Burned Docs Chemistry Class 15JUN2014

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Despite OPL's lack of academic success, chemistry does seem to be one subject that held his interest after he left high school...



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Thelostcup said:
So Chris' high school actually had seemingly competent coursework related to find a job?
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His college too, for that matter. If you read Mary Lee Walsh's book, it's actually very detailed and helpful for first-generation community college students.
 
Naxra said:
Despite OPL's lack of academic success, chemistry does seem to be one subject that held his interest after he left high school...



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Yes. He poures the liquid in the correct way, as it is advised to be done with aggressive/unknown substances in a lab.
 
Not for nothin, Skyraider, but I think you might consider pacing these leaks out a bit. Obviously everyone appreciates it, but you're talking about people who will run a 200 page thread about what Chris ate for dinner. If someone who hasn't been on the board in a while comes back in the next few days, they'll probably have a stroke.
 
This whole paper is basically a fan-fiction written by Bob.

"An' then ma' son'll werk in a lab-er-tory, an' definitly will NOT be drawin' no queer cartoons!"
 
Tubular Monkey said:
This whole paper is basically a fan-fiction written by Bob.

"An' then ma' son'll werk in a lab-er-tory, an' definitly will NOT be drawin' no queer cartoons!"
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And Chris' response

'ALL Sonichus Are Straight! ALL Rosechus Are Straight! I Am Straight! My Comics are STRAIGHT COMICS. I, Sonichu and Rosechu, We Never Want to be part of ANY AND ALL Homosexual-Promoting Papers or Events'
 
Dr.Research said:
The fact he thinks he can earn a BS, MS and Ph.D in four years
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Well, it is Christian Weston Chandler, original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu the electric hedgehog pokemons, a franchise that is destined to earn millions for Nintendo. Or Sega. Or someone, but probably not Chris.

So yeah. He could do it. I mean think about it, if you were his doctoral advisor you'd probably rush him through his defense and pass him just so you wouldn't have to listen to him prattle on about Pokemon or Legos or whatever other stupid shit he'd spent the last for years babbling about, wouldn't you?
 
Is this really a Chemistry class assignment?

To me it looks like a special class or something- coping class or something of that order.
 
Picklechu said:
A lot of the time, teachers in completely unrelated subjects will have a resume assignment; I've always assumed that this was because of the fact that this is n't something that is typically taught. As someone who has looked over a good deal of resumes, I can tell you for a fact that most people have no clue how to write one.
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Funny, during my sophomore year, the school actually had a mandatory class called "Careers and Financial Literacy", but it was always a short period and not a full block class. Unsurprisingly, writing a resume was among one of the assignments, and I probably did...ok...I got an A but I don't think that my interests and hobbies section would have done me any favors and I think I just bullshitted with some of the qualifications, but at least I tried to be somewhat realistic with it. Chris on the other hand has some awfully lofty ideas if he thought he of all people could earn degrees like a MS or a PhD in four years.
 
So out of curiosity I googled "Ten Sigma" - which is on the bottom of the printout with Chris' score from his peers.
This company seems to publish teaching aids for students with disabilities, including a "Manual [that] contains rubrics that define 63 research-based transition skills for students who are on the autism spectrum. (appropriate for students from age five through adult)". So I'm thinking less chemistry (because really it's hard to picture Chris taking chem without burning the school down in some lab experiment gone wrong) and more coping skills class that went in one ear and out the other, as evident from the last time he attempted to write himself a resume.
 
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Man, imagine if Chris had pursued chemistry. We could have had an autistic Walter White.
"I is dah one who knocks!"
 
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