CenturyLink/Qwest/Layer3 blocks Kiwi Farms

Dyn said:
Christmas is already over for some of us and hasn't started yet for others. I don't get this weird gotcha everyone's pulling out that anyone (on the other side) using the internet on Christmas must be a no-life loser with no family, like it's inconceivable that you can have a nice Christmas day with your family and then still have a few hours spare to fuck around on your phone shitposting or dumping some crypto into a hired botnet or whatever the fuck else you're doing in the 23 hours of the day that aren't eating a roast turkey.
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in short, you wanted to say "bah, humbug"

be wary of the ghosts
 
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28k guests? Have the trannies set up a bunch of bots to seethe, cope and dilate on their behalf over the Holidays?

EDIT: Back to around 3k guests now. I knew I should have screenshotted the 28k guests thing.
 
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As rough as your life may be, imagine the life of a troon. You literally cut your dick off. You can't coom. But you cut off your dick because you thought you'd get the best coom of your life. That's what the quacks told you. But now, you never ever get to coom again. Imagine the psychotic rage of a coomer who realizes he chopped off the only way he had to coom.

That's why these tranny scum are so angry at us. Because we laugh at them for the idiotic thing they did to themselves, after we told them not to do that.

They literally can't admit they were wrong to cut off their dicks.

Because that would mean admitting they were wrong, something troons can't do.
 
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Pee Cola said:
28k guests? Have the trannies set up a bunch of bots to seethe, cope and dilate on their behalf over the Holidays?

EDIT: Back to around 3k guests now. I knew I should have screenshotted the 28k guests thing.
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That's how it works, but the highest I saw yesterday was 5k bots.

I don't know if the haltdos hits count as guests, I'm assuming not so when it drops it's because Josh has tweaked the rules to kill the bots.

edit: nvm, they're probably still doing the five minutes on/five minutes off to save money.
 
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Merry Christmas!

The Infant Christ: KiwiFarms
Virgin Mary: Jersh
The Innkeeper: CloudFlare/ISP providers
Shepherds: Shitposters
Magi: Shitposters
Angels: Shitposters
Farm animals: Shitposters
Herod: Liz Fong-Jones
God: Terry Davis

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Hannibalistique said:
That's how it works, but the highest I saw yesterday was 5k bots.

I don't know if the haltdos hits count as guests, I'm assuming not so when it drops it's because Josh has tweaked the rules to kill the bots.

edit: nvm, they're probably still doing the five minutes on/five minutes off to save money.
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Haltdos is on a hair trigger, it got me and had to switch servers on my VPN. Still better than taking the full throttle of the DDOS attack.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Haltdos is on a hair trigger, it got me and had to switch servers on my VPN. Still better than taking the full throttle of the DDOS attack.
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I'm not going to speculate publicly about the rules Josh has set up to help the trans rape gang, but the aggressiveness of haltdos seems to scale with both the overall traffic (i. e. current intensity of the attack) and the rate of requests from me.

So even when I have a dedicated IP, haltdos will still block me for a few minutes if I open 10+ tabs at the same time.

In case it isn't common knowledge, the haltdos block isn't permanent, if you get it either switch VPN server or something or just give it a couple of minutes and try again.
 
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I have an idea.
Null can setup a honeypot "I will DDOS the Kiwi Farms for BTC/XMR" darknet service. When someone pays him money, he'll have the backend drop a random percentage of packets. When Null gets a dedicated set of people throwing money at his "DDOS KF" service, he can slowly lower the amount of dropped packets and complain that Kiwi Farms has better DDOS protection. He can then up the price to "allocate more resources" from his "botnet".

The end result will be Dong Gone throwing thousands of dollars in cryptocurrencies every day at Null to fake DDOS his website. Null will be able to buy his farmland in no time.
 
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Account said:
I have an idea.
Null can setup a honeypot "I will DDOS the Kiwi Farms for BTC/XMR" darknet service.
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You think the trannies are able to go on the darknet and pay with BTC/XMR?

DDoS services are on the clearnet (all of them protected by Cloudflare) and accept paypal and credit cards.

Yes, Cloudflare, paypal, visa and mastercard support illegal services like booters, but not legal services like KF.
 
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Mean Sonofabitch said:
Hello again, folks. I am still at my parents' house, CenturyLink is still not working, and, as an addition, I can't go through Verizon cellular anymore. I have to go through TOR now. Thanks Verizon, fuck you too.
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Verizon finally shut off the tap for me yesterday; and as of this morning, through clearnet through our podunk ISP:
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"HTTP 403 is an HTTP status code meaning access to the requested resource is forbidden. The server understood the request, but will not fulfill it."
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:stress:

Tor works fine, it's just slow on my end.
 
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I spent my day with the family so don't know how successful today's attack was but the knowledge that a bunch of trannies spent their holidays harrassing ISPs and trying to DDOS the website, and the fact that it's still up despite their best efforts made my day that much better.

Merry Christmas to every tranny reading this thread. I sure hope you don't kill yourselves when the realization that you spent your Christmas away from your loved ones, seething alone in your unlit room because you couln't take down the evil Kiwifarms in time for the 25th, sets in.
 
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Weird Ages said:
I spent my day with the family so don't know how successful today's attack was but the knowledge that a bunch of trannies spent their holidays harrassing ISPs and trying to DDOS the website, and the fact that it's still up despite their best efforts made my day that much better.

Merry Christmas to every tranny reading this thread. I sure hope you don't kill yourselves when the realization that you spent your Christmas away from your loved ones, seething alone in your unlit room because you couln't take down the evil Kiwifarms in time for the 25th, sets in.
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I wasn't even planning on reading the Farms today. Still don't. Only came to see if it survived Christmas.
Turns out you're just DDOSing the site.

As a reminder, L-iot:
  • You are not a woman. You will never be a woman, unless you ask God to reincarnate you as one. Even then, that's a hard ask. But seeing as you're probably a faithless retard, you will only ever be a mere imitation of one with a disgusting axe wound that is in a constant cycle of trying to close itself.
  • You will never spend a Christmas with a loving family. The closest you'll ever get is the special holiday orgy with your polycule where you pretend you all actually love each other.
 
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If it is not loading on Verizon, I would call their service and complain.
As a paying customer it is bullshit for you to be denied perfectly legal websites.
Also give it a few days before proclaiming locations dead- there is a Ddos going on right now.
 
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