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Lapis Lazuli said:
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MAGA hats are literally killing trans POC through Pepe memes!

You can tell whoever made this carrd was seething out of their mind.
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"People of non Christian faiths having their rights stripped away"
While it is true In some European countries certain islamic head burkas and such are being restricted and in paris theres been a backlash against islam but that's not exactly alt right propaganda it's a response to muslims murdering people for making fun of their religion and the burka one a response to conflicting values on the place of women.
Muslims still have the rights
to worship and build mosques in western countries.
As for other religions I'm not sure what rights are being stripped away.
 
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Dysnomia said:
Looks like Boyfriend to Death is a dating sim where you have to survive being kidnapped and tortured by the guy of your choice. I just noticed one of these guys looks like the crazy homeless rapist from Drifting Net Cafe. Not sure if that's coincidence or not.

What's the deal with SNK? Do they mean the game company? Is King of Fighters problematic now?



The days of weirdos on the internet being able to code hundreds of pages of their own insanity is long gone.*sigh*
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If you're talking about the character "Strade" (green shirt, brown hair), then it's likely just a coincidence. The creator of that character isn't a big anime/manga fan and is unlikely to have delved into the manga, though I wouldn't put it past the creator of the Sano (badly drawn Japanese guy with emo hair, creators name was Electricpuke) to have ripped some stuff from anime they liked. Lot of people put the game on their dni lists because it contains rape/torture/murder, even though the game's not exactly discreet about it

SNK also refers to Attack on Titan (by it's Japanese name, Shingeki no Kyoujin). It's regarded as problematic for apparently being fascist propaganda.
 
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I've been amassing carrds that I feel are notable in how exceptional they are, but I've found one that I feel is worthy of immediate posting: https://adoralovebotxx.carrd.co/
page 1- https://archive.md/ITTNM
page 2- https://archive.ph/X4QC6
page 3- https://archive.ph/btcvo
page 4- https://archive.ph/IeUIS
ETA 1: (as of posting this I'm currently in the process of archiving all of it since the button to advance to the next page doesn't seem to work in the archived version)
ETA 2: Archived all the important pages. There's a fifth page that links to a couple other Twitters but there's nothing interesting there afaik.
Jesus Christ, every time you think you've seen the worst, you get one of these absolute spastics.
 
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Yikes. They done my boy Pico dirty (:_(

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Thankfully it's just one page lel

The images are links to random YouTube videos, most of them are Among Us related. I thought this was a troll but I am not so sure since their interactions on Instagram look genuine. sigh
Also they are friends with this honourable mention: https://neneinteractivesuicide.carrd.co/

why nene, why must you troon her out too
 
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What I found really funny about carrds during the height of BLM is how they almost resembled military orders, they always asked people to post about a certain topic or partake in a challenge or hashtag such as #BlackOutTuesday or attend a certain protest (peaceful ofc). Some were more like a manual in style but regardless had a undertone of urgency and fulfillment.
 
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ora/oraself hardcore Jotaro fanboy
OK I'm a fangirl, but Jesus not like that

Assigned Faggot At Birth said:
Yikes. They done my boy Pico dirty (:_(

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Thankfully it's just one page lel

The images are links to random YouTube videos, most of them are Among Us related. I thought this was a troll but I am not so sure since their interactions on Instagram look genuine. sigh
Also they are friends with this honourable mention: https://neneinteractivesuicide.carrd.co/

why nene, why must you troon her out too
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I only like the layout
nothing more
 
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Cadaver Corpse said:
Same with 'btd'/Boyfriend to Death. I've seen both of them on a few Carrds, but I can't find anything specific on why BTD is 'bad'. Is it due to the whole 'violent game = you condone murder irl!!!" shit?
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Not sure if this has been answered yet, but about BTD other than murder there is a lot of sexual violence as well. So horror porn is of the table cause you condone rape!!
 
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Chao Garden said:
here's a carrd about black slang that icky whities can't use because they use them wrong or whatever
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How pathetic do you have to be, to beg white teenagers online to not say words like "sus" or "woke" because they're REALLY African American vernacular and thus super special words?

Or, wait, is this a guide for annoying old boomers that try to use young, hip slang? Do they think old white people will read that?
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
How pathetic do you have to be, to beg white teenagers online to not say words like "sus" or "woke" because they're REALLY African American vernacular and thus super special words?

Or, wait, is this a guide for annoying old boomers that try to use young, hip slang? Do they think old white people will read that?
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I don't understand how these people decide what is/isn't "AAVE," they take some words that some rapper said in a funny way and people repeat and call it "AAVE," okay cool, but "sus?"
Really? It's not a new word/phrase (being popularized by the English constabulary and early noir & pulp fiction in the 30s), it's derived from standard English word "suspicious," and Among Us owes most of its early popularity to pasty white nerds and pasty white streamers shilling it as an accessible SS13/Mafia derivative, neither ancient netgames or painfully white party games being is where the hood is, in fact, at.
A few other "sus" phrases in that list are hella, tho, extra, read, and simp.
 
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Oh fuck yeah I love looking at #woke autist’s carrds! I think this is great. I guess I’m just easy to entertain, I think looking at the horrible web design is fun as hell.

Haven’t read the whole thread just yet, so sorry if anyone has already said this. But some carrds are so fucking awful that they’re basically unusable. Like they try way too had to make it “aesthetic uwu” and you just end up smashing your finger or mouse around trying to figure out how to get to the next page. It’s great!

Also you know the infamous “DNI if you’re homophobic, transphobic, dogfuckerphobic, ect ect”? I’ve seen more “normal” people leave that out, and their DNI will just be something like “DNI if you post self harm” or something and nothing else. Something reasonable if you’re posting about mental illness on your blog. And they’ll get hate asks saying shit like “So you’re just going to allow homophobes and racists to follow you?” It’s fucking LUNACY. I can’t believe SJWs are stupid enough to think posting all that shit on their DNI page is enough to keep people they don’t like from looking at their Tumblr.

I know people are kind of bored by this thead, which is understandable. It’s not super funny, but I think it’s interesting, anyways. You can find some weird people’s otherkins and sometimes fetishes or their 20,000 illnesses, and I think that stuff is funny. I hope this thread doesn’t rot in the prospering grounds.
 
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