Lovequest CD for new sweetheart

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impossibility said:
Surprised you censored the face of the sweetheart drawing. Given Chris' art skills I don't think anyone's going to be able to recognize her identity based on that.
Good work on not doxing her name, though.
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It appears that perhaps Chris has latched onto some unfortunate local woman, and thinks that she's his girlfriend, just like what happened with The Wallflower. I censored the woman's name to protect her privacy.
 
A Random said:
Why would he? She would never have been the one to give anyone else such a thing! It must've been misplaced, lost, or worse!

None of the above.
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I dunno. Chris may not be smart, but he's sure as hell paranoid.
 
Wow, i think i am one of the few people that still likes puffy ami yumi and yet i haven't listened to any of their songs in 6 or 7 years, and after reading this i am not going to listen to them until i hear CWC's cover.... actually, scratch that, i want to hear Chris "singing in japanese".

Thanks for the update skyraider, although a torrent or download link would have been a bit more informative *yawn*
 
4Macie said:
Three Fourths Woman... meaning less than a whole woman. So between Chris and his Girlfriend they aren't even a whole woman?!?
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I think I and most of the other people in this thread assume Chris's logic is something like:

Chris x Sweetheart = two halves of a whole
Chris("half a woman" since he's a pretend lesbian) x Sweetheart(all woman) = 3/4 woman

That is, if "Three Quarter Woman" really does refer to him and his heartsweet, and isn't just some weird title formulated by his random-access logic. It really could be anything.

EDIT: Oh, I can see the CD cover more clearly now; I couldn't see it before. So it's definitely that.
 
I just noticed something... Teenage Dream? Didn't he sing that to Jackie? Tsk tsk lazy Chris. Oh yeah, and Holding Out for a Hero too.
 
Everyone's assuming this is a cover CD, when it only says "mix CD" on the front. Is it really a cover CD, Agent Skyraider?
 
skyraider91 said:
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I appreciate the fact that we're actively censoring the lady Chris has latched onto, and I do understand the reasoning why we're censoring the face, but at the same time, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be able to figure out who a person is by Chris' drawing. Unless she truly is a potato-headed homunculus with swivel legs.
 
skyraider91 said:
It appears that perhaps Chris has latched onto some unfortunate local woman, and thinks that she's his girlfriend, just like what happened with The Wallflower. I censored the woman's name to protect her privacy.
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So she's been doxxed then. I don't suppose you could tell us anything about her short of revealing her identity.
 
skyraider91 said:
1. Number 29 - Britney Spears
2. Chaotic - Britney Spears
3. Joining a Fan Club - Puffy Ami Yumi
4. Let Me Be - Britney Spears
5. Holding Out for A Hero - Bonnie Tyler
6. The Most Beautiful Girl In The World - Charlie Rich
7. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - B.J. Thomas
8. E-Mail My Heart - Britany Spears
9. Jump Start My Heart - Melanie
10. More Than a Feeling - Boston
11. Love So Pure - Puffy Ami Yumi
12. Vision Of Love - Mariah Carey
13. Sonic Boom - Pastichie
14. Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
15. Stronger - Kelly Clarkson
16. Bouncing Off the Ceiling (Upside-Down) - A-Teens
17. Centerfold - J. Geils Band
18. Take My Hand - Tara Strong
19. Aba Daba Honey Moon - Debbie Reynolds
20. Closer To Fine - Indogo Girls
21. Watashitachi Ni Naritadute - Fujitani Minako
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A-Teens. I forgot they even existed. Leave it to Chris to remind you of obscure early 00's artists.

Also, I assume the Tara Strong song is My Little Pony. If not...wat?
 
limecouch said:
Everyone's assuming this is a cover CD, when it only says "mix CD" on the front. Is it really a cover CD, Agent Skyraider?
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Mix CD, not cover CD. "Cover" was in the file name, as in "Cover art".
 
I'm not sure if 3/4 woman means Chris and his sweetheart together, Chris being "part woman" which makes it more than "1/2 woman", or Chris' sweetheart is actually trans. Just wait until after the third date, when sex will be basically promised! When Chris sees the pickle, he will turn away with a moment of being freaked out.

I'm sure this is a troll, but if it's not, perhaps Chris' love quest will finally be over! Maybe he finally found a group where he will be accepted... a group he previously hated with every fibre of his being.
If Chris spends more time in the LGBT community, some respect and tolerance might rub off on him.
 
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