Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Milky is sniping Cutie's stream, and it really is breathtaking listening to Cutie's brain-dead analysis of the current geopolitical situation. Or I should say Frankendick's brain-dead "analysis of the current situation." And she's trusting "her huzzband" to keep her safe, lol. But, but, but, you said that Syria was awesome and so was "the vibe" and reports of instability and secular violence were nothing but "Western propaganda." My, how the worm has turned. But the grim determination of this stunning and brave Aries is an inspiration to us all. Inshallah.

Cutie should've stayed in school.

Edit: words

Plus Size Polka said:

They go to wilderness parks with their Snow White fantasies and think it’s cute to try to pet a buffalo or a moose and end up with a hard lesson on how wild animals really behave.

No kidding. And as we say on the rez, "Don't pet the fluffy cows."

 

[Turkey Pepperette]

Happy 10k, friens. I did not have Gunt slumming it in fucking Syria on my bingo card. It's great. Inshallah!

 

[Justame]

Tin hat theory. Do you think they're in Syria so Salah can seek refugee status to try to get into Canada just like Nadar did?

Nothing would shock me at this point

 

[Clotso Coof]

Salah was a spoiled failson in Kuwait his entire life until last month. Now he's living in Syria for the first time...and Chantal thinks he's the trusted voice of wisdom and survival. Mr Crazy Frog who wants to shit on Christians and barks when he's horney probably shouldn't be in charge of your safety, but OK.

She sounds drugged af.

It wouldn't surprised me at all if Salah's friends/neighbors are helping keep his pig drugged up so she doesn't make the current crisis worse for him. He can't get her KFG or ice cream right now, so pills will have to do.

She doesn't want to leave, she wants attention and pity.

She's annoyed she can't get KFG or send Salah out for potato chips and soda. That's all she's really feeling. She won't care until the bombs are next door.

But she's pretending to be scared (but brave) because she's getting superchats. Idiots are sending her boring chats to say things like "Be careful!" Thanks for the tip, you fat fags.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

She is already "starveen" hahahaha Literally bombs dropping and we now have empirical proof that she does indeed focus FIRST on how the destruction interferes with her midnight snack.

 

[Darth_Texan]

Happy 10K! If you had told me that any YouTuber that I follow would end up being literally bombed in a war zone…
Thanks for all the great comments, funny clips and amazing autism proving rule #1, fellow Kiwis!

 

[Randy Lahey]

gross but why should she be a lolcow?

 

[Lame Entropy]

I love that you can't even explain how she went from telling us gross sex stories and doing mukbangs to being in Syria while Israel bombs it without sounding like you fell for some scripted bullshit.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I love that you can't even explain how she went from telling us gross sex stories and doing mukbangs to being in Syria while Israel bombs it without sounding like you fell for some scripted bullshit.

I run into this with all the great lolcows. Like they are so superlatively stupid and self-centered that you must convince the listener no fewer than 6 times that you are sure they're a real person and not someone doing a character. Chris Chan, Chantal, and Lorne Armstrong from TCAP all spring to mind as examples. And then sometimes the listener still thinks you're a mark, because they've never heard of stories so grotesquely and nakedly stupid.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Man, you go away for a few hours and next thing you know, Chantal’s probability of dying from getting blown up has increased by 1000%.

 

[pooterino]

Happy 10K Kiwis
Another chance to post my favorite clip of all time

Lol, fat. Furthermore, Chantal is such a properly obese white whale that I don't think you could even pay Captain Ahab to try and harpoon her. (The harpoon is his penis.)

 

[Plus Size Polka]

I don't think she fully believes this situation could hurt  her. She's the main protagonist after all, so far everything's turned out fine for her even if there have been some cat-related hiccups. Other people have organ failure or get blown to bits, not her!

She’s like those retard tourists whose only understanding of wild animals come from Disney movies. They go to wilderness parks with their Snow White fantasies and think it’s cute to try to pet a buffalo or a moose and end up with a hard lesson on how wild animals really behave.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I kinda feel bad for Shmee. I know she made this monster, but she shouldn't have to wait to find out if her kid dies from these bombings. That kind of feeling, the uncertainty, it's just fuckin awful. And Chantal hasn't even registered with the Canadian government that she's fucking over there, either.

 

[Aynat Yxor]

Happy 10K Kiwis
Another chance to post my favorite clip of all time

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This one is mine:

Actual fucking retard.

 

['Ol Stinky]

This one is mine:
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Actual fucking retard.

Could a feller not as versed in the peetz age of Chantal get an explanation as to why she sounds like she's talking with a wired jaw in this one?

EDIT: I've watched the video over and over again and I can't stop laughing, pure unadulterated retardation- High test. Nonsense.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Oh, so now she knows what danger she was putting herself in, but last week Syria was safe and it's the evil media that make up lies. Definitely sounds just the US, with all those bombings we have daily.

 

[PoundCake Linda]

Could a feller not as versed in the peetz age of Chantal get an explanation as to why she sounds like she's talking with a wired jaw in this one?

EDIT: I've watched the video over and over again and I can't stop laughing, pure unadulterated retardation- High test. Nonsense.

Admittedly, I've watched this video at least 25 times and remember it like it was yesterday. She had bought some sort of box of Baskin Robbins with ice cream, sauces and toppings for her and Peetz and ate all of her share in one go. She said she wouldn't eat anymore. Peetz had taken the live upstairs to see Timbit who had been barricaded in his room until her untimely death. As Peetz was gone, Chantal immediately started digging into Peetz's share of the ice cream. Having expected him to be gone much longer, when he came back she was busted and you see in the video her reaction as she tried to save face with him and her audience.

 

[Aynat Yxor]

Could a feller not as versed in the peetz age of Chantal get an explanation as to why she sounds like she's talking with a wired jaw in this one?

That’s her classic lispy baby voice she uses when she knows she’s done something naughty and she’s trying to manipulate her way out of it. She does it to this day with Salah and her audience

 

[Random Internet Person]

To all her beezers and alike urging her to leave, she straight up does not care about dying there. Basically confirmed she's not leaving no matter what. You can't make her leave her husband and family! She sounds drugged af.

Happy 10K Kiwis
Another chance to post my favorite clip of all time

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All this because of vanity and food. Unreal.

 

[Psyduck]

To celebrate 10k pages i give you the dance of my people