CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

[ColtWalker1847]

This whole entire fucking thing was just the political reincarnation of Dashcon with that garden being the same defining centerpiece of their retardation as the ball pit was for Dashcon

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Same fucking energy

That garden reminds me of that time Gwyneth Paltrow tried to live on food stamps for a week and she bought spring onions, a handful of kale, and seven limes.

Reminded me more of those old school SA goon projects.
Gooncamp, the zipline, the abandoned missile silo, multiple off-grid experiments, etc.

 

[Syntaxion]

Well, atleast we got some nice memes out of it

Also, am I the only who finds it funny that "Raz" is so similair to "Kaz"?

"Why is CHAZ still here? Just to suffer?"
"Raz, I'm already a demon"

 

[Trig.Point]

I don't know if this has already been posted, but it's a pretty funny twitter thread from a guy who points out that all they've done is lay topsoil ontop of a green. Because they haven't dug up the green, and the soil will be so compacted, there's no chance the roots will be able to take hold.

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https://twitter.com/GrillBorgar/status/1271071002005471232

He goes on hammering them over a dozen tweets.

I really hope they hang on for a couple of weeks, this is going to be hilarious.

This is the second time I've posted about this guys twitter thread, discussing their attempts at farming.

Here he points out that the lettuce they've chosen to plant, even if it grows will cost them more calories than it will provide.

These fucking individuals are indirectly producing top notch informative online content. I didn't know that the seeds you get from Garden centers are GMO's and are usually incapable of producing new seed.

https://twitter.com/GrillBorgar/status/1271071002005471232

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

This endless trust in Trump is pretty silly. Dude can't wipe his ass without someone declaring it his next 4D chess move.
People turn this into a big play of move and countermove, endless maneuvering and outwitting, open and secret agendas clashing in a hidden war.

Like, holy fuck, it's a bunch of assholes playing at revolution cause mommy didn't tug them in enough or self-righteous fury of morons who have been told their entire lives that whitey is the devil on one side and on the other a President who avoids doing shitty things during an election year, as long as he can shitpost about how someone else created the mess.

This situation is far less complex than some people in this thread make it out to be.

No man we cracked the code and unraveled galaxy-wide conspiracies on six ends of the spectrum by watching streams we're geniuses man.

 

[CEO of Lurkers]

Read all 61 pages in one sitting just to find out it's already over
This had potential to be such a huge shitshow.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Raz has been overthrown by a mysterious new warlord.

 

[Garth]

I didn't know that the seeds you get from Garden centers are GMO's and are usually incapable of producing new seed.

Of course they don't. They want you to keep buying their plants.

 

[nonperson]

Some CHAZ screechtonians have been targeted by antisemitic Instagram threats!

Those white supremacists will stop at nothing!

 

[Anti Fun Aktion]

It a university town so, yeah. The fact that there is a John Brown Gun Club in Missouri is endlessly amusing to me. This guy loved killing Missourians:

he was also crazy as fuck so I can see why he appeals to them

Before I knew who John Brown was, I thought he was just the guy on the cover of the first Kansas album. Although he was considered a domestic terrorist he at least wasn't a purple haired, soy chugging, non binary, bugman.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Yeah sure, dipshit, while we took in 2.5 million niggers and towelhead back in 2015 how much have you taken in every year?
Sure, sure The USA don't have a muslim problem. Have you ever been to Dearborn,MI. The arab population there is already about 30%, but yeah, the USA don't have a immigration problem with mongs from Asia, Central America and the Middle east, yeah, sure, you delusional tool.
You have a massive nigger problem shown in the "love parades" over the last two weeks and you have a massive towelhead problem in the making. Just wait how funny things will get when you have five or ten Ilhan Omars in the House.
It's easy to say that "we took only a little bit over 30.000 asylum seekers in" when you take millions and millions in by legal immigration every fucking year.

Just a few numbers for you dipshit:
In 2018, 44 percent of U.S. immigrants (19.8 million people) reported having Hispanic or Latino origins. (legal immigration that is).
In 2018, the top five U.S. states by number of legal immigrants were California (10.6 million), Texas (4.9 million), Florida (4.5 million), New York (4.4 million), and New Jersey (2 million)

The top five countries of birth for new permanent immigrants in 2018?
The top five countries of birth were Mexico (15 percent), Cuba (7 percent), mainland China (6 percent), and India and the Dominican Republic (5 percent each). These countries represented about 38 percent of everyone who received a green card in 2018.

How many people are selected in the Diversity Visa lottery and where do they come from?
In FY 2018, 45,350 people from countries with low rates of immigration to the United States received a green card as diversity immigrants, representing approximately 4 percent of the 1.1 million new LPRs.
The leading countries of birth of DV immigrants were Nepal and Egypt, each accounting for about 8 percent of green-card lottery entrants adjusting to LPR status. Next of the list were Uzbekistan (7 percent); Ukraine (6 percent); and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Albania, and Ethiopia (each with about 5 percent). Russia (4 percent), Turkey (3 percent), and Cameroon (3 percent) rounded out the top ten in 2018.

How many unauthorized (as in illegal) immigrants are in the United States?
The Migration Policy Institute (MPI) estimated 11.3 million unauthorized immigrants resided in the United States in 2016. About half of all unauthorized immigrants resided in three states: California (27 percent), Texas (14 percent), and New York (8 percent). The vast majority (82 percent) lived in 174 counties with 10,000 or more unauthorized immigrants each, of which the top five—Los Angeles County, CA; Harris County, TX; Cook County, IL; Orange County, CA; and Queens County, NY—accounted for 20 percent of all unauthorized immigrants.
Mexicans and Central Americans are estimated to account for roughly two-thirds (67 percent or 7.6 million) of the unauthorized immigrants in the United States as of 2012-16, MPI estimates. About 1.8 million (16 percent) were from Asia; 685,000 (6 percent) from South America; 579,000 (5 percent) from Europe, Canada, or Oceania; 351,000 (3 percent) from the Caribbean; and 318,000 (3 percent) from Africa.
The top five countries of birth for unauthorized immigrants were Mexico (53 percent), El Salvador (6 percent), Guatemala (5 percent), and China and Honduras (3 percent each).

Where are newly naturalized citizens from?
Of the new U.S. citizens, 17 percent were born in Mexico, 7 percent in India, and 5 percent each in China and the Philippines.
Immigrants from these four countries, together with those from Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Vietnam, Colombia, El Salvador, and Jamaica, comprised the top ten countries of birth for newly naturalized citizens in 2018. These countries accounted for 51 percent of the 762,000 new U.S. citizens that fiscal year.

And you dumbfuck whine about roughly 2.5 million sandniggers Germany took in? Seriously how dumb can one be?

lol calm down, Thüringer Kloß.

Read all 61 pages in one sitting just to find out it's already over
This had potential to be such a huge shitshow.

You don't have to be sad that it's over, you can laugh at the stupidity... and this kind of stupidity is eternal and timeless.

This is the second time I've posted about this guys twitter thread, discussing their attempts at farming.

Here he points out that the lettuce they've chosen to plant, even if it grows will cost them more calories than it will provide.

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These fucking individuals are indirectly producing top notch informative online content. I didn't know that the seeds you get from Garden centers are GMO's and are usually incapable of producing new seed.

https://twitter.com/GrillBorgar/status/1271071002005471232

It's like when Jack Scalfani posts something, you get a lot of interesting commentary on how to do it right, do it cheaper and do it healthier.
Some lolcows have this built-in feature that you learn interesting things when people point out why and how the lolcow fucked up. You can get pretty good advice about writing and art in Dobson's thread from time to time.

Before I knew who John Brown was, I thought he was just the guy on the cover of the first Kansas album. Although he was considered a domestic terrorist he at least wasn't a purple haired, soy chugging, non binary, bugman.

That's the image of him being used for future statues, if these CHAZ-fags ever obtain enough paper mâché, that is.

 

[Meriasek]

So they failed so hard at farming that Lysenko himself rose from his grave out of shame to tell them to fuck off before they all holodomored themselves. Damn, I was really hoping there'd be some more amusement to be had out of that concentrated pocket of autism.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The gardening sperging alone made this a golden thread. Thank you for your service!

How do we know it’s actually over?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Don't be cry because it's over. Smile because it happened that it happened.

really it was the Bronze Fonz brought peace and understanding

I think hipsters in Milwaukee know if they do something really dumb they'll be mocked by Red Letter Media in an acid aside at the start of a scathing review of some burning sci-fi franchise's latest godawful movie.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

I didn't know that the seeds you get from Garden centers are GMO's and are usually incapable of producing new seed.

No. He's an idiot who drank the koolaid. I'm guessing his "farming" experience was one of those roadside market garden things as this shit is their main selling point to the crunchy liberal dumbasses that buy their wares. Bemoaning the curse of patent seed has been a thing for years.

Anywho, most plants don't have GMO varieties. Especially gardening shit where the growing practices are completely different.

 

[Garth]

Before I knew who John Brown was, I thought he was just the guy on the cover of the first Kansas album. Although he was considered a domestic terrorist he at least wasn't a purple haired, soy chugging, non binary, bugman.

Had he lived in this day and age he certainly would have been. Or perhaps he was reincarnated ...

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Reddit - [FAQ] Most common questions about CHAZ answered by a resident. (A)

This post is is an aggregate of the CHAZ AMA that was done earlier. Will try to edit and add to this as needed. Thanks.

Is CHAZ a fully-autonomous, self-sustaining, sovereign state? No. It’s simply an area within Capitol Hill, Seattle where people are protesting for BLM.

Who is CHAZ? It’s not a “who”. It’s just an area that people come to to protest.

Who organized CHAZ? Is there a leader? No one person or group organized CHAZ specifically. There is no formal “leader”. The best answer is CHAZ naturally came about after the Seattle Police Department (SPD) left the area after 10+ days of protesting for BLM occurred.

Who is Raz Simone? He's a local Seattle musician and community member who is an advocate for BLM. He also regularly livestreams from CHAZ.

Why are there barriers in the streets? To protect the protestors from vehicles driving into the crowd. This sadly actually happened on Sunday June 7th. No one wants this to happen again.

Can anyone come to CHAZ? Yes. It’s just like any area in Seattle. You can come and go as you please.

Are there security checkpoints? Do I have to pay to get in? Armed guards? No. No. and No. There are many videos showing how people freely and peacefully assemble in CHAZ.

Why is it called “Autonomous”? The best answer is “Twitter named it”. The backstory is the Seattle Police Department (SPD) left the area after 10+ days of protesting happened in the area. After they left, a few people called it the “Free Zone” which turned into Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ)

Do people have guns in CHAZ? Things are peaceful in CHAZ, but open carry is still legal per Washington law. Some sightings of people with guns have occurred.

Are you fighting for your Autonomy? No one is fighting for the “autonomy” of CHAZ. No one is trying to make CHAZ its own country or whatever. We do care deeply about the BLM movement and are fighting for this cause.

How do you get Food, Water, Supplies, etc? Most people you see on the streets are peacefully protesting for BLM (and most go home at night). Most people simply get their supplies from the dozens of local businesses in and around CHAZ. Many people have donated items to the BLM protests that are happening, so there are free snacks and water in CHAZ for protestors (there is a pinned post in this sub about donations).

How can I see what's happening in CHAZ? The best way is to come out here! If that isn't possible, there are countless livestreams (Facebook, Twitch, etc). They change daily, so try starting by searching for BLM, Seattle Protest, or something similar.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

As much as i want NG or other armed services to roll in and start busting heads i will give these collective faggots credits for at least accomplishing something towards their dream.

Much better then the castrated conservatives who showed up to the VA capital, milled around taking pictures with their taciticool shit and the rare black conservative then go back home while the VA gov pushes through their gun control measures.

Pissed me off to have to admit it.

 

[It's HK-47]

This whole entire fucking thing was just the political reincarnation of Dashcon with that garden being the same defining centerpiece of their retardation as the ball pit was for Dashcon

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Same fucking energy

So if the excuse now is that, "It was just temporary I don't know why everyone's surprised." then why did you try to make a fucking garden? You don't exactly sit down to make a garden full of food if you intend to disband in a couple of days.

 

[Trig.Point]

No. He's an idiot who drank the koolaid. I'm guessing his "farming" experience was one of those roadside market garden things as this shit is their main selling point to the crunchy liberal dumbasses that buy their wares. Bemoaning the curse of patent seed has been a thing for years.

Anywho, most plants don't have GMO varieties. Especially gardening shit where the growing practices are completely different.

So the lettuce seeds or plants, that you buy from garden centres... can you grow them and save the seeds?

 

[NoReturn]

So the lettuce seeds or plants, that you buy from garden centres... can you grow them and save the seeds?

Mine did. Little bastards went to flower and tried to take over the whole place. Learned many lessons that time.