't good for them at this age. They're gonna regret it when they get older.

And they claim they weren't groomed/manipulated into it.
 
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