This show is thundering me in the worst possible way. Just full of smug, saucy nonsense “i don’t wanna be a magical girl” neither do I after watching five minutes of this queasy ass slop. It has a Fake subversive tone where it thinks it’s clever for hating the genre but your not any fucking better and never will be just glazing yourself like “haha aren’t we so self aware.” NO? It’s not self aware it’s one of the shittiest saucy indie cartoons to come out lately in a way that makes me uncomfortable like legit everything about it feels slightly WRONG. The pacing is off, jokes landing half a second too late when their even is any what’s the point of a show with no fucking jokes, the dialogue has that forced pepperoni cadence just makes you realize a bunch of autistic people who are mushy worked on this. Also i hate this trend where shows think being miserable or ironic is the same as being smart, we didn’t like it when Spongebob tortured Squidward in every later episode and still don’t like it clearly. Glancing at it I can tell it’s daring you to criticize it so it can go “umm that’s the point actually” and no, fuck off, that doesn’t actually make it good bitch. Sitting there watching it like why am i nauseous? Why am I so annoyed? why do i feel like i need to close the tab and stare at a wall for ten minutes. Oh wait I can tell you why because this premise is BAD and thundering mediocrity. If you work on this shit you should be ashamed bringing more slop to us and just thinking we are going to accept this bullshit, IT STOPS NOW