CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

Dave. said:
They're now building an autonomous zone in portland. I'm getting a terrific mental image of cosplayers in Caesar's Legion outfits showing up with crowbars and fake swords charging past the makeshift walls and they just start beating the shit out of everybody and shouting, "The legion has conquered this land! Now you must obey Caesar's Will!"
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Please let ADF show up to this shit and get on TV again.
 
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This is seriously what these idiots think they are, they even put up a sign in reference to Free Derry Corner.
What a bunch of delusional fuckwads trying to copy my people.
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FaramirG said:
Best part about Che's racism is the defense from his supporters is always "but he changed his mind later on". Then 5 seconds later they insist somebody be fired for a racist tweet they made when they were 14.
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That's the mindset of these people in general. If it's someone they need for the movement, people can change, otherwise, they're permanent scum who deserve to starve to death in the streets.

See also: The CHAZ leader who admitted to sexual assault that was coddled and forgiven by his subordinates on his Tweet admitting to his sex crimes.
 
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NotSendingTheirBest said:
You misunderstand. We're not in disagreement. All I'm saying that Russians haven't reconsidered the stance on disclosing the composition of gas that was used in Dubrovka, for one reason or another and the fact that we know it's fent is because of Germans.
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Probably because of human rights violations and it'd probably be the world's first knock-out gas, so there's that too.

Honored guest said:
Theres so much wrong with this picture I don't even know where to start. Just at a glance I can tell that the spacing is horribly inefficient, hell it looks like they just randomly put shit in the ground so theres no consideration on companion planting. It looks like they just dumped soil on top of the grass so not only will they have to deal with the grass peaking through, once the plants start growing and their roots dig down they'll become stunted from the shitty park soil just a few inches down. There is no mulch so a heavy rain will wash away most of the soil and if that doesn't happen then they'll have a hellish experience with weeds.

I'll stop before my gardening autism kicks in and I write a small essay on why these idiots deserve to starve.
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Comrade, you misunderstand. They are operating under Lysenko principles of growing. You see, all plants possess the proletariat spirit. That way, one of the plants that can grow strong in that soil will make ALL the plants grow strong in that soil. They will plant their roots deep into that shitty, nutrient free park soil only designed to grow grass, and the communist spirit will unite them all.

These things like 'companion planting', 'spacing' and 'stunded growth' sound like capatalist propaganda. Comrade, I'm afraid you're going to have to go off to the gulags.

(All joking aside, this is what Lysenko believed. That plants possessed proletariat spirit and that they'd 'help' each other grow. He's responsible for mass famine and was responsible for disappearing pretty much all Soviet agriculturalists, a lot of biologists and scientists. The only ones who could call him a fucking retard were the nuclear scientists, who had a huge degree of freedom because they were too important to be killed).
 
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Kiislova said:
Do it faggot!
I'm genuinelly interested in the science of Starvation, just spoiler it up if too autistic
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IcyHotStuntaz said:
While I would appreciate such an essay... "Lack of gardening skills" likely doesn't crack the Top 100 of why these idiots deserve to starve.
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Unfortunately I don't have the time.
But tl:dr This is babies first garden most of the plants will die within a week and the remaining plants will have their growth greatly hindered resulting in just a few fruits, not even enough to feed one person for a day.
 
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SmugAutist said:
Yeah, but to give white separatists some credit, they may actually last longer than this lot. The gay commune looks to already be destroying itself from within. The white separatists may at least make it work for a few months.
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Have you ever seen white separatists? They're less often the tatted up muscle freaks from TV and more often look like residents of a degenerate town out of a H.P. Lovecraft work.
 
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Honored guest said:
Theres so much wrong with this picture I don't even know where to start. Just at a glance I can tell that the spacing is horribly inefficient, hell it looks like they just randomly put shit in the ground so theres no consideration on companion planting. It looks like they just dumped soil on top of the grass so not only will they have to deal with the grass peaking through, once the plants start growing and their roots dig down they'll become stunted from the shitty park soil just a few inches down. There is no mulch so a heavy rain will wash away most of the soil and if that doesn't happen then they'll have a hellish experience with weeds.

I'll stop before my gardening autism kicks in and I write a small essay on why these idiots deserve to starve.
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Yeah, about the rain, it's been raining all week and it's likely to continue through the weekend. I imagine last night alone (I assume that photo was taken yesterday) did a fair bit of damage compared to what's in the photograph.
Again, this is in a neighborhood with multiple community gardens with raised beds to provide an example for these guys, they're just next level incompetent.

Also I love how the anarchist is literally :stress: at their pathetic garden
 
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Absolutego said:
There are two especially funny things about that sad attempt at a collective farm:

1. It's late enough in the season here that you can buy fully mature vegetable plants from nurseries. The one near me is selling tomato/pepper plants pre-rigged to trellises that are all >2 foot high, yet these morons bought the seedlings that have been sitting on a shelf for two months during lockdown that probably have a Gordian knot in place of a root system.

2. This is a spergy Seattleite thing to make fun of them for, but this is a city that prides itself on urban gardening. You literally cannot walk for more than thirty minutes in any neighborhood without tripping over at least one community garden that some local has turned into his tomato farm. Which means there are tons of examples for how to do successful urban gardening, namely, keeping everything planter-based and not using the actual soil of the city or just dumping potting mix over grass like a sped. This garden is six blocks south of their farm. There's like four more in the general vicinity and dozens more in the overall city. If these are true & honest residents of my city, then they've managed to walk past successful examples of urban gardening day after day and even surface-level things about the aesthetic like "elevate everything in planters" didn't sink in.

So they're either idiots, advanced level shut-ins. or they aren't from the city. Or, most likely, a combination of all three.
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Not to mention the main problem.
GARDENING ISN'T FARMING
It's a common urban larp to plant some crappy little garden and pretend you are "farming". Yeah, no. Even if done right it is, at best, a diet supplement. A majority needs to be proper farm crops like grain/legumes to create enough calories to subsist. Then there is the problem of having to store/process all of the produce you get from a garden. Spoilage is always a huge issue. Whereas grain you just have to keep it cool and dry and it will be good for the winter.

You aren't fixing any food problems by doing this. Victory gardens were never a good idea. You piss away more resources making the damn things than you would get back out. The incompetence in crop selection, setup, tending, and storage are too large to overcome.
 
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Timeline of this is zone is fucking hilarious. Not even Monty Python could write a skit like this.

Every single thing the are against they implemented on day 1. Borders, walls, IDs, and already talking about making own currency. Now they're being terrorized by a black person with a gun and they can't do anything about it.
 
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greengrilledcheese said:
Here's another angle:

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Like everything else about them, laughable.
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I spot like 3 tomato plants, what looks like maybe a pumpkin plant, some lemongrass or chives, and what looks like an eggplant. The tomatos don't even have anything to climb on so they'd be chewed up by bugs if any even manage to grow. Are they retarded? No amaranth or grains, no chard or peppers that are easy as fuck to grow. No herbs like dill or something which is also piss easy to grow. Goddamn at least the hippies I used to know in commiefornia knew how to grow shit.
 
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Kiislova said:
Do it faggot!
I'm genuinelly interested in the science of Starvation, just spoiler it up if too autistic
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I'll try.

Plants require proper spacing to grow because they're roots will stretch and absorb nutrients from the soil. If the plants aren't spaced properly, they will compete with each other for nutrients. This will result in stunted growth, and lower yields.

Not that it matters, because the only nutrients are in that top soil they looted liberated from a hardware store. You can tell its not native soil because of how dark it is. It also wasn't composted. Because of this, all the nutrients are top loaded. Not to mention since this is top loaded and very exposed, weeds and all sorts of other plants you don't want are going to come flocking and will quickly outgrow your 'crop'.

The soil isn't tilled. Tilled soil is important. VERY important. It aerates the soil, which improves drainage and reduces the formation of puddles. It churns it up, making it easier for roots to go deeper. Tilling basically mixes up all the deeper nutrients in the soil to the top so the plants

There's no rhyme or reason as to what plant is planted and for what reason. If you're growing for population, there's really not much there. You might, MIGHT be able to support a single household. In 2 months. For a day.

Actually, scratch that, they didn't even take them out of the plastic bins they fucking looted, they're not growing shit. Fucking lol.

Its so pathetic. They'll have more nutrition eating the insects out of the dirt than the plants themselves.
 
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Titos said:
I spot like 3 tomato plants, what looks like maybe a pumpkin plant, some lemongrass or chives, and what looks like an eggplant. The tomatos don't even have anything to climb on so they'd be chewed up by bugs if any even manage to grow. Are they retarded? No amaranth or grains, no chard or peppers that are easy as fuck to grow. No herbs like dill or something which is also piss easy to grow. Goddamn at least the hippies I used to know in commiefornia knew how to grow shit.
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I was driving through southern Idaho the other day. There was volunteer wheat and barley growing in the median of I-84 that had blown out of the trucks hauling it.

This is going to fare worse than that.
 
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epigenes said:
they went from their idyllic society of sharing to an overlord in two days. they'll have feudalism by Sunday night, and if we're lucky we'll see them invent the printing press too
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My God.
By next week they'll be inventing computers, space travel, and nuclear weapons! And after that, who knows!
 
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