Lovequest Catie Date Audio Part 4 (fourth 30 minutes)

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Mrs Paul said:
He's pissed at Bell because Bell rightly convinced them to agree to a plea bargain. Chris wanted a trial, so he could be vindicated. He probably had visions of Snyder being thrown in prison.
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That, plus he had visions of being awarded the game place, somehow. Chris genuinely thought the judge would say "poor, tortured autistic kid, just looking for his god-promised heartsweet? damnit, you're right, snyder is an evil jew, I'm awarding you the game place, Chris! case dismissed!" and then he bangs his gavel.
Mrs Paul said:
I wouldn't want to be alone with the guy -- not because I think he'd try anything, exactly. I can't see Chris being a rapist. I think Chris knows that rape=wrong. However, in his mind, if he thinks you're dating, it's totally okay to cop a feel and paw you constantly, and THAT would creep me out. Obviously part of it is the autism. He's more like a "dirty old man", only without the "old" part. A good smack would probably take care of it, naturally, but why even go there?
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It would take care of it, for five minutes. Then Chris would be just as grabby again.
 
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Marvin said:
That, plus he had visions of being awarded the game place, somehow. Chris genuinely thought the judge would say "poor, tortured autistic kid, just looking for his god-promised heartsweet? damnit, you're right, snyder is an evil jew, I'm awarding you the game place, Chris! case dismissed!" and then he bangs his gavel.
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Was this captured? I've been looking on the wiki and can't find those Facebook messages.
 
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However, in his mind, if he thinks you're dating, it's totally okay to cop a feel and paw you constantly, and THAT would creep me out.
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I want to say it was when he met Kacey, but I'm not 100% on this. But I believe during an outing with a sweetheart he kept "accidentally" brushing his hand against her ass and then exclaiming "I TOUCHED YOUR BUTT!" in the mall.
 
I think that was more speculation about what Chris would expect to happen based on the way the justice system is depicted in the media, where one heartfelt speech by the protagonist convinces everyone of his righteousness and the authorities give him everything he wants. You know, completely unlike reality.

And if the Colors' reports on the actual trial are any indication, that's exactly what he expected, and the look on his fat, stupid face when he didn't get it was priceless.
 
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PacSol said:
I think that was more speculation about what Chris would expect to happen based on the way the justice system is depicted in the media, where one heartfelt speech by the protagonist convinces everyone of his righteousness and the authorities give him everything he wants. You know, completely unlike reality.
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No, he did actually think he would be rewarded with the game place.
 
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Marvin said:
No, he did actually think he would be rewarded with the game place.
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No wonder he felt let down when he had to do the plea bargain...

But that's a lot of horseshit even for Chris, how would he ever come to the conclusion that he's going to obtain the Game Place? I mean aside from wishful thinking...
 
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Stud2Stud said:
No wonder he felt let down when he had to do the plea bargain...

But that's a lot of horseshit even for Chris, how would he ever come to the conclusion that he's going to obtain the Game Place? I mean aside from wishful thinking...
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Because that's the way trials work in popular media. It all comes down to a final confrontation between the good guy and the bad guy, and the good guy makes a heartfelt speech and everyone is convinced of his righteousness and gives him everything he wants, and then he lives happily ever after.

So, yeah, basically wishful thinking combined with complete and utter stupidity.
 
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Sarcastic Username said:
Was this captured?
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Nope. It's boring and you wouldn't be interested.

MysticMisty said:
I want to say it was when he met Kacey, but I'm not 100% on this. But I believe during an outing with a sweetheart he kept "accidentally" brushing his hand against her ass and then exclaiming "I TOUCHED YOUR BUTT!" in the mall.
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Yeah, that was the second Kacey date, as described in one of the Forbidden Texts:

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He showed up. Rape eyes, told me I was pretty like a teacher he once had, rape eyes, etc. We walked around the mall. All of a sudden Chris calls out "OOPS MY KNUCKLE TOUCHED YOUR ASS." there are kids around. we hush chris to shut up.
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But then, it's been pretty well established that Fat Dummy has no impulse control what-so-ever, 'cause that kind of thing has happened with every single young woman that has ever had the bad luck to meet Chris-Tran Grabby-Hands IRL. For instance:

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Well, when I was going to ditch him for the man in the picklesuit, Chris had his arm extended like he wanted a hug. So I was like, "sure, whatever" and was just going to give him a half assed hug. Lord, what a dumb move. I'm a small girl, so I have narrow shoulders. His large fucking arm basically weighed down around my neck over my shoulder and tightening, and what I could see in the corner of my eye was Chris puckering his lips and his face moving closer to mine. I did a duck and turn to avoid it.
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Grabby touchy feely Jesus Christ can someone get me off this train please before Chris actually gets off in public? I reeeeeally don't want to go on an A-Log Bombing run.
 
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Grabby touchy feely Jesus Christ can someone get me off this train please before Chris actually gets off in public? I reeeeeally don't want to go on an A-Log Bombing run.
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Chris is too much of a coward to ever do such a thing, even if it was just japanese-subway-style molesting.
But to be a hundred percent honest... if he actually was dumb enough to grab some random girl's ass and was maced for it, I would laugh my ass off.
 
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lipitor said:
He actually WAS suppose to get the GAMe PLACe. It was legally and rightfully his. The problem though, was that his lawyer, Rob Bell, was a coward.
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I think for years Chris had felt screwed by Michael Snyder and the GamePlace. He believed, perhaps from watching too much formulaic television, that one day his day would come and he would receive compensation for all of his troubles.

But how was it going to happen?

He considered the prospect that Snyder's might grow like the Grinch's. He explored that possibility, but he found out that Snyder was Jewish and thus didn't believe in Christmas.

Then he considered the possibility that one day Snyder would be fired or leave the GamePlace and he would be welcomed back as a hero when the tyrant fell. When he saw an under new management sign, he got hopeful, but that didn't work out either.

Then a trial came along where him and Snyder faced off in court. Isn't that a perfect opportunity for the universe to punish Snyder and reward Chris? So of course he believed it was possible he would be finally given compensation for all of his tribulations.
 
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Marvin said:
No, he did actually think he would be rewarded with the game place.
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This is one of the more amusing things I've heard. I mean, what would lead the stupid asshole to think this... oh, that's right an ego the size of Montana. I think it was in this audio or part 3 that he mentions how much he's sold and that people are willing to pay big bucks for his autograph because he's famous. I suspect he still thinks he has millions of fans. I can't imagine going through life as a worthless sack of shit and believing you are the most important comic artist ever. Chris truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
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PacSol said:
Because that's the way trials work in popular media. It all comes down to a final confrontation between the good guy and the bad guy, and the good guy makes a heartfelt speech and everyone is convinced of his righteousness and gives him everything he wants, and then he lives happily ever after.

So, yeah, basically wishful thinking combined with complete and utter stupidity.
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I'm sure he got that from "To Kill A Mockingbird"! ;)
 
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Trilby said:
I'm sure he got that from "To Kill A Mockingbird"! ;)
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I doubt it. It takes a special kind of moron to confuse To Kill A Mockingbird with Of Mice and Men, which he did in the Father Call.

Besides, if he had read TKAM, he would have known that Atticus's speech didn't convince the jury, and Tom Robinson got convicted. And then he got shot while attempting to escape from prison.
 
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