CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

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Observotron said:
Officers are literally still going to an area they're not wanted in, to help people that don't support them. Yeah, I can see how the cops are terrible 🙄
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Pretty sure the property owners don't want their property burned down and aren't happy with the occupiers.
 
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Well, cameras left and so did the construction workers. Seems legit.

Edit: may just have moved out of the pan. But moved suspiciously at same time as the cameras.

I will continue to give periodic updates. But I gotta water my flowers in Animal crossing so wont be as attentive.
 
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On 2nd stream the port o potty truck was seen, presumably it left with its construction workers. I am highly suspicious that these workers were actors hired by the media to make it look like they were preparing to remove the barriers.
 
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GayestFurryTrash said:
I love them trying to blame kiwi's for their leader's problems of being a self admitted serial abuser, especially since eyebrows there is a literal who on this site.
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That rapist was mentioned literally once here because unlike many of the freakshows here he only said a couple things stupid enough to get laughed at.
 
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We have our first attempt at community policing! It goes... not so well.

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And just to prove they have as much self-awareness as a paving stone, they justify the use of force... because he wasn't being respectful :story:
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Edit: That 2nd tweet links to a much longer video, 55 minutes. The confrontation goes a few minutes longer, then it's about 50 minutes of bitching.
Uploading for completeness' sake.

Failed attempt at "hugging it out" at 1:37
 
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tampax pearl said:
He can have a thread if he likes.
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He'll have to keep providing the funny. If he just joins the 41% there's not much fun to be had.

Harvey Danger said:
We have our first attempt at community policing! It goes... not so well.
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Why do these dumb fucks think a bunch of criminals who chased off the actual cops with guns are going to give a fuck about the orders of some self appointed pig backed up by jack shit?
 
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Marco Fucko said:
Joining the the choir of voices saying this shit ain't gonna work out. Going after police pensions and the courts is a great way for them to go even more mask off than they already had been. Not to mention the natty guard's already active. Way I see it some executive figurehead is going to tell them to disperse and if they don't they'll just be sieged until they run out of food or energy.
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It's not going to work either way, because the regressive ideology is too entangled with the state:

"Take their guns away!"
"Someone said something mean on the Internet!"
"We need Social Justice Tribunals!"
"I don't like my husband anymore, family court, take half his stuff."

These people are children. But that is not the point. It's double speak, as usual. They are going to exploit this place as much as they can to get away with things and for their livelihood they are still going to rely on handouts, which will come from civilized society. They will shop like everybody else, they will take credit like everybody else, and they are going to bring in their car for repair like everybody else.

If one of them has a warrant, for example, that is where they are going to run to. If one of them steals shit or wants to do drugs, that's the goto zone. This will simply be a gigantic drug den, a homelessness camp, not unlike the rest of Seattle has already partially turned into.

Pick and choose is the name of the game.
 
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Harvey Danger said:
We have our first attempt at community policing! It goes... not so well.

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And just to prove they have as much self-awareness as a paving stone, they justify the use of force... because he wasn't being respectful :story:
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Allegedly one of the 'police' member said the assault was warranted do to the perpetrator being "disrespectful". So what you're saying is that all the police brutality is warranted if you call a cop a "pig"?
 
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Jimjamflimflam said:
It's all speculation on my part but i feel like a right leaning commune would put them to work, if they were good let them stay if they aren't good then they are kicked out.

For these spazzes though, it will turn into a buzzword salad of autonomy and priveledge and other Marxist shit that just verbally handcuffs themselves from doing anything as they drown in bum shit. Eventually the locust horde of bums eats, drug and rape their way through until moving onto greener pastures.
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Nah man. Anarcocapitalist communes and gypsy encampments (yes, gypsies are right wing. No don't ask me why I don't know but they are very vocal about it.) are just as shit. They just scream about articles of confederation and individual rights instead of pronouns and race. But eventually both sides just either get overrun by authoritarians (comies/patriarchs. Only difference is family relations.), turn into ghetto trailer parks/chabolas where everyone is miserable, are dispersed by the police or implode spectacularly. Right/left makes little difference outside of rhetorics when it comes to anarchists. It's always the same shit, only anarchists that are tollerable are the perpetually stoned philosophers that are surprisingly chill, and even those can't agree with themselves on anything. They just aren't dicks about it. (Also don't ask me how they manage to be high as a kite 24/7 I swear either drug resistance doesn't build up as much as we thoight or these guys ingest industrial amounts of cannabis on a constant basis.)

Consenticles said:
Re: everyone who says to turn off power.

I know a guy who works as an electrical engineer on the power grid, designing the substations that literally power this country. Getting this info from him directly:

He's never been to Seattle, but judging by the mess of power lines, the city's power structure was likely very poorly planned out. At least in area CHAZ is.

However, regardless of this, so long as everything is up to code, every so often there will be a breaker, which means one can easily remove power from specific sections of the city without disturbing those around it.

Shutting off power and water would be a very simple task in this regard. Alternatively what the NG could do is drop power from all but a small section of the commune, which would effectively force anyone who wanted to charge their electronic devices/locate a vein to shoot up some heroine into a small area, making it very easy to flush them out all at once.

Also consider that there would be no public streetlights in operation. You would still have the glow from the rest of the city, but the insides of buildings would not be a great place to seek shelter, as they would be pitch dark. So such a tactic would be most effective at night.

Generators are always a thing, but in a city like Seattle it's not like they will have the gas to maintain it. It's not like you can just hook a generator up to the fucking power lines, it doesnt work that way. At most they would have the capabilities to charge a couple devices at a time. But that would require organization and a lack of infighting about who gets to charge their phone first.

Situation is stupid as hell and I cannot wait to see it crash in burn on livestream. But given how simple it would be to shut this whole thing down with a flick of a switch, I say let them do what they wa t. Think of it as a child throwing a tantrum. Let the kid exhaust himself before sending them to bed without supper. They will see how horribly this pans out and for a vast majority, it will crush their spirits.

If you lads have any questions about the grid/optics of the power system, let me know. He's very knowledgeable and I dont know enough to ask him the right questions.
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Please any kiwi near seattle. Go jam that break tonight. Please. I beg you. It would be the most entertaining chimpout in ages. Please.

jumbojet said:
Why is this shit even getting attention. I thought this was like Ukraine 2014. They're just being a nuisance, anyone can walk in and out. Some kind of bullshit. Even a garbage truck is collect trash. No wonder Kurt Cobain offed himself. And by the way, you can clearly see that Seattle residents are fucked in the head from the way they walk.
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They did such a good job barricading than even the fucking garbage truck got in. AND WHY IS THE GARBAGE TRUCK STILL SERVING A SECCEEDED TERRITORY?! What kinda independence is this bullshit?!

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Oh no, they need phone charges
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I thought everyone loved CHAZ?


One final observation from a live stream. Looks like construction worker are congregating around the barricade. Brought in a port o potty and are just hanging out around it rn.

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Oh come on the umbrela isn't even placed right! It's being grabbed by the fucking fingers instead of the palm!!!

also. you're thinking of Chazz Princeton. No one loves THIS CHAZ
 
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Shield Breaker said:
Goats can eat most anything, they'll be fine. Just require they put the bull in the park, and then it will be fine, as bulls are aggressive and territorial, especially during mating season.
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I'm gonna have to hard disagree with you on this "goats can eat anything" malarky, and penning a bunch of ruminants in a tiny city park in piss-drizzle Seattle is a recipe for fatal helminthiasis.


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I would like to see a bull beat the shit out of them, but that's no life for any animal more noble than the communist.
 
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Observotron said:
Allegedly one of the 'police' member said the assault was warranted do to the perpetrator being "disrespectful". So what you're saying is that all the police brutality is warranted if you call a cop a "pig"?
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The next time I see someone complaining about being brained by the cops I'm just gonna let them know the police have just adopted the CHAZ guidelines for de-escalation; if you're disrespectful it's a beating.
 
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