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Reminder that Israel doesn't have the GBU-57s so Guntal is safe for now.
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Yeah they literally have a name for it “Mubalagha,” (giyf) it’s their face-saving headcannon and anyone taking them literally or seriously is a mark. Know it by the motion of their lips.>Arab lying/exaggerating
It's getting closer it seems.
According to liveuamap recent bombings from 5 hours and 2 hours ago were only around 3 miles from her estimated gunting grounds.
First pic is a target south east, second one north west, with Damascus being in the upper right corner of the map. Pink dot = gunt
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Thanks to @a dinosaur for the link!
The issue I find with that is that even if Salah were to get to that point, Kaibella has shown that he’s gonna drive anyone away in no time flat. He’s the kind of guy who’ll ask you about how much money you make, and then go into how he wants to shit on you, rape you, and teabag a religious symbol. Whether he wanted to actually do those things is irrelevant, since just saying those things so casually would be a red flag for anybody, regardless of whether or not Kaibella was leading him on. And then he showed a picture of his penis.I think he actually could snare a better prospect, if he was willing to try again, and had learned anything from his experience with Chantal. Gorl World is tiny; most people have no idea it even exists. The kind of woman who is dumb enough to fall for a Syrian on Plenty of Fish isn't going to google him.
He's had direct experience with the worst of Western womanhood now, so he could create a more appealing profile. And he's proven he can tolerate the human equivalent of a rotting bag of trash, so he would have no trouble wooing any fat, ugly, aging, and desperately lonely American or Canadian woman who has her finances reasonably in order, is able to sponsor him immediately, and who doesn't want a pajeet or African.
Salahis big mistake with Chantal was not dumping her when she admitted she wouldn't be able to sponsor him right away due to her pending bankruptcy. He did the stupid guy thing: "I can fix her"—only Chantals turned out to be unfixable. If he's learned anything from this experience (and yeah, that's a big if), he could snag some retired, lonely woman in a flyover state or prairie province, and even if she was 70 years old and toothless with tits hanging to her knees, she'd be a bigger prize than Chantal.
Any time the question becomes one asking if Salah is smart enough, it’s always a good bet to assume the answer is no.Is Salah even smart enough not to take her to KFG again for now?
She likely already has a return ticket from Beirut to Canada, but she'd still need to get back to Lebanon and that might be an expensive exercise at a time when it's probable that a lot of Syrians are once again trying to make their way back into neighbouring countries.
Salah himself has only been in Syria long enough to have minimal contacts and a minimal understanding of how things currently work there. They are not well placed to survive even internal displacement in a country where millions of other people are displaced, and they don't have the money to buy themselves out of every hardship.
Interesting times indeed.
This shit is worse than cat sperging. It's the Middle East. It's always at war, you don't need to explain details.The Syrians are trying to do an actual genocide of the Druze (monotheistic people who aren't muslim) and the israelis are actually stopping the Syrians from doing that ..lmao
But actually the Druze and the Jews are very close they are the only group in Israel (besides the jews) who are drafted into the army.
Love this nameIf the Gunt Bunker
He's not above lying to her but a lot of Syrians are buying energy, water, and fuel on the black market, so it's hard to know what he's actually paying for anything. There are groups which buy generators and illegally sell the power they produce. I found no indication that solar arrays capable of producing and storing sufficient energy to provide a basic level of power 24/7 are available and affordable to average people in Syria and Salah is certainly no expert at acquiring things or cobbling them together.6) I think he's lying about the cost of things again to take advantage of her, such as the the solar battery and system, water, food, etc. taxi rides for families, food and water for others, etc. etc.
I read this entire post while envisioning the barter screen from Fallout.He's not above lying to her but a lot of Syrians are buying energy, water, and fuel on the black market, so it's hard to know what he's actually paying for anything. There are groups which buy generators and illegally sell the power they produce. I found no indication that solar arrays capable of producing and storing sufficient energy to provide a basic level of power 24/7 are available and affordable to average people in Syria and Salah is certainly no expert at acquiring things or cobbling them together.
Salah wasn't doing well in Kuwait prior to the arrival of Chantal and her money, despite living there for years and knowing the lay of the land. Now he's in a hostile and unfamiliar environment facing very real challenges that can't be solved with Chantal's level of income.
We also don't know at this point in time whether Salah truly views Syria as his homeland or whether it was just the most convenient place for him to go when he left Kuwait. In many ways, he's just as ignorant of the reality of life in Syria right now as Chantal.
This shit is worse than cat sperging. It's the Middle East. It's always at war, you don't need to explain details.
She now has no access to her money, she doesn't know where in the country she is, doesn't speak the language, handed her passport over to Salad and doesn't know what her residency status is. At this point, I think Salad is going to end up in Canada and Chantal is going to be stuck in Syria.
My favourite line is probably: "I really am convinced that the quantity of [food] that you eat makes such a difference for weight." She is so enlightened to have figured out such esoteric knowledge.SHOCKING HEALTH UPDATES! 7.16.25 - video
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I really have my doubts Salah knows how to pull off any scheme involving a passport to go to a western country. He’ll have to have somebody holding his hand through it. Not only that, Al mentioned that he tried to go to Canada twice and was denied both times. I’m not sure what caused either of those denials(assuming Al’s story is true), but I’m willing to bet that Salah seems like the kind of guy immigration authorities will scrutinize for being a risk to overstay.She now has no access to her money, she doesn't know where in the country she is, doesn't speak the language, handed her passport over to Salad and doesn't know what her residency status is. At this point, I think Salad is going to end up in Canada and Chantal is going to be stuck in Syria.
He would have gotten away with it if he'd just thought to shave off his beard too.Damn it, you made me imagine Salad in a massive, Chantal-sized Mrs Doubtfire disguise at the airport. Just saladboy's smug frog face at the center of a bowling-ball shaped 5'x5' sphere costume (complete with hijab.)