Burned Docs Chemistry Class 15JUN2014

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"I have a wife and two children"
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Dream on, Chris.
 
"How would you feel if your job required you to work in another location?"
"That's very nice of you, but I prefer to stay here"

Godamn it, Chris.
 
"How would you feel if your job required you to work in another location than your bedroom?"
"That's very nice of you, but I prefer to stay here"
 
No Haggle said:
Really though, for those who get honor roll, does it even legitimately mean anything after you graduate? Or nah?
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I think I was on the honor roll here and there throughout school. I never felt it important enough to mention on any applications (college or employment)

To me, it was like getting "Student of the month", or a perfect attendance award. Basically just something to make your parents happy, and that's it. I'm sure it made Borb happy because it was probably some validation for their decision to "mainstream" him, so they made a big deal about it to Chris, and he bought into it. (big time)
 
Altissimo said:
School should be about learning. This is one of the many reasons I absolutely detest public school systems.
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Most private schools are hardly any better, though, especially the religious ones. The only advantage private schools have over public schools is private schools get to choose who attends. Public schools have to take all comers, and if they waste a disproportionate amount of resources trying to educate the ineducable at the expense of other students, well too bad other students.
theobservdr said:
it is hard to pinpoint the blame, teachers basically aren't allowed to fail a student anymore students just don't care etc.
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Pinpointing the blame is not that hard, actually. It starts higher than the students. Their parents don't care. To them the schools are just free daycare with a rubber stamp diploma at the end. When their child gets low marks for failing to attend or do homework or study for tests, they blame the teacher for "not making learning fun and interesting" or some such bullshit.
OfflineCyberBully said:
Any and all hoarding jokes aside, the fact that Chris kept all his homework from his MHS days really underscores how important that time in his life was to him.
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Or it underscores how incredibly bad the Chandlers are at throwing anything away. Given the age of the high school artifacts, it's possible they survived the fire so well because they were at the bottom of a pile kept safe from heat and oxygen. Also I'm not certain from these pics how much of the staining on them is from the fire and how much is foxing.
Angelica Rosechu said:
Also, Chris as a chemist is a recipe for a lab explosion, just sayin'. There's no way he'd follow all the safety procedures.
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Chris would have been just as good at chemistry as he is at drafting. So instead of Sonichu we would have gotten the house fire on an accelerated schedule.
Y'know, like not using a beaker that once held hydrochloric acid to hold your Fanta.
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That's not actually that dangerous. I'd be more concerned about the :fapcup: than the poured out HCl. That being said, yeah, there are some things you don't want to reuse glassware with like that. But I think I'd still prefer them to the :fapcup:.
CrayolaFuckinModelMagic said:
This is why that honor roll crap never flew with me. Just about anyone can get on the honor roll in the U.S. /offhandedbigotry :P
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Just about anyone who works to earn it, you mean. Or at least that's how it used to (and should) be.
timtommy said:
Bullshit is a strong word. It is what it is. Basically it means you are performing acceptably in school.
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Time was when it meant you were performing exceptionally in school, though. Like top 5% ranked by GPA and classes. And even the bottom classes required some effort and learning to get an A. Of course this was before the massive grade inflation we've had in recent decades. An inflated scale that lets Chris get a D instead of the F he deserved goes all the way to the top, and we start seeing students who earned Cs getting Bs and As just for attendance. The rot started back in the 60s, but it really accelerated in the bullshit "letting everyone succeed" egalitarianism and "teaching self esteem" touchy feely crap that came in when 60s kids started teaching and (even worse) administrating back in the 80s.

I think it's important at this point to make clear that there is a difference between individual schools' debased "honor rolls" and the National Honor Society, which is a meaningful thing still. Chris might have made honor roll by getting good grades in shitty classes (thought we now know he didn't even do that), but no fucking way in hell was he NHS.
 
i guess in a way, these homework uploads are a way of fulfilling chris's promise to kacey to upload some of his school essays/assignments to the cwcipedia.
 
I do detest standardized testing, moreso than public schools, but public schools have problems that extend beyond that.
 
Chris got a smiley face on his project, yaay.

The "tell me about your family" question seems strange for a mock interview.
 
A-№1 said:
I think it's important at this point to make clear that there is a difference between individual schools' debased "honor rolls" and the National Honor Society, which is a meaningful thing still. Chris might have made honor roll by getting good grades in shitty classes (thought we now know he didn't even do that), but no fucking way in hell was he NHS.
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I was in NHS in my last two or three semesters of high school. It wasn't much in the long run, gave me something to letter in, but you had to do other stuff like community events (like a cancer survivors run)
 
Xarpho said:
I was in NHS in my last two or three semesters of high school. It wasn't much in the long run, gave me something to letter in, but you had to do other stuff like community events (like a cancer survivors run)
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Wait you can letter as part of NHS? Like the letter you get by playing high school sports?

Nerds everywhere I swear. I had to earn my letter the right way by being the best bench-warmer my high school basketball team has ever seen.
 
Maybe not NHS specifically, but I did letter in academics. Of course, that's more or less irrelevant as I went on to have a 2.15 GPA in college.
 
Dr. Teem said:
Where are you getting all this homework?!
Also if Chris was an air quality control manager I'd move as far away as possible.
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I think everyone would move far away from Chris is he was a Air Quality Control Manager, better yet, if he had a job doing any type of quality control. Were the answers to these four pieces of homework answered by Borb like the bad parenting homework was?? If it was written by Chris, Borb probably held his hand through it and told him what to write. Also, the answer to number 7 is pretty funny: "How do you feel about working with customers?" "I enjoy working with people." I'm surprised he answered the question like this. Take for example, if Chris ended up getting a job at say, a major hotel chain in Ruckersville (Double Tree, Hilton, Sheriton, etc) where he would be working as a Front Desk Attendant (the person who takes your payment when checking into the hotel). Now, lets say the customer didn't like the regular room Chris gave to them and wanted to be upgraded to a suite. I think Chris would become stressed, and the following would be said to the customer, "I already charged your credit card and I will not give you a refund so you can have a suite, nor anything complementary. Oh, and by the way, do you happen to have $1,000 I can have for "family debts"??? No?? Well then I hope Persephone, the ghost of my father, and Emmanuel GodJesus will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel to me, I am a high-functioning autistic, I am entitled to anything I want!!" Right after he says the above quote, the customer is probably going to ask for Chris' manager, and Chris being Chris, will probably tell the customer that he is the manager. So when his boss finally hears Chris screaming and throwing a temper tantrum because someone gave him prickly-wicklys and stressed him out, Chris will end up being suspended or fired, because honestly, does Chris even know the saying "the customer is always right???" If not, and his goal is to scream at customers, then maybe he should seek employment at Amy's Baking Company, that way, the owners of said place as well as Chris will be able to verbally abuse and threaten their customers all they want.

Ziltoid said:
The best resume Chris has ever written, and it's not even real.
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That should have been the resume that Chris sent to Nintendo, as well as applying for a job at...wait, I forgot, LOOKING FOR A JOB IS TOO HARD!! But instead of a well written, regular, with no Sonichu/Rosechu drawing on it, and Chris attempting to trick the potential employer into believing that volunteering in a Pokyman League is a real job; we get a half-assed resume with rambling on how he wants to enforce his copyright, fight the trolls, tell Mary Lee Walsh to go fuck herself, mentioning his "quick construction skills from crack", alongside "great hand-drawing skills (see the cwc-ism, Hand Artery)" , and lets not forget this fan favorite and gem, "elbow-greased strength." Basically the equivalent to either a multiple car pileup, or a autistic train wreck. The employers, while attempting to decipher what the hell Chris was trying to convey in his writing probably either ended up having a stroke, a brain tumor, or a headache due to Chris' ever declining grasp of writing and the english language.
 
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