Containment Casting Call - CWC the Movie

[milkshark]

Tim Heidecker as Christian Weston Chandler

Melissa McCarthy as Barb Chandler

Jerry Stiller as Bob Chandler

Jennifer Lawrence as Megan

Michael Cera as Liquid Chris

 

[Christ-Chan]

It's a bit of a tangent but it's been touched on earlier in the thread and I think it's kind of an interesting question: what movie would Chris be?

I know a lot of people would liken him to The Birth of a Nation or something similar but I think that's wrong. Chris himself would probably pick some revenge flick right about now, like I Spit on Your Grave, but that's also, of course, completely of mark. Part of me would say a movie like The Room, but at least that director was somewhat self-aware, which means its out.

No, if I had to sum up Chris with a single movie title, it would be Birdemic. Its a work that would embarrass a six-year-old yet has been dragged and forced into the 21st century: a modern, catastrophic Frankenstein.

But to answer who could play Chris... What was the name of the fat guy who was force-fed in Se7en? Did he get any more work?

 

[UmbrellaKreed]

Can (shaved) Val Kilmer actually be modern day Chris instead?

 

[Dain Bramage]

Probably a shitpost, but I wondered what the cast for a CWC movie would look like.

Toby Huss as Chris 2008

"Mama June" Shannon as Barb

Clint Eastwood as Bob

Any other suggestions for other cast members like Liquid Chris, Clyde Cash, Michael Snyder, etc."

 

[Billy of Hills]

I didn't know that you have autism

 

[vista420]

Danny Devito as Sonichu.

 

[Womacker]

Danny Devito as Sonichu.

He won't have time with working on pikachu's show all the time.

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

I’m unsure if he could play both Sonichu and Barb…

 

[shephrd]

Lindsay lohan as Ivy, despite the fact she's falling apart.

 

[John Daker]

The Rock as @Marvin

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I’m unsure if he could play both Sonichu and Barb…

Danny DeVito should just play all the characters.

 

[AnOminous]

Adolf Hitler as Adolf HItler considering we've obviously skipped the whole being serious part.

 

[Globe]

i thought we all agreed we weren't going to talk about this anymore after Phillip Seymour Hoffman died.

 

[18plusful]

Clint Eastwood as Bob

"Shut that goddamn thing off, punk!"

 

[IV 445]

Ellen Paige as Megan. She's an IRL lesbian, so she's a legit boyfriend-free girl

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Probably a shitpost

Not a shitpost at all. I really want to see some opinions here.

 

[Masterfoxz2]

Laurie Holden as Tiffany Gowen

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Ben Gibbard as CWC

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Everyone keeps talking about who playing who but no one's talking about who's gonna direct this future masterpiece.

Harmony Korine obviously should.

 

[EI 903]

Everyone keeps talking about who playing who but no one's talking about who's gonna direct this future masterpiece.

Harmony Korine obviously should.

In previous discussions about this sort of thing David Lynch has come up a lot. He'd probably be the ideal choice, though my preference would be for Tom Six to helm the project.