Choose Your Own Guntventure - Write one sentence to continue the saga of the Gunt Retort.

[Shakka Ahmose]

Zidan then faced Ethan, who had fell on top of old Xanax bottles and Maker's Mark bottles, and said "lol good luck faggot it looks like you have a brown spirit awaiting you". The yellow spirit then vanished while laughing at Ethan.

 

[instythot]

At that moment, Ethan felt a tap on his shoulder. Jim had returned. "I read the last superchat, Ethan, and now a reckoning is coming"

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

In a moment of quick thinking, Ralph reached into his pocket and took out an old pack of cigarettes and a "Cuban" cigar and threw it at Jim.

 

[Randy Lahey]

But in his drunken stupor, Ralph realized that he had actually just thrown his greasy meth pipe at Jim’s spirit!

 

[instythot]

"Well, it's not gonna make the cancer any worse now is it?" asked Jim, rhetorically.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Finally noticing that Ethan's cries are more than his usual drunk ramblings, May decides to interrupt her precious loli poster admiration to come out and see what all the commotion is about.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

May gasped as she saw the spirit of Jim. She asked Ethan who the spirit was and Ethan told her it was Jim. The instant May heard this, she started to fan girl at the fact that she laid eyes upon the elusive James O'Shannassy.

 

[L. Duse]

"I am going to bugger him, Ethan!" May said. "If you want a threesome, come join in."

"THIS IS A NOBLE COMPROMISE!"

 

[instythot]

"So, you tried to become a teacher. I like to get close to children too, big guy" panted May.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Jim was confused as to what gender May was. He could not tell if it was a male or female.

 

[instythot]

May tried to resolve the issue by striking a pose in a Wal-Mart bikini, but this only served to sour the mood, sexually.

 

[L. Duse]

As for Ralph, he tried to join in but his member is so small and so hidden within his gunt that he could not bonk standing up.

So he decided to do some dirty talk saying, "I like to get close to children too. I like high schoolers who just graduated."

That served to sour the mood more.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Jim started live streaming the whole ordeal and began blasting his intro songs from spectral speakers. Giggling like a mad man as he began describing may and Ralph's disgusting Visages to his audience.

 

[L. Duse]

Which was sadder? The fact that Ralph and May's uncovered and malformed figures they call bodies are in full view?

The fact that Jim's face was still unseen despite him literally fucking around with Ralph and May?

Or the fact that all of the money from the stream superchats are going to Jim, with May and Ralph not getting a cent despite the humiliation?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Ralph, angered over the humiliation he was receiving by somebody he thought was his friend, ran to his computer to do what he thought would own the haters.

 

[The Demon Baby]

After sending several tweets that, like, totally pwned Jim, Ethan felt that his work for the day had been completed and decided to relax by meeting up with Gator down at the local Glory Hole.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Gator had witnessed Ethan's actions through Jim's stream and Gator asked Ethan what Jim was like? "What did he smell like? What did he wear? Was he good looking?" asked Gator.

 

[Cow Poly]

"why did you leave me?" the pig demanded.
"It was the night you turned your back and betrayed me," said Zidan.
"I did all this work to get Jesse Lee Peterson on the show....and you treated it like you didn't care...you never seem to care about any of your guests ....then to add insult to injury, someone "hacked" Andy's stream key and was spamming porn on Andy's channel. You cut away from MY interview to cover something gay. That was the last straw Ethan, you fat fucking fagget nigger pig!"

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"IM SORRY!!" Ethan used his little pudgy arms to swing at Zidan, and but he fell on the ground, vomiting in disgust. Zidan vanished from this pitiful sight, once he woke up in the pool of his own Vomit he was visited by another spirit, this spirit that showed up was quite a shock, it was Lane "Seattle4truth" Davis, covered in a orange jumpsuit and chains. He said "I guess I'm the spirit of Gunt's present."

 

[Randy Lahey]

As Ralph gazed in horror at the spirit, he suddenly thought he was nowhere near shitfaced enough to handle all this. So he reached into the folds of his many auxiliary gunts and produced an entire liquor store’s worth of Maker’s Mark.